Everytime God kills a kitten, you masturbate

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This sounds more like it. Death to all the kittens!

― Well well, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

all dogs go to heaven!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd prefer: every time a kitten masturbates, you kill god.

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe then people would be more responsible about getting their cats fixed...

― possible m (mandinina), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Everytime you masturbate God, a kitten kills.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

every time i masturbate, it's over a kitten, who is also my God

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

well, people should have something to smile about every day.

― possible m (mandinina), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Neither God nor kittens are ever involved when I masturbate. Am I normal?

― Jonathan Z., Wednesday, 3 December 2003 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i hope so; if not, i'm totally lost to the world.

― possible m (mandinina), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

anal?

― flet, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"Cats are C*nts"

-Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2003/20031203l.gif

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 4 December 2003 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

is that by the same artist who did The Mr Hell Show?

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 4 December 2003 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know. I don't think so. It's from a Strip called
Penny Arcade.
Which is essentially like Player vs Player, but for Video Game fans instead of RPG fans.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 4 December 2003 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

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