Chris Martin knocks up Gwyneth Paltrow

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― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

That was terrible, but I'm tired.

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

What a pinched face little sproglet that will be.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm hoping for a Saffron type life for the wee one, ie much more on the ball than mom. *thinks* Although Saffron did get along great with her own dad and we can't have that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

it will look like jack skellington

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

The real question here is: what will be the name of the baby?

― Miggie (Miggie), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Probably something like Persinthia.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

persnikittey widget martin-paltrow

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

The Fourth

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Esq.

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Warisbad Martin

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Nasir Paltrow-Martin

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

not a proper name among them!

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, but the kid might not be born in Australia.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

HYSTERICS

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

hysterics paltrow does have a bit of a ring.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Feedtha Paltrow_Martin.

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Maris Centington Paltrow-Martin

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Sparks Sylvia Martin

― calstars (calstars), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Calisto Farthingay Umlaut Paltrow-Martin

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Gerald Ignatius Martin-Paltrow. The monograms will be great.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Five bucks sez the baby looks like Ben Affleck.

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

With Bruce Willis as the audible grouchy voiceover.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Sunshine Caravan Wedlock Aloysious Rainbow Martin-Paltrow Esq.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Didn't Martin Paltrow sing for Wet Wet Wet?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

may your first child, be a boring child

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Chauncey Popinjay Thebends Paltrow-Martin

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

A Minky Meowsy A Meowsy Moo Paltrow-Martin

Incredible Stylin' Human Beatbox Paltrow-Martin

Christ What Was That Paltrow-Martin

Gigolo Jack Paltrow-Martin

Ignatz "Ignatz "Ignatz "Ignatz "Ignatz Mouse" Mouse" Mouse" Mouse" Mouse Paltrow-Martin

F# A# Infinity Paltrow-Martin

Graham Chapman Paltrow-Martin

― Biggles (Chriddof), Thursday, 4 December 2003 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Ted. Ted's a nice name.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 4 December 2003 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Ricky

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 4 December 2003 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

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