pony

so i was sitting at home... and all of a sudden i felt really weird and had to lie down. my body felt like really really strange and different and then i discovered i was going into labour. I was alone at the time, so i lied down on my bed and after a while. I actually gave birth to a miniature pony. It really really hurt, and still does even tho the pony is a miniature one and quite small at that. I named him Thomas and I feed him oats and he seems to want outside.
he loves me because i am his mother.