Bush reportedly offends queen with 5 chefs

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I wonder how many faux pas it would take before he gets chucked into the Tower of London.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 4 December 2003 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

And it gets worse.
This is from the Sunday Mirror:


GROUND FARCE 1
Nov 23 2003
Queen's fury as Bush goons wreck garden
Exclusive By Terry O'Hanlon


THE Queen is furious with President George W. Bush after his state visit caused thousands of pounds of damage to her gardens at Buckingham Palace.

Royal officials are now in touch with the Queen's insurers and Prime Minister Tony Blair to find out who will pick up the massive repair bill. Palace staff said they had never seen the Queen so angry as when she saw how her perfectly-mantained lawns had been churned up after being turned into helipads with three giant H landing markings for the Bush visit.

The rotors of the President's Marine Force One helicopter and two support Black Hawks damaged trees and shrubs that had survived since Queen Victoria's reign.

And Bush's army of clod-hopping security service men trampled more precious and exotic plants.

The Queen's own flock of flamingoes, which security staff insisted should be moved in case they flew into the helicopter rotors, are thought to be so traumatised after being taken to a "place of safety" that they might never return home.

The historic fabric of the Palace was also damaged as high-tech links were fitted for the US leader and his entourage during his three-day stay with the Queen.

The Palace's head gardener, Mark Lane, was reported to be in tears when he saw the scale of the damage.

"The Queen has every right to feel insulted at the way she has been treated by Bush," said a Palace insider.

"The repairs will cost tens of thousands of pounds but the damage to historic and rare plants will be immense. They are still taking an inventory.

"The lawns are used for royal garden parties and are beautifully kept. But 30,000 visitors did not do as much damage as the Americans did in three days.

"Their security people and support staff tramped all over the place and left an absolute mess. It is particularly sad because the Queen Mother loved to wander in the garden just as the Queen and Prince Charles do now.

"Some of the roses, flowers and shrubs damaged are thought to be rare varieties named after members of the Royal Family and planted by the Queen Mother and Queen.

"Other Royals had their own favourite parts of the garden as children and some of those areas have been damaged."

The Queen's insurers have told her she is covered for statues, garden furniture and plants she personally owns, but the bill for repairing damage to the lawns and the structure of the Palace will probably have to be picked up by the Government.

The Americans made alterations to accommodate specialised equipment. The mass of gadgetry meant the Royals couldn't get a decent TV picture during the visit.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 4 December 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Looking for WMD?

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 4 December 2003 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, why did they invite them in the first place?

Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 4 December 2003 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Because Bush Jr demanded to get his picture taken with the queen, and dagnabbit, if he didn't get his photo op...somebody was gonna get nuked.
Probably Birmingham. Or Wales or somethin'.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 4 December 2003 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Given a choice between a nuked Birmingham and a presidential visit, erm...

Sorry, Brummies!

Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 4 December 2003 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder if he got to sit in the queens lap while they took the picture.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 4 December 2003 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Things have changed recently. When you say the Queen, do you mean Elizabeth or Charles?

MikeyG (MikeyG), Thursday, 4 December 2003 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

ouch.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 4 December 2003 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Y'know, it kinda explains his attraction for Camilla Parker-Bowlegged.
He probably makes her put on a Beefeater costume and demands that she calls herself Nigel. (Lady Diana was far too "femme" for his tastes.)
< /UNSUBSTANTIATED HOGWASH>

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 4 December 2003 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Things have changed recently. When you say the Queen, do you mean Elizabeth or Charles?

ooo, BITCH!

and somewhere, Morrissey is laughing up his sleeve re the whole Charles thing.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 4 December 2003 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

it'd be great if he becomes Elizabeth III when/if he gets the throne.

ken c, Thursday, 4 December 2003 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

but who will be the Royal Leather Dwarf?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 4 December 2003 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't defame Nigels.

Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 4 December 2003 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

so i assume that W's security never liased with thew buckingham palace crew to agree on where things should go? Did they just show up one day and mow Hs onto the royal lawn?

and while we're at it, oh boo-fucking-hoo at the royals' inability to get decent telly reception. For all we know, they don't even have Sky. (and if they do, I call shenanigans -- how come buckingham palace can have a dish but all the other grade-listed buildings can't?)

Catty (Catty), Thursday, 4 December 2003 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I not sure Charles appreciates Bush.

I'm not funny, am I?

MikeyG (MikeyG), Thursday, 4 December 2003 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i think you're funny.

Catty (Catty), Thursday, 4 December 2003 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/politics97/diana/pictures/divorce/camilla1.jpg
It's a Man's Life in the British Armed Forces

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 4 December 2003 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Custos, I salute your twisted mind.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 4 December 2003 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

(*Stands at full attention, with back straight, his metals all shiny and shit.*)

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 5 December 2003 05:11 (twenty-one years ago)


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