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Has anything ever actually fulfilled that cliche?
I wouldn't know, of course.

― Melissa W, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mutual masturbation maybe

― turner, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hard to qualify...but let's just say that there have been some culinary delights and concerts experiences and more that were just as captivating. :-)

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Why, the stimulating repartee on ILE of course!

Hee hee hee.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

food = always better than sex. even at its worst. food will never hurt you. yeah.

music = slightly better than sex, but by a differing margin depending on type...

sex = a big lemonade, as mussolini would say.

― jess, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

food = always better than sex. even at its worst. food will never hurt you. yeah.

You've apparently never eaten my mother's cooking.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

food = will never give you herpes?

(tad, if you come back with the obvious response, it's going on your permanent record.)

― jess, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the holy trinity of coffee, chocoalte and cigarettes works well for me.

― Geoff, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i cannot have sex or food because of my tooth . you are taunting me mellisa

― anthony, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mmmm chocolate cock...

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Where's Dan to make various salty comments when we need him?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The concept is mostly much better than the real hanky panky.

― Helen Fordsdale, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.gonzo.org/books/gp/90/pix/betterth.jpg

― Kodanshi, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Vini,vidi,vincit. The conquest plan is much better than getting your hands actually on the prey. See Kierkegaard.

― Laetitia, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I reckon a good massage is better than sex.

― toraneko, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Depends on who the sex is with, dunnit?

― Ally, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

As much as I love food and music, and believe me I do, sex at its best trumps all else.

― Sean, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Agree with Sean on this one. I tried to think of food that I could truly say this about. And although there were many contenders (b/c believe me, I love food) nothing tops getting close with my guy.

― Samantha, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's all too interrelated! Is sex better if you're hungry? Or if you're full? What about music while you eat or fuck? Does hunger override the horn? I get really annoyed when people say nothing is better than sex, but then I get really annoyed when people say something is, too.

Basically I think what we have to do is see sex and everything else as a continuum.

― Tom, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

OK, though, if I had to rank experiences, taking the absolute peak as the thing to be rated. Really good food is worse than really good music is worse than really good sex is worse than writing something really good. But the better the experience the rarer it is too.

― Tom, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Does hunger override the horn? "

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Basically I think what we have to do is see sex and everything else as a continuum. Now I'm imagining you fucking us all. I think this is one of the rare occasions where seeing things as a continuum is not a good idea.
― Nick, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Back when I was smoking, a cigarette and some black coffee could send me to my happy place longer and better then sex, now it just makes me cough and fart.
Really depends who the sex is with I guess, but if graduating isnt better then sex then I shouldnt be working on this damm program all night.
― Mr Noodles, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There is no continuum between normal and italic text, either.
I think my point may have been misunderstood by Nick, understandable perhaps in the light of the terrifying visions troubling him.
― Tom, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Christ Dastoor what font-related nonsense have you wrought?
― Tom, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

SLEEP

and before you say "how lame" i will remind you of how comfy your bed is how you threw those questioning nuzzles aside in your semi-conscious diffidence
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Something's always got to be better, because otherwise what is the point?
― james, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Food is definitely better than music, you silly, silly man. Without food, you would die. Without music, you would...not have music, which might be boring but you wouldn't starve off it, wouldn't it? Food is bus.
― Ally, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i think you're pretty bus, too, Ally.
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Who doesn't?
― Ally, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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