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what ever happened to big natural breasts?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

did they melt away? where are they? how come i can't get my hands on some?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

somebody answer me

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

What, your enormous cock hasn't gotten you any action yet?

― Allyzay, Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

He just keeps getting it caught in bear traps.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah i know lol

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

but today all the women have fake tits

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

it's just not the same

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I know, mine are pretty gross.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

all small an shriveled?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

like raisins?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

just admit it

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

No, they're enormous and fake.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

you know it's true

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

raisin

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

wait... lemme guess... they are completely plastik

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

and can't bend or move in any way

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i hate those

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

So, what land-mammals allow you to stick such an enormous appendage into their orifices? Are they hairless?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

they give my cock rugburn

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

No no mine have a button that I press on my back that make them move independently of each other.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

not the animals

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

you gotta be kidding

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

can you still do cleavage?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

or are they too stiff?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I'm really not kidding. They are like permanently in cleavage form, that's why people get fake ones.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

that's awsome

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

See, I knew I could change yr mind.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Looks like we have a convert...

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

allyzay, you should register

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

it would save you time for thiking up gay e-mails

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

*of

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow! I never thought of that before.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

who likes bondage?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

i think it's wrong

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean, seriously, yuck

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

they get all chaffed and everything

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

*shivver*

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you're wrong.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

okay... new question: what's the most unusual sex move you've been in?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you conner's younger brother?

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think you really explored your other questions enough though, johnny. Maybe you'd get more big, natural breasts if you paid a bit more attention to nuance?

― Allyzay, Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

no

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

i think not

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, right.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

ronan's elder brother?

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

nope

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

i am an only child

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

so there

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

okay, let's go back to origonal question

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

what DID happen?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

did they go out of style or what?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I kind of think it's just you, johnny.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

what the totally activated bomb up my arse is wrong with this place?

― raphael diligent (Cozen), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't get some

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

that's what

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mgnet.karoo.net/terry.jpg http://www.mgnet.karoo.net/bobpic.jpg

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Try estrogen pills.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

we are blessed.

― typo acapulco (gcannon), Thursday, 4 December 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

yes we are

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I am enlightened.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 4 December 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

of course

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

wow i hold the top 2 answers spots

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

i feel special

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

anybody else?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

okay then

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck me baby.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 4 December 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

ummmmmmm your a guy

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Sexist!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 4 December 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn, he's got me figured.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 4 December 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

wow 69 answers.... coincidense?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

he doesn't like your breasts nick :-(

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

nope.......

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

let's get back to the orthogonal question..

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Thursday, 4 December 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I have impressive manjugs.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 4 December 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

how about no?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll vouch for his manjugs, they are great.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 4 December 2003 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i'll take ur word 4 that

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

is this thread dead now?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i hope not

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i guess it is

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

damn

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I could lock it for you, if you want.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 December 2003 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah. Now I understand. Good lord, kill them all.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 5 December 2003 09:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Why is Johnny Fitz wasting our time?

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 5 December 2003 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

'cause i can

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Sunday, 7 December 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

that's why

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Sunday, 7 December 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

soooooooooo

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Sunday, 7 December 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

in the ass?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Sunday, 7 December 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm just expecting Ally to post again, 'cuz the fake e-mails are R0X0Ring my world. Def the best part of the thread.

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Sunday, 7 December 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

i agree

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

who the fuck is alizee?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060831071805AAY3Xmi

― gershy, Sunday, 11 November 2007 06:24 (eighteen years ago)


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