"DIE, LOVE WALRUS, DIE!!!"

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Alright, I have nothing against the real Barry White, who sadly passed away last year, but here in Rockefeller Center where I work, there's an irritating assclown Barry White impersonator who plys his vile craft on 6th Avenue (right infront of the McGraw Hill building, for those of you with your maps out). He seems to pick my shifts for his performance window, and his ham-fisted butchering of the late Mr.White's catalog comes echoing up through the concrete canyon and is COMPLETELY INESCAPABLE. I want to go down there with a bowie knife and cut him into filets.

ARRRGGGHHH!!!!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 4 December 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

take a chill pill.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 4 December 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

(rjg, you forgot to put ",padre." or ",broheems." after that)

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 4 December 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not a chill pill enthusiast.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 4 December 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex, find your centre and relax. Fulfil that impulse and you'll discover how fast NYC cops can actually move. (On the other hand, you COULD pay him off to move in front of the F line station and annoy customers there.)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 4 December 2003 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Twas ever thus; Barry White has inspired nothing but dreck.

― pete s, Thursday, 4 December 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I'm pretty sure he requires a license to perform there, and it's all sadly perfectly legal. I have no recourse other than homicide.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 4 December 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

if he's below a window you should dress up like isaac hayes and pee on him from it

― jones (actual), Thursday, 4 December 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

A fine idea, but the windows here in the Death Star do not open.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 4 December 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

suicide might work just as well, if not better, broheems.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 4 December 2003 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

They saw this coming, and wanted to prevent musical manslaughter. Toss a boomerang, with brick attached, out of the main building door?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 4 December 2003 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

alex if you dont die of a coronary by the time you're fifty i will be amazed.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 4 December 2003 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm takin' you with me when I go.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 4 December 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

race you there.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 4 December 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe he somehow learned that you buy into the "black people as robots" stereotype and is plying his craft as a means of revenge.

― El Diablo Solango (Nicole), Thursday, 4 December 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

It's only Beyoncé that I acussed of being robotic, not the entire race.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 5 December 2003 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I was kidding...

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 5 December 2003 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, I walk past that guy a lot. I can donate him some laxative coffee.

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 5 December 2003 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

You know, there's a grand history of people throwing things out the window of 30 Rockefeller-- I think Chris Farley even too a shit out a window once. Something to consider, anyway.

― antexit (antexit), Friday, 5 December 2003 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

one of the SNL alums talked about winging frozen pizzas out of the windows...

― Kingfish Beestick (Kingfish), Friday, 5 December 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39596000/jpg/_39596975_hemmings_203.jpg

― Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 5 December 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bagism.com/img/greene/steve-walrus.jpeg

And that's all I have to say about that.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 5 December 2003 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"Do I have to spell it OUT? C-H-E-E-S-E-A-N-D-O-N-I-O-N-S."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 December 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

You know, there was no way this thread was going to live up to its title, I don't know why I clicked it.

― Allyzay, Friday, 5 December 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST!

Another Friday night, and it's 11:58 pm he's STILL OUT THERE, beltin' out "You're My First, My Last, My Everything" for the SEVENTEENTH time this evening. WHY WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE KILL HIM?????

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 13 December 2003 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

eight months pass...

He's STILL at it. Right now.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 26 August 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

go with the flow dude. like jim said "ride the snake".

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 26 August 2004 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

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