how big are your boobs and your bum? (or, ally's clothing size thread.)

My BUM, however - I have to wear Size 38 to get my ass in a comfy pair of slacks that won't cut off the circulation to my legs. I think I've mentioned this before. My butt just won't quit. And this is not a good thing.

YUM YUM, a samosa for breakfast? Go on then...

I have no idea my LEG measurements, but they're probably quite little.

tops = xl some L but they're a bit tight

being i are a Uber-tall Mutant (with big feet, no less,

"What would a thread about bra size and clothing size reveal? I'm all for it, let's start, I want to see what it reveals about me. It's like fortune telling, with articles of clothing.

-- Ally (garance80@yahoo.com), October 09, 2001."

and kodanshi, for the last time, i am not a woman, damnit! so that better have been one of those general remarks. (i'm not getting *that* operation again...)

Actually sod that, it's vvvv ANNOYING. Especially in the embarassing situations where you find a 12 doesn't fit. Or a 14. Then you storm out. I REFUSE to be a size 16, to be honest. I'm only little!

I don't believe Ally is size 6. Are sizes different in the US? I mean size 6 is like Victorian midget size.

Then again she's 4ft10 and anorexic so one must make their allowances eh whot?

I'm a 32C or 32D depending on the brand.

Actually, I don't have a body, I have an inverse-tardis. I fit everything from a size 8 to a size 14 (these are Australian sizes, so that's about a 6 to a 12 in American sizes).

I have to wear pants with 34" inseam. It's ridiculous. This is why I wear skirts all the time.

And yes, jess, I did ask that question - but no one has answered it! My point wasn't to sit about and discuss our size, my point is I still wanna know what it says about you!

I mean, you sit there, in front of your computer, fantasising that all those with whom you communicate online are complete babes and then a thread comes along where they reveal that they weigh 100kg and that their 40DD breasts rest on their size 20 tummy which in return rests on their massive thighs as they are sitting there typing. It's just gross.

And I'm being criticized by a man who has posted things about me - unsolicited things, I might point out - such as "I really want to have sex with Luna. I mean, really. I think even her horniest admirers here cannot approach the zeal with which I admire our Miss Aimee. She's funny, she's lovely, she's above all unknown. I may have a girlfriend, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't punch someone out cold to get at Aimee."

Life is unfair, n.

He was criticizing you? Don't re-qoute him. It only resurrects the horror.

i think N. is talking about A.

He was. And L. was talking about K. Speaking in initials is fun.

I'm nothing special

He was criticizing you?

I don't see another way to read things like And if those are her real dimensions, can I speculate that they were not before surgery? and Is luna a paper doll?, do you?

I'm surprised it took this long for this thread to get creepy and nasty

xpost

I have poor memory and little discipline to re-read. :)

<un-derailment attempt>I have almost no ass and no boobs at all.</un-derailment attempt>

I am just a brain in a jar

jesus is this thing still going

I'm so sorry that my misplaced HAHAHAHAHAs seemed to have caused K to post that in the first place. :-( Also, he said WHAT?!

who is kenan's gf? he says she posts on ilx.

i think he means jaymc

this thread is actually giving me a bit of a tummyache

I think I'm going to take a nap.

he is what he is
he is what he is
he is what he is
he is what he is
he is what he is
he is what he is
he is what he is

http://img38.picoodle.com/img/img38/9/8/16/f_carm_a28b679.jpg

I went to Bravissimo and got measured and now I know that I was kidding myself with the DD. The matronly lady did not use a tape measure - she just looked - and got me right first time. Nath, here's their fitting guide:
http://www.bravissimo.com/info/brafitting.aspx

So (deep breath) 34G - 30 - 40 and 5'10" tall. I mentioned I was curvy back in 2001, didn't I?

Oh, hi, guys.

I think I owe all of the boobs and bum thread an apology, not least for derailing it so totally. I have some irrational emotions tied up in this. We could all tell tales out of school, and I would almost always come up short on that scale. But I do apologize. I really do.

I'm sorry, Luna.

I have a few female friends with incredible hourglass shapes that involve what have got to be DD or more chests. They wear it well though, employing corsets and such to awesome effect.

I'm so not contributing to this thread :(

So (deep breath) 34G - 30 - 40 and 5'10" tall.

G? Did you get water balloons implanted? I hope that's not insulting, but G seems back-injuriously ginormous.

There are certainly less insulting ways of framing your question. I've never had surgery, or back ache for that matter. My size is less uncommon that you'd think. It's just that so many people wear the wrong size bra.

I feel a bit sorry for most of the guys on this thread, this is a minefield of foot in mouth for them to be honest :)

Especially because guys are always on about big boobs, but then make women who have them feel so damn self conscious!

I'm non existantly erm, attired, and to be honest I think I'm kind of relieved I dont have to deal with the attention :/ Though I've had negative attention and mockery when in swimsuits at school and such :(

For referral:

Boob etiquette (a question for the ladies).

(x-post)

http://www.evilkillers.com/Ted%20Bundy_files/Image-Ted_Bundy_4.jpg

I have some irrational emotions tied up in this. We could all tell tales out of school, and I would almost always come up short on that scale. But I do apologize. I really do.

this thread is overwhelming the senses
im sorry

xpost Maybe the logic is lacking, but I don't kill people.

(yet) XD

OK come on I dont think comparing Kenan to Ted Bundy is at all fair or polite regardless of this stupid thread gees.

I think insulting people is this Amon dude's only schtick, don't mind him.

"schtick"

have some irrational emotions tied up in this. We could all tell tales out of school

Although I'm really not sure what this means, nor what it has to do with me, I appreciate that, Kenan. If there's something you want to talk to me about, email me.

water balloons
Whoah. Also: US/UK bra sizes don't seem to be the same, by a long shot.

I feel a bit sorry for most of the guys on this thread, this is a minefield of foot in mouth for them to be honest :)

There are certainly ways in which men could post here without having to put their feet in their mouths. They just aren't doing it.

A pictoral reference. NSFW, possibly, but not necessarily pornographic.

There are plenty of guys on this thread with feet nowhere near their mouths -- let's not get Kenan and Mr. Waterballoons reflecting so badly on everyone else!

I apologize.

NSFW, possibly, but not necessarily pornographic.

LOL, clearly you didn't scroll down a bit more.

That is a completely silly excuse for a bra sizing chart. Tho it's be funny to go to a lingerie store and have the saleslady match the boob photos to yours & buy bra.

I used to know of this flash thing that showed how much some company's jog bras would reduce the amount of jiggle. There were three animated women, one with no top, one with a normal bra, and one with the super-duper jogbra. That would have been the right link to post. Alas, but I can't recall where it is.

Oh, and the point of it was that you put in yr size and watch how much you jiggle.

Try a google search for "where da titties at?"

Here is is. Probably NSFW, but as you can see, I'm unreliable as a judge of that.

NB: I actually didn't find that by googling "where da titties at".

Whoever made that page has no idea what a 40 inch back size looks like.

I just loaded that page while listening to Depeche Mode and seeing boobs jiggle in time to "Behind the Wheel" was um... disturbing.

I think we had a thread about that site. It's quite hypnotic.