(Today's list was originally published on December 14, 1999)
The Top 20 Slogans for Legalized Marijuana
20> Got Buzz?19> Pot: When You Care Enough Not to Care At All18> A Day Without Pot is Like School17> Weed My Lips!16> Hey, America -- Let's Blow This joint!15> What's So Great About Short-Term Memory Anyway?14> Obey Your Jones13> Hemp: The world's practical solution to making, like, paper and rope and necklaces and stuff12> It's Not Just For Glaucoma Anymore!11> Help Eradicate Road Rage in Our Lifetime10> Official Sponsor of the NBA9> Because the waste is a terrible thing to mi... Dude! I totally f***ed that up!8> Cannabis: The PRE-Coital Smoke7> This is your brain. This is your brain on pot. This is your brain desperately searching for Doritos.6> When Was the Last Time You REALLY Looked at Your Hand?5> SMOKE POT! (Did we just say that out loud? Or did we just think it?)4> Recommended by 5 Out of 5 Deadheads3> Just Doob It2> It's the all-the-time smokey, skunky, sticky, greeny, seedy, stemmy, doobie so-you-can-get-high medicine.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Slogan for Legalized Marijuana...
1> Skull-Shaped Bong: $12.00 Primo Maui-Grown Bud: $25.00 Watching Teletubbies with Your Buddies: Priceless
Discuss.
― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 5 December 2003 05:13 (twenty-two years ago)
― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 December 2003 05:17 (twenty-two years ago)
― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 5 December 2003 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 5 December 2003 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)
― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 5 December 2003 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 5 December 2003 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 5 December 2003 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)
― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 5 December 2003 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 5 December 2003 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)
― oops (Oops), Friday, 5 December 2003 06:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― duane, Friday, 5 December 2003 06:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 5 December 2003 11:10 (twenty-two years ago)
5> SMOKE POT! (Did we just say that out loud? Or did we just think it?) OTM
― calstars, Sunday, 3 June 2007 00:50 (nineteen years ago)
You're all a bunch of bastards. Fucking pack it in. One of the things I expect as my right as a human being is that I live in London I can buy pot when I want. Stop fucking raiding places. It's just not on.
― Colonel Poo, Sunday, 3 June 2007 00:53 (nineteen years ago)
Weed My Lips
― marmotwolof, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:00 (nineteen years ago)
Weed My Wips would make more sense IMO.
― Abbott, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:03 (nineteen years ago)
I kind of miss the Custos.
I know, I appreciate his posts more now somehow.
― Sundar, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:06 (nineteen years ago)
Part of it is knowing there's a happy, confident, non-self-conscious person in the world who's even less funny than I am.
― Abbott, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:17 (nineteen years ago)
Hahah I am finally beginning to understand the Custos thing, oh dear god.
― Trayce, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:38 (nineteen years ago)
if you own a skull-shaped bong why are you only buy $25 worth of maui wowie? why not spring for a whole eighth and make a fucking night of it?
― max, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:40 (nineteen years ago)
WHY ARE YOU ONLY BUY $25
― max, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:41 (nineteen years ago)
Weed my lips -- har har!
― Maria :D, Sunday, 3 June 2007 04:31 (nineteen years ago)
I'm sure I speak for many British ILXors when I say I am deeply confused as to the legal status of marijuana in this country.
― chap, Sunday, 3 June 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)