Dude. Legalized Marijuana! Want Some?

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(Today's list was originally published on December 14, 1999)

The Top 20 Slogans for Legalized Marijuana

20> Got Buzz?
19> Pot: When You Care Enough Not to Care At All
18> A Day Without Pot is Like School
17> Weed My Lips!
16> Hey, America -- Let's Blow This joint!
15> What's So Great About Short-Term Memory Anyway?
14> Obey Your Jones
13> Hemp: The world's practical solution to making, like, paper and rope and necklaces and stuff
12> It's Not Just For Glaucoma Anymore!
11> Help Eradicate Road Rage in Our Lifetime
10> Official Sponsor of the NBA
9> Because the waste is a terrible thing to mi... Dude! I totally f***ed that up!
8> Cannabis: The PRE-Coital Smoke
7> This is your brain.
This is your brain on pot.
This is your brain desperately searching for Doritos.
6> When Was the Last Time You REALLY Looked at Your Hand?
5> SMOKE POT! (Did we just say that out loud? Or did we just think it?)
4> Recommended by 5 Out of 5 Deadheads
3> Just Doob It
2> It's the all-the-time smokey, skunky, sticky, greeny, seedy, stemmy, doobie so-you-can-get-high medicine.

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Slogan for Legalized Marijuana...

1> Skull-Shaped Bong: $12.00
Primo Maui-Grown Bud: $25.00
Watching Teletubbies with Your Buddies: Priceless


Discuss.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 5 December 2003 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

uhh

the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 December 2003 05:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Good shit, ain't it, ESOJ?

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 5 December 2003 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Satan has better drugs.

Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 5 December 2003 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread was inevitable

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 5 December 2003 05:22 (twenty-one years ago)

nickalicious excepted, STONERS ARE NOT FUNNY

nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 5 December 2003 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey! :(

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 5 December 2003 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm told I'm hilarious stoned. Well everyone larfs at me anyhow.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 5 December 2003 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i read that as "everyone barfs at me"

Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 5 December 2003 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

No exceptions, anything Lord Custos posts is not funny.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 5 December 2003 06:13 (twenty-one years ago)

everyone's a critic

oops (Oops), Friday, 5 December 2003 06:19 (twenty-one years ago)

hey man is dave there

duane, Friday, 5 December 2003 06:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Everything being funny when you're stoned !=Everyone is funny when they're stoned.

Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 5 December 2003 11:10 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

5> SMOKE POT! (Did we just say that out loud? Or did we just think it?)
OTM

calstars, Sunday, 3 June 2007 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

You're all a bunch of bastards. Fucking pack it in. One of the things I expect as my right as a human being is that I live in London I can buy pot when I want. Stop fucking raiding places. It's just not on.

Colonel Poo, Sunday, 3 June 2007 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

Weed My Lips

marmotwolof, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:00 (eighteen years ago)

Weed My Wips would make more sense IMO.

Abbott, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:03 (eighteen years ago)

I kind of miss the Custos.

Abbott, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:03 (eighteen years ago)

I know, I appreciate his posts more now somehow.

Sundar, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:06 (eighteen years ago)

Part of it is knowing there's a happy, confident, non-self-conscious person in the world who's even less funny than I am.

Abbott, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:17 (eighteen years ago)

Hahah I am finally beginning to understand the Custos thing, oh dear god.

Trayce, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

if you own a skull-shaped bong why are you only buy $25 worth of maui wowie? why not spring for a whole eighth and make a fucking night of it?

max, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

WHY ARE YOU ONLY BUY $25

max, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:41 (eighteen years ago)

Weed my lips -- har har!

Maria :D, Sunday, 3 June 2007 04:31 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sure I speak for many British ILXors when I say I am deeply confused as to the legal status of marijuana in this country.

chap, Sunday, 3 June 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)


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