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Breville is proud to present 'Laughter Lines'.

1. The Stand-Up Sandwich Toaster
2. The Comedy Kettle
3. The Talking Toaster

Does this mark the end of civilisation? Are these the three kitchen appliances of the Apocalypse?

― Alfie (Alfie), Friday, 5 December 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

A kettle that says "Oooh Sharon... How d'you turn this thing off?"

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 5 December 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahaha.

still, i like the design of the happy toast:

http://www.comet.co.uk/comet/dyn_imgs/prods/prod_full/138010.jpg

― Kingfish Beestick (Kingfish), Friday, 5 December 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck. If I had a kettle that quoted John Motson at me, or a sandwich toaster that sounded like Fred Elliott or Ainsley f===ing Harriott, the appliances would be out the window within about three seconds.

What a spectacularly crap idea.

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 5 December 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I was only half-way through at that point, and I just listened to the rest of them. It's just a collection of "who is it dead easy to do impressions of" rather than any comedy value. I mean, a Johnny Vegas /Alan Hansen toaster? Dear Lord.

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 5 December 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

What would they say if you could record your own message?

I think a bath that told you when it was going to overflow would be a good idea. Or before it was going to overflow even.

― Alfie (Alfie), Friday, 5 December 2003 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely nobody in their right mind has considered things like this to be a good idea since about 1989?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 December 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

These are for people who enjoy the talking fish like Billy Bass.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 5 December 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm deeply saddened that I even took the time to listen to them all. That's a couple of minutes of my life I'll never get back.

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 5 December 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

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