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my plants would grow in this crappy soil
i had a social life outside of 'playgroup'
i hadnt cut big chunks out of my hair today in a fit of irritation
my car was 'legal'
the next-door neighbour wasnt feeling so bad about being alone
people were kinder to each other
there was chocolate in my cupboard right now ( the dark variety )

― donna (donna), Saturday, 6 December 2003 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

i just ate 1/2 a terry's (dark) chocolate orange num

― kephm, Saturday, 6 December 2003 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

i had a career
i could be with her now
these test questions weren't so damn specific
everyone got what they wish for

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 6 December 2003 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

...smoking was good for you.

― kirsten (kirsten), Saturday, 6 December 2003 07:08 (twenty-two years ago)

that ganja was legal
that bush will lose the election
that civilization as we know it doesn't collapse for at least a hundred years
that I could know what animals were thinking

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 6 December 2003 07:17 (twenty-two years ago)

it doesn't really matter if ganja is legal
bush will lose the election
civilization won't collapse for at least 200 years
animals only think about food

― kirsten (kirsten), Saturday, 6 December 2003 07:18 (twenty-two years ago)

sure it does. I wouldn't have to live under constant fear of arrest, for one thing.
i hope so.
most of the time I think it won't, but it will probably be a slow decline and the beginning of that may occur within my lifetime
then why does my cat whine right after I feed him?

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 6 December 2003 07:22 (twenty-two years ago)

(what's the difference between a hope and a wish?)

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 6 December 2003 07:26 (twenty-two years ago)

hope, to feel that something desired may happen
wish, to want, desire, long for

― kephmas, Saturday, 6 December 2003 07:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I was little bit taller
I was a baller
I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala

― skee-lo, Saturday, 6 December 2003 08:42 (twenty-two years ago)

i could wake up without a hangover
i could make money (sans working)
i had a competent working knowledge of mac's software

(skee-lo, you take me back to ninth grade)

― Cameron (Cameron), Saturday, 6 December 2003 08:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"macs"... sorry

― Cameron (Cameron), Saturday, 6 December 2003 08:57 (twenty-two years ago)

...this time it could be different.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 6 December 2003 09:35 (twenty-two years ago)

...there was a cure

― zappi (joni), Saturday, 6 December 2003 09:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll second that

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

i wish i didn't care
i wish i could settle down
i wish i get a job as santa for the holidays

― possible m (mandinina), Sunday, 7 December 2003 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a pair.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 7 December 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

fourteen years pass...

wed stop talking politics in december

― infinity (∞), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:00 (eight years ago)

half of me agrees and half of me is "well ffs nobody makes us join in"

― all this youthless booty (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:05 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/WhcklGn.jpg

― infinity (∞), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:12 (eight years ago)

half of me agrees and half of me is "well ffs nobody makes us join in"

― all this youthless booty (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:05 (thirty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Heh remind me again whether you as dictator would enforce participation in just such a fashion

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:43 (eight years ago)

I wd enforce mostly silence on most subjects I think

― all this youthless booty (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:45 (eight years ago)

Jesus I wunt last

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:50 (eight years ago)

i can b p quiet

but a little xmas carolling wldnt hurt

― infinity (∞), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:53 (eight years ago)

I wish I had the sort of work to keep me busy. (Deepest apologies to everyone who has too much to do at work.)

― I, Fanbrat (j.lu), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:58 (eight years ago)

its p slow here in december

free tacos at work today so all of us get to go outside and socialize

― infinity (∞), Monday, 18 December 2017 18:07 (eight years ago)

My immediate supervisor knows that all of my assigned documents are quiet at the moment. But at the end of the week I have to submit a current project report and a monthly hours report showing SOMETHING for the 40 hours I logged at the office this week.

― I, Fanbrat (j.lu), Monday, 18 December 2017 18:14 (eight years ago)

37.5 hrs: ilx
2.5 hrs: pooping

― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 December 2017 18:18 (eight years ago)

ive had to do that at other workplaces

kinda hate that they enforce that bc they obv want u to stretch the truth "a little"

― infinity (∞), Monday, 18 December 2017 18:19 (eight years ago)

can honestly say ive never had a pooping marathon but alwys interested in new experiences

― infinity (∞), Monday, 18 December 2017 18:20 (eight years ago)

I had a pooping binge earlier this year, but it was part of preparing for a colonoscopy (slept through the procedure itself).

― I, Fanbrat (j.lu), Monday, 18 December 2017 18:31 (eight years ago)

not looking fwd to that

do drs still put a finger up there or do they just slide in a little wire w a camera these days?

― infinity (∞), Monday, 18 December 2017 18:33 (eight years ago)

Apparently these days they use a little fiber-optic camera combined with a blade to shave off any polyps found (I was told they found one polyp; come back in 5 years).

― I, Fanbrat (j.lu), Monday, 18 December 2017 18:44 (eight years ago)

o man

is that cause for concern? hope everything is okay

― infinity (∞), Monday, 18 December 2017 19:25 (eight years ago)

Apparently it's a reasonably good outcome (as opposed to multiple masses requiring immediate attention). They removed the polyp while I was still under, and told me to keep eating fiber.

― I, Fanbrat (j.lu), Monday, 18 December 2017 19:53 (eight years ago)

thats good

i get this bran flakes cereal w extra fiber from trader joes which is p good

https://www.traderjoes.com/TJ_CMS_Content/Images/fearless-flyer/uploads/article-2233/94663-bran-flakes.jpg

― infinity (∞), Monday, 18 December 2017 20:29 (eight years ago)

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