Vice City Mayhem!!1!

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I have been getting a lot of solid hours out of Vice City while I wait to go fly to America to see the girlfriend.

Tell me about your greatest murderous sprees in the game. How much damage did you cause? How did they manage to take you down? Did you feel weird for being rewarded for taking out hundreds of people?

Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Saturday, 6 December 2003 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Picking up a hooker, and then killing her afterward to get your money back - C/D?

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 6 December 2003 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Dud. It's like the only thing those Concerned Parents even know about the game.

nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 6 December 2003 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, fuck that media-hyped bit of gameplay noise. it's all about jumping the city bus(the "Coach") over a ramp, and hitting it so that it rotates 360 deg in the air in slo-mo.

Kingfish Beestick (Kingfish), Saturday, 6 December 2003 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Once I got up on the roof of some building and there must have been something special about it cause even after I got, I don't know, five of six stars and there were tons of police and FBI down on the ground running into each other and blowing their cars up, the only thing that the game ever threw at me was a couple of swat guys from a helicopter every once in awhile. Oh, and there was a bullet proof vest nearby that I could go get whenever my armor got low.
That was like the perfect spot.

Dan I., Saturday, 6 December 2003 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

when my friend played it for the first time, she had FAR too much getting the bike up to full speed, and them ramming something so that the dude flew. you could hear her laughter from several rooms away.

Kingfish Beestick (Kingfish), Saturday, 6 December 2003 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

MAH FAVORIET PART IS WH3N U G3T A MO2RCYCLA AND GO LIEK FUKNG 100 MIELS AN HOUR AND TH3N HIT A LMBOURGINI AND FLY UP AND DA COPS COME AND UR LIEK SE U L8R SUKARS
!111!!! OMG LOL

Berkeley Sackett (calstars), Sunday, 7 December 2003 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Taking the chainsaw and pullin' a Leatherface on the innocent pedestrians.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 7 December 2003 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude! Berkeley, that's one of my favorite parts too! What a coincidence!

Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 December 2003 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

spraying fuckers with the firetruck hose pipe

Ste (Fuzzy), Sunday, 7 December 2003 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

cutting fuckers up with the helicopter rotor blades!

Ste (Fuzzy), Sunday, 7 December 2003 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

taking the flame thrower to the dancing fuckers in the Malibu club

Ste (Fuzzy), Sunday, 7 December 2003 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

greeting every fucker on the street with Apache missile death!!

Ste (Fuzzy), Sunday, 7 December 2003 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

(sorry, its been a long day)

Ste (Fuzzy), Sunday, 7 December 2003 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, going all Klebold and Harris in the Malibu's my favourite as well, whilst singing "It's murder on the dancefloor..." to myself.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 7 December 2003 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

tip: if you rocket the dancefloor in your club you get bumped up to 4 stars right away.

g--ff (gcannon), Sunday, 7 December 2003 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Does it count as actually killing a cop if you shoot the Village People policeman in the club?

nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 7 December 2003 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
Mayhem high point = 3 star wanted level, getting knocked into the water in car next to a bridge by cops, getting out of the car before you drown and standing on its roof, then watching an endless parade of cops jumping into the water and drowning, + cop cars going over the edge in a doomed attempt to get you. ("endless" = until the police chopper pwnz you, of course.)

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 10 February 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)


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