acting out of character - classic or dud!

"I'd like to push that guy mid-song!" he rashly says. that throwaway remark becomes a promise to do so (because of my drunken state!) "I will do it 4 songs from now!" say I. greeted with massive encouragement from my (stupid, annoying [most of them, anyway] co-workers). it's a good excuse to leave this party, anyways!

4 songs later, people are loooking at kilian and whispering amongst themselves "there's no way he'll do it." the fact that my rash promise is not taken seriously hardens my resolve! kilian cackles aloud, and takes baby steps across the dancefloor. (unfortunately, the singer is no longer centre stage, he is playing keyboards and doing backing vocals. a scantily clad woman is singing now). who cares? i'll push him anyway. i steps up onstage, and PUSH! unfortunately he doesn't fall on his ass, but he stumbles away from the keyboards, and the song falters. other band members realise what is going on, and stop the song altogether. they call for the security on their microphones: "the show isn't continuing til this idiot is taken out of the building". whatever! kilian grabs his coat, and marches towards the exit. alas, he has to negotiate a corridor before he is out of the building, and is stopped by security. shit! even WORSE - various managers from the shop are chasing behind him.

kilian says to security "uh sorry, it was a dare!"

security: "who dared you?"

kilian "no-one. it was my fault."

(antoinette = my shop's owner, hard-nose unpleasant woman who i have always disliked. mary = middle-management, i like her, but have a cold relationship with, i guess. bob = middle management, very nice guy, antoinette's brother, thoroughly laid-back, but completely freaked by what he has just seen)

security, + antoinette, bob and mary: "sit down and take it easy."
kilian: "can i go home? i'm fine, i'm not causing any more trouble, and i live just up the road. can i walk?"
*try to leave, but my path is physically blocked*
*antoinette and mary dash to another area of the building, and kilian (being a paranoid sort of chap) thinks he hears the word "police".

bob: "What's the deal kilian? you kind of acted the bollocks there mate.

kilian :"can i go home? i'm fine!"

bob: "antoinette invited you here, she wants to give you a lift home."

kilian: "she wants to call the fucking police!"

bob : (looks puzzled) she wants to give you a lift home, mate!

*nearby manager signals that kilian can exit the building if he wishes*

mary returns, tries to block kilian as he walks to the exit.

Mary: "just sit down, ok?"

bob: "just let him go if he wants" (exchange continues on similar lines. kilian slips to the door, and exits the building!)

various phone calls from people who i barely know have ensued. not sure if i'll keep my job. great fun, but am starting to regret it. will 100% regret it in the morning. at the mo, acting out of character = classic, but my mind will almost definitely change in the morning. will keep you posted!)