Met a girl for coffee and she seemed nice until she started loudly asking me (on a sidewalk other people well within earshot) if I was circumsized and if so how sizable I was. "I only sleep with circumsized men" she told me, and explained that's why she had converted to Judaism and dated exclusively through Jdate.com. Baffled, I asked her why she'd gone out with me, since a) I'm Irish and, b) I wasn't on jdate.com. She didn't answer and proceeded to talk about how she smoked weed but only when she wanted to get laid. She abruptly departed, but not before giving me her address and telling me she wanted to hang out at her place and smoke weed. She was sort of terrifying and this date lasted ten minutes.
― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 7 December 2003 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)
This woman had arranged to meet a guy in this cafe. On time, this man comes up to her and says her name. She says "You're [his name]?" Yes, he says. "You don't look anything like your photo," she says. "Oh, that wasn't me. That was a picture of a movie actor I found online. I thought he looked a lot like me." She disagreed, and didn't hang around.
Another woman got an email from a guy who wanted to know her bust size before he was willing to consider her.
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 7 December 2003 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)
― elizabeth (elizabeth), Sunday, 7 December 2003 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)
Sorry, Martin, I don't mean to laugh, cause I know what you mean, but this is still funny.
I've already told my story about being semi-stalked, well, internet stalked by a Cambridge professor that I met through a dating site. I've not used another dating service since.
― THAT Kate (kate), Monday, 8 December 2003 10:20 (twenty-one years ago)
― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Monday, 8 December 2003 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)
one of my friends was moaning over not having dates and i helped him write an online profile. he went on a few crappy dates, then a good one. i'm going to their wedding in april! so sweet...
― colette (a2lette), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― Kingfish Beestick (Kingfish), Monday, 8 December 2003 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)
By the way I met this jerk off of jdate. Possibily the worst dating service ever! Too many fakes on that site.
― Marie, Friday, 16 April 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)
― perp, Friday, 16 April 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)
― Marie, Friday, 16 April 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 16 April 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 16 April 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 April 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 16 April 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)
Don't think I haven't hinted at it many many times. She still plays dumb.
― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 16 April 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)
― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 16 April 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)
― bnw (bnw), Friday, 16 April 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 16 April 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 16 April 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)
― Prude (Prude), Friday, 16 April 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)