ILx -- height Vs. shoe size

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ILx -- height Vs. shoe size
nameheight [feet & inches]shoe size [US]
mark c6' 0"10
RJG6' 2"12
anthony miccio6' 4"14
jess6' 6"16

RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry about the gap.

FatTonyM84: though I only look once a year and in one store and just at sneakers.
FatTonyM84: I've given up on finding shoes my size in a store that doesn't cater to college athletes.
RJG plays: WHAT SIZE ARE YOU FATTONTM84?
RJG plays: I didn't meanj caps
BatmansAScientst: Hahah that sounds so bad
FatTonyM84: hahaha. God accidental Caps lock kicks so much ass.
BatmansAScientst: RJG is hitting on you!
FatTonyM84: size 14 shoes.
FatTonyM84: so I feel really sorry for jess, who is sixteen.
RJG plays: that is just crazy
RJG plays: how tall are you?
FatTonyM84: 6 four
RJG plays: [I am not hitting on you]
FatTonyM84: aw
FatTonyM84: and he's 6 six.
FatTonyM84: um, I don't know that in metres. Brit.
RJG plays: wow, we could be buddies
RJG plays: we use feet and inches, too
RJG plays: I am 6'2"
sucette66: no, you use hands
sucette66: like with horses and ponies
RJG plays: wow
BatmansAScientst: I'm so short in here
RJG plays: me=6'2", size 12, fattony=6'4", size 14, jess=6'6", size16
RJG plays: that makes so much sense
BatmansAScientst: 5' 10'' size 10
RJG plays: ;-)
FatTonyM84: haha
FatTonyM84: though 5 10 aint short really
BatmansAScientst: It's more than average
RJG plays: you should be 6' with those feet
BatmansAScientst: haha
RJG plays: I think we have discovered a new basis for genocide
FatTonyM84: yeah you're defying scientific law
BatmansAScientst: Oh no! My dear science!
FatTonyM84: mutant!
sucette66: i am 5'6"
sucette66: and my feet are women's 7
RJG plays: you have to cut some toes off and fit into an 8 or I will have to kill you...
RJG plays: ;-);-)
BatmansAScientst: Good thing for those smileys
RJG plays: ;-);-);-);-);-):-(;-);-)
FatTonyM84: It sort of implies you've got a twitchy eye that way.
RJG plays: >:o
RJG plays: 8-)
RJG plays: problem solved
RJG plays: you can't see my weird eye
RJG plays: but I can still see yours
FatTonyM84: that eye is supposed to be brown
RJG plays: it is cold, here
FatTonyM84: cold here too.
BatmansAScientst: :-[
markelby: Hello. I can be the 6" person who's missing from the above
BatmansAScientst: size 10?
FatTonyM84: what size shoe?
RJG plays: has to be UK 9 or you're a goner
markelby: american or british?
markelby: no, I am UK 9
BatmansAScientst: My dress shoe size is 9
RJG plays: sweet
RJG plays: it's mark>me>anthony>jess
RJG plays: we need to build this chain
markelby: not often I'm the smallest
RJG plays: maybe there should be a thread
RJG plays: maybe not ;-)

RJG plays: I am going to start a height-shoe size thread, I think
RJG plays: after I find out how to html tables
FatTonyM84: I kinda hope there aren't too many ILXors taller than me.
FatTonyM84: I was bummed to find out Jess was taller.
sucette66: who are the tallest ilxors? and who are the shortest?
FatTonyM84: If Jess ain't the tallest I'll be shocked.
FatTonyM84: and as for shortest, you'd THINK teeny.
sucette66: she's not tho
FatTonyM84: wow
BatmansAScientst: How tall is she?
sucette66: she's normnal height, i think
sucette66: just skinny
BatmansAScientst: 5'6"?
BatmansAScientst: 5'4''>
RJG plays: my gf is 5'9"
RJG plays: but this isn't just a height thing
RJG plays: there is an added shoe size-based aspect
RJG plays: which will make people more interested
RJG plays: right?
FatTonyM84: I'm only interested in making sure I'm gonna be able to physically intimidate people.
FatTonyM84: so shoe size doesn't fit into the equation
RJG plays: of course it does
BatmansAScientst: UNLEss they are prone and you are stomping on their faces
RJG plays: never discount shoe size
RJG plays: it is the goal diff of anatomical measurements
RJG plays: or something
FatTonyM84: and actually my way of fighting is to push someone to the ground than stomp.
FatTonyM84: much easier to win than if they're standing up.
FatTonyM84: so shoe size does count.
BatmansAScientst: Esp. if you want to appear reproductive to women
sucette66: i sthere a correllation??
FatTonyM84: KABOOM
sucette66: quick, what's momus' shoe size?

RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm 6'0", UK 12, don't know what that is in US.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i am 6'0" and have Australian size 11 feet, whatever that means

the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude where is the fourth column in that chart?!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

6'1", US Mens 13

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I should have put US with UK in brackets or vice-versa. but US is just UK+1, I think. I do not know about australians.

[crosspost] I plead the fifth.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i fit the pattern! 5'6" and size 6 in bowling shoes, the americanest shoes there are

minna (minna), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know about australians and I don't know about girls and you are both.

you don't fit the pattern; you should be 5' 8" or have US size 4 feet. please leave.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm over 5'8 and under 5'9 (NA height) and US ~10ish (but narrow). I was supposed to be taller than I am. *sulk*

also, I refuse to believe jess is that tall. RJG either.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

you don't really have to leave, btw.


thanks for fixing the gap, mr. noodles.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish Jess and RJG weren't that tall. Then I'd be KING OF THE FUCKING MOUNTAIN, BABY!!!! JUST TRY TO KNOCK ME OFF!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

jess is the ILX equivalent of the sequoia tree

the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i have no reason to stay

minna (minna), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

OK but think about the pattern.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm 5'9" (as I believe was stated earlier on this thread) and size 9, although I often wear an 8 1/2 or even an 8.

kirsten (kirsten), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

And RJG is that tall. Maybe taller.

kirsten (kirsten), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess is 6'6 !?

I'm 5'4 and a size 3 (UK) but my feet are freaky so I can be the statistical anomaly or something.

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)

the original pattern established can't be right because to be 5' 2" tall you would need to have size 0 feet.

I wonder which of the first four is OK.

yeah, why shouldn't I be as tall as I am?

RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

But there are children's sizes, too. A 5'2" person could wear, like, size fourteen children's.

kirsten (kirsten), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

they better...

RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I was supposed to be taller than I am.

Me too, I was supposed to be 5'8".

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't decide whether to attempt to enforce The Pattern or not.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

no, 5'2" ppl have points instead of feet

minna (minna), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

the pattern stays

minna (minna), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

5'5", size 5 UK, 6 US men, 8 US women.

Sarah Pedal (call mr. lee), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

eg. the little twirling ppl on msn messenger must be 5'2 in real life cos they have no feet

minna (minna), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

But there are children's sizes, too. A 5'2" person could wear, like, size fourteen children's.

I thought it only went up to size 13 children's.

Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Fine, size 13 children's. I don't know much about children's shoes, believe it or not!

kirsten (kirsten), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

5'9", size 9 womens which is US men's 7.

teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Shoe size: 9 (US)
Height: 5'7" (but I also was supposed to be taller)

j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

5'11", 10.5 - 11 depending on brand. Sorry, RJG. But it's close enough, and my growth was stunted by coffee.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

you will pay the price or yet another price.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Shoe size is 8 1/2 US women's, which apparently is equal to 6 1/2 US men's. Also, to convert to UK size you have to subtract by two, so I'm also a 6 1/2 UK women's. I'm also 5' 8" tall, btw, so you guys are totally dwarfing me. Most of you, anyway.

Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

The real fourth column should be "age at which coffee habit began" (I'm the same height I was when I was 12; that's when I started drinking coffee. No growth spurt as a teenager).

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

hey rjg did you know that MSN MESSENGER twirling ppl have no feet, wow!!!

minna (minna), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm the same height I was when I was 12; that's when I started drinking coffee.

This was the age at which I began my relationship with Starbucks. :(

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

See? (Actually, "see?" only works if gabbneb is also roughly the height he was when he was 12.)

There was no Starbuck's for me, though, nobody'd heard of them until I was in college. This was percolator coffee, at home from my mother's avocado-green jobbie, or at Denny's.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i am 5'11" and have size 10 australian. that seems to fit with jims at least.

gaz (gaz), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

where's colin? he needs to represent

the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess, are you really 6'6''!? That just boggles the mind.

Dan I., Monday, 8 December 2003 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

6'6" isn't THAT tall. I have an uncle who's like 6'8" and he doesn't look freakish or anything. But I do come from a tall family.

kirsten (kirsten), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I dunno, I get so much crap for being the tallest guy somewhere that I get pretty unnerved when I see somebody taller. I can't imagine what life is like for you short people. All you funny little short people.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I love how people are talking to jess when he is not here. it's like those questions people post on ILM.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

he is always with us

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

6' 2" US Mens 11 1/2

Berkeley Sackett (calstars), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

6'0" and mens' US 11. and 36E breasts. Beat THAT, lads!

petra jane (petra jane), Monday, 8 December 2003 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

jesus h.

the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 8 December 2003 04:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Can we have a graph or something made? I mean honestly...

6'1", size 9-9.5 US shoe, depending on the brand, size 8 wide skate, if that means anything to anyone (it doesn't).

ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 8 December 2003 04:47 (twenty-one years ago)

What's average bust size in Amereeka?? E is quite QUITE large, non?

ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 8 December 2003 04:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm 5'7" and my shoe size is 7. So I fit the pattern. Or at least I would if I had American feet.

Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh no, I forgot how many inches in a foot. I don't fit the pattern at all.

Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I have been meaning to write you an e-mail or so, for a good while, lara. I feel bad.

you should try to try glasgow in mid-june, some other people are, too.

I can't even remember what the pattern was, any longer, and the earlier posts are hidden away.

RJG (RJG), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

science marches on

bnw (bnw), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

science is what is possible and what we can be bothered to do.

RJG (RJG), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i find your inspiration breathtaking

bnw (bnw), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

that's respiration

ken c (ken c), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

well genius *is* 99% respiration

oops (Oops), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

man i had some good lines on this thread

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 30 April 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate this thread so much. I'm so used to being one of the tallest members of my family that now I feel completely tiny and insignificant, like you guys could totally stomp on me if you wished to do so. Grr. Cursed stereotypes that are actually true!

(Won't get into bra sizes, but will admit the cup size is larger than the Roman numeral for 100, which just happens to be the age I feel like approx 20% of the time.)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 1 May 2004 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

The oddest threads get revived. (6' 3", 12 US shoe size)

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Saturday, 1 May 2004 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

even a dead wasp can sting.

cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 1 May 2004 06:43 (twenty-one years ago)

5'8", UK size 9.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 1 May 2004 08:07 (twenty-one years ago)

5'9", UK size 7.5

Ricardo (RickyT), Saturday, 1 May 2004 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

5'11, UK Size 12

don (don), Saturday, 1 May 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
European measures

1.95 / 45 / 99 kilos

which is something like

6'5'' / ? / too many pounds

nobody has mentioned weight so i had to, sorry.

alex in mainhattan (alex63), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

5ft 7ins, US size 6 tootsies. I haven't read the whole thread - do these measurements mean I'm normal?

C J (C J), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)


i am 5'10", size 11 US

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

6'3", size 12 US, weight TBD after I go for a bike ride later

(I think I'm around 182-186 lbs these days. Not good.)

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

5'5", size 10.5 US womens/9 US mens. I got those lovely recessive genes. Thanks a lot family!

Candicissima (candicissima), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

5'11", size 11 women's u.s.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

do these measurements mean I'm normal?

Don't fret, CJ. We all know about the other things that disqualify from 'normal'. ;)

BTW, 6'2", Size 10.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

5'10", size 10 US. (I keep expecting to hear a bell.)

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

6'4"/ 12.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

6' 5"
14 US
180 pounds

pinkerton, Friday, 3 June 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

This thread is one of my favorite things. Way to go, RJG.

kirsten (kirsten), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

a friend is 5'7" and wears a US men's 12.

we've all decided he's a freak.
m.

msp (mspa), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

Actually, that was me at one point before my growth spurt. My feet grew before the rest of me did.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

5'11"/US size 11.

KENAN, Friday, 3 June 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

6'0" US men's size 11

nickn (nickn), Saturday, 4 June 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

6'4" - US men's 12

mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 4 June 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

European measures:

181 cm (5'11").
65-70 kg (143-154 lbs) - dunno the accurate number.
Shoe size: 42 (how do you convert that?).

Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 4 June 2005 07:52 (twenty years ago)

Note that the ILX shortarse brigade aren't posting to this thread :)

Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 4 June 2005 09:30 (twenty years ago)

5'10", size 9 (US)

Madchen (Madchen), Saturday, 4 June 2005 09:40 (twenty years ago)

Note that the ILX shortarse brigade aren't posting to this thread :)
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), June 4th, 2005 11:30 AM. (later)

Alright, 5'6", size 7 or 8.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Saturday, 4 June 2005 10:05 (twenty years ago)

I'm 5'7, but I don't know how any of the sizes work. Waist 33 or 34, chest 40-42, if that helps (I usually buy 34 and 42 nowadays). Shoe size 7, in UK men's size, but I have strangely proportioned feet - 7 is very tight in width, but far too long.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 4 June 2005 10:07 (twenty years ago)

6'0" and size 10 1/2 (US). Oddly my feet have grown a full shoe size since I was in my 20s. Is that supposed to happen?

m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 4 June 2005 10:14 (twenty years ago)

No. Alert the media.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Saturday, 4 June 2005 10:18 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

RIP Tables

onimo, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

I just looked at what I wrote in 2003 - I put the wrong shoe size. I got my height right though. 6'4", size 10 is correct, honest.

Dr.C, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago)

i am like 5'11 with a size 12 shoe? crazay. huge hands too. and penis.

cutty, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:29 (seventeen years ago)

you know what they say about the size of a man's penis

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

"big poo"

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

girlfriend w big vagina?

cutty, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

I am 5'10" and wear a US size ten. My friends always make fun of my big feet but I'd look weird with small one and probably topple over or something.

ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago)

im 5'9 and wear size 11, sometimes 10 and a half

deej, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

i never really thought my feet were all that big before

deej, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

i have to wear narrow, slimming shoes, or else i look like i'm wearing clown shoes.

cutty, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

6'5" & 13

dan m, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago)

6'4", size 14. but I can squeeze into a 13. 13.5 would probably be ideal, if it existed.

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago)


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