defend the indefensible: NEWARK, NJ

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i still can't believe that i spent three years of my life in this complete shithole of a town. someone please remind me, was this town ever nice? i've been told so, but the evidence is never presented!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, i like boston more than newark, too.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Portuguese food

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a five-hour layover in the airport on Dec 30, what should I do?

teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

STAY IN THE AIRPORT!!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, ironbound is OK (yes, b/c of the portuguese and spanish food).

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

what rosemary said!

bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

and Eisbär too

bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

but the point is, you eat and bolt!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

The Newark Museum

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

NJPAC is actually a very nice venue.

o. nate (onate), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a five-hour layover in the airport on Dec 30, what should I do?

haha we're picking up a rental car from Newark Airport on the 30th! maybe we'll see you there!

bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

AIRPORT BAR FAP!!!!!

teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

it is nicer than Camden, NJ. that much i doth concede. and i came VERY close to deciding to spend 3 years of my life in Camden instead of Newark.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Goodbye, Columbus

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

NJPAC is actually a very nice venue.

it is. i saw an opera there once.

bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

it is kinda nice ... that's where our graduation ceremony was.

my dad just wanted to get the hell outta newark when it was done, though.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

AIRPORT BAR FAP!!!!!

What time are you going to be there? This sounds like a cool idea (and we're going to be near the airport anyway)

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

the monorail to/from the airport looks very nice.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never been outside the airport, but I certainly have nothing good to say about that shithole.

luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a four-hour layover there on December 26. I had one last year, too, and I couldn't afford to buy cigarettes and I just sat there and stared at people's feet the entire time. I hate Newark.

kirsten (kirsten), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i will almost always pay more to fly into philly instead of newark

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

JFK is actually a nastier airport than Newark. dunno about Philly Int'l cause i've never been there.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

philly is just boring, but when you get out of the airport you're in philly, not newark.

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.norfolkwindmills.com/images/newark.jpg

charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, i don't really have anything bad to say about the city of newark, but that airport is the pits. jfk is better than it used to be. laguardia is far and away the best.

bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

most depressing airport (that i've been to): midway in chicago.

bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

my uncle was an air-traffic controller at JFK. he was one of the guys that raygun fired when they went on strike. he took us to JFK a few times when i was a little kid -- i remember it was really gross back then, but that was the late seventies.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

god, yes.

nicest airport i've ever been to: minneapolis.

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

nicest: northern kentucky. (and the long beach one is really cute.)

bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah, Midway is a lot worse than Newark. I don't think you can even get anything to eat at Midway.

kirsten (kirsten), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i liked Charlotte, NC's airport. i almost got into a fight waiting for a connecting plane down there.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Reykjavik has the cleanest airport I've ever seen.

kirsten (kirsten), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Midway and Newark are both good because you can get there on the train.

The new Air Train to Newark is nice. It's like YesterTomorrowland. Also, much less crowded flights.

Midway is great because it's right on the Orange Line. You get off the plane and right away you get all the crazy Chicago street name stops.

The food courts are terrible at these airports. Which US airport has the best food? Why do I think it is Seattle?

felicity (felicity), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

it is seattle!

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

sea-tac is a very nice airport actually. but i met rud ray moore there, so i am biased.

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

someone told me today that philip roth was born in newark

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Which US airport has the best food?

Memphis Intl. Airport has a Corky's BBQ in the terminal!!!!!!!!!!!!

Selected departing United flights will serve Corky's for lunch/dinner.

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

order by 2pm CST for next day delivery

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"places with lots of poor people suxor!!". I spent a summer working in the downtown Newark office-tower area.

Sea-tac has the second best airport name.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

GYGAX I KISS YOU

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I know Memphis BBQ snobs will say otherwise, but Corky's is consistently amazing.

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think you can even get anything to eat at Midway.

Midway has been renovated/remodeled, it has a food court now, and it's not nearly as bad as it used to be.

hstencil, Monday, 8 December 2003 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

you guys are making me soooo excited about my five hour layover.

Specifically it's 12:42p to 5:20p, arriving terminal A on American, departing terminal B on Alitalia.

The Denver airport is kinda weird and sprawly put ultimately pretty pleasant to be in. I really like airports though.

teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

As a Jersey girl, I can most definitely say that Newark is the ass-end of the state. Please do not judge us by ANY city/town along the NJ Turnpike. Thank you.

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

we're due to pick up the car at 1... after we get it we can swing by and meet you.

bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

wow, that would be so cool!

teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

something on its side:

WFMU

marcg (marcg), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

that's jersey city

bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

In the early 90s I was flying TWA a lot (the co. I was working for used them) and St. Louis was their big hub for transcontinental flights. I hated the place the minute I got there - poor arrangement if you have to switch planes, terrible food choices, the most uncomfortable seats ever, and parts of it were usually blocked off for construction. I have no idea if it's improved at all, but I don't ever want to go back.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Egans in Montclair. They brew their own beer, try the lager, very tasty on a hot day. Decent food too. Montclair is also easy to get to via NJTransit.

Bill Magill, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

Also home to the Montclair Book Center, one of the better book stores in the country. An art museum, decent movie theaters, thai food, indian food, ethiopian food, middle eastern food and a few so-called "NY quality" restaraunts, including one called Table 8 which was really fantastic. There's also a few record stores like Let it Rock and Cafe Soundz, but unfortunately no more Crazy Rhythms or the used place that was around the corner from it.

dan selzer, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

Prompt, effective mass transit

hahaha, wait awhile.

I here you. I'm easily impressed, though. Where I'm from all we have are empty MATA buses and a purely decorative, utterly worthless trolley.

will, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

I hear you.

will, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

I would like the Leonard Lopate Show to do a Please Explain feature about Morristown MILFs

Hurting 2, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

ROFFLES AT SHARPE JAMES ...

... now maybe the current mayor of hoboken can join sharpe (and the former mayor of hoboken) in the pen!

Eisbaer, Saturday, 14 July 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

This place:

http://www.baristanet.com/wards%20exterior%20%282%29.jpg

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 06:07 (seventeen years ago)

sorry,

http://www.baristanet.com/wards%20exterior%20%282%29.jpg

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 06:07 (seventeen years ago)

home of "Samuel Alito's Bold Justice Blend" coffee

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 06:07 (seventeen years ago)

WE SELL GREEN TEA'S

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 06:10 (seventeen years ago)

Good coffee there. Also go to Mix 27 on Halsey street. Cute bartenders.

Bill Magill, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 14:56 (seventeen years ago)

There's so much awesome, weird stuff tucked away in the Northeast NJ cities ... the weird thing is, you can't even find pictures or info about it online. Doesn't help that a) Anyone from outside Northeast Jersey says, "that area's gross it has Italians! Real New Jersey is porkrolls!!!!!!!!!!!! :} " and b) people are scared as shit to explore ....... the depths.

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burt_stanton, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago)

pedantic NJ NB: folks in N. Jersey seem to prefer the term "Taylor ham" to "pork roll" (which is more of a Central/South Jersey term).

Eisbaer, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago)

What is Taylor Ham and Why Does New Jersey Love It and What is Pork Roll? - The History of Pork Roll

Eisbaer, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

sprinkles or jimmies?

carne asada, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

isn't the question of ketchup or no ketchup on your pork roll, egg and cheese sandwich a big north/south jersey divider?

lauren, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

according to jon bonjovi (some source), folks in north jersey put mustard (!) on their pork roll, egg & cheese sandwiches.

who the hell puts mustard on this shit, is what i wanna know?!?

Eisbaer, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago)

pork roll xpress w/ the lyrics to ween's "pork roll, egg & cheese"

Eisbaer, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

i'll admit it - my preferred pork roll condiment is the mustard relish that rutt's hut makes.

lauren, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago)

Further evidence for my theory that J. Bon Jovi's a fucking idiot. Shit musician too.

I've only heard it called Taylor Ham. I'm in Morristown.

Bill Magill, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago)

(what's even crazier is that i prefer pork roll on white bread to the famous rutt's hot dogs.)

lauren, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

I grew up in JURZZ JURRRRRRRZZ and I still don't know what the hell porkroll or Taylor Ham is

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

hey I have to be at the newark airport tomorrow morning and I am a po' boy taking public transit (from queenz) - which google says means going to penn station and then getting off at some newark station and taking a bus to the airport. has anyone done this before? how long will this really take?

iatee, Thursday, 17 December 2009 04:22 (fifteen years ago)

I have done this before but I think I took the train from penn to Newark instead of the bus - I don't think there was much hassle iirc. never tried the bus from penn station. wouldn't be a bad idea to give yourself a lot of buffer though in case of rush hour traffic etc.

囧 (dyao), Thursday, 17 December 2009 04:26 (fifteen years ago)

no I'm taking the train from penn to newark, but then it says bus after that. does the train go to the airport??

iatee, Thursday, 17 December 2009 04:28 (fifteen years ago)

What webaite are you reading?? NJ transit goes directly to Newark airport.

max, Thursday, 17 December 2009 04:30 (fifteen years ago)

Yes, I take this line multiple times a week. You want the NJ Transit Northeast Corridor going to Trenton. You buy a ticket to Newark Int'l Airport, and there's a skybus that takes you from the train station stop to the terminal.

The conflicts, the craziness, and the sound of credenzas falling (Stevie D), Thursday, 17 December 2009 04:30 (fifteen years ago)

I mean you have to take a monorail to get to the airport proper. But you don't need to take a bus. Go to http://njtransit.com they will help u

max, Thursday, 17 December 2009 04:31 (fifteen years ago)

google maps!

but yeah this is good to know, I am glad I asked ilx

iatee, Thursday, 17 December 2009 04:31 (fifteen years ago)

pretty sure EWR has its own train stop - don't remember taking a bus once I got there. but maybe there was one of those weird airport buses with no seats? it was about 3-4 years ago, sorry that I'm fuzzy on the details.

http://www.njtransit.com/images/train_line_map.jpg

囧 (dyao), Thursday, 17 December 2009 04:32 (fifteen years ago)

oh I see all the other NJers have spoken - sorry for being redundant

囧 (dyao), Thursday, 17 December 2009 04:32 (fifteen years ago)

doesn't have to be ne corridor line iirc--nj coast line also services airport I believe. At Penn station, on the departures screens, any train that says "ewr" goes to the airport.

max, Thursday, 17 December 2009 04:33 (fifteen years ago)

google maps doesn't "get" nj transit

max, Thursday, 17 December 2009 04:33 (fifteen years ago)

awesome

yay thanks guys

iatee, Thursday, 17 December 2009 04:34 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

I'm reading Nixonland and am whisked back to my Newark childhood when Anthony Imperiale, a 300-pound vigilante who led his vigilantes on "jungle patrols" through black neighborhoods, won a City Council seat w/ the aid of campaign appearances by... George Wallace. What a delightful era.

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 September 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

twelve years pass...

Where should I eat brunch/lunch in Ironbound on Sunday ?

curmudgeon, Thursday, 14 December 2023 03:04 (one year ago)

Picnic BBQ for good no frills Portuguese grill

Mompou for more of scene but decent tapas

All the old school Spanish places are pretty much the same and kind of average imo

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 14 December 2023 03:26 (one year ago)

watch out for runaway cows though

Good mornin, there is currently a cow wreaking havoc on the NEC in Newark pic.twitter.com/F23Lq1CY6Y

— Julian 🚇 🐝 🪩 (@julestrainman) December 14, 2023

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 14 December 2023 19:20 (one year ago)

understandably confused about which penn station he’s meant to be at

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 December 2023 19:31 (one year ago)

lmao

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 14 December 2023 19:39 (one year ago)

Hilarious, then turned fucking sad when I read that the bull likely escaped a slaughterhouse.

birdistheword, Thursday, 14 December 2023 19:59 (one year ago)

this may sound lame, but I love Seabra foods (a portuguese owned but mostly Brazilian foods) – I think there are 2 around Newark? Just go directly to the bakery section!

fpsa, Thursday, 14 December 2023 21:00 (one year ago)

watch out for runaway cows though

Burgers, steaks and roast right at the NEC.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 14 December 2023 21:14 (one year ago)

"A local animal sanctuary is expected to take in the bull and care for it." All's well that ends well.

birdistheword, Thursday, 14 December 2023 21:41 (one year ago)

uncommon NJ W

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 14 December 2023 21:43 (one year ago)

Thanks. Will have to do Picnic B Barbecue next time ( which I see is also a fave of Robert Sietsema at Eater)

We ended going to a place my wife’s friend suggested: O Pipo Tavern where we had a Portuguese seafood fest platter for 2 ( that was enough for 3) and a chorizo sausage appetizer where the waiter lit up and flamed the long sausage and then cut it up for us . Good tasty stuff. Crowded restaurant for lunch with mostly Portuguese speakers

curmudgeon, Monday, 18 December 2023 17:13 (one year ago)

Got yummy pastries from Teixera’s bakery too

curmudgeon, Monday, 18 December 2023 18:45 (one year ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GBxadizXgAA7kme?format=jpg&name=small

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 December 2023 07:22 (one year ago)


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