Men prefer cuddles to sex: survey

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In a striking challenge to the all American male and conventional wisdom, holding hands and cuddling are rated more highly than sex by the average American guy, a new survey claimed.

Is this really so surprising?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Because men actually get those things maybe?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I am shocked by this report. Of course, I am a dumb fucking asshole who gets all his information from sitcoms and '80's teen movies.

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

i prefer cuddling to sex surveys too.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"conventional wisdom"

― TOMBOT, Monday, 8 December 2003 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Tombot, dont come onto this thread preaching peace, goodwill, and jack daniels BBQ sauce propaganda.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I like the 17% who are looking for "good times", they sound like a bunch of goers!

― Allyzay, Monday, 8 December 2003 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally sounds like a Mexicant.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

U r totally gay. Are you trying to say only Mexicans like fun?

― Allyzay, Monday, 8 December 2003 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

have you ever been to a chi-chis?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

hepatitis is fun?

― hstencil, Monday, 8 December 2003 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

have you ever been to a chi-chis?

Is that like a Harvester?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

is that what you call hanging outside of the grade schools?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Without all the trans-fatty acids and evil carbohydrates.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Well in the UK it's similarly scorned.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I've actually been spared the Chi-Chis experience my entire life, I'm assuming thankfully. It is pretty certain I ate a ton of cat meat at a local Mexican joint in Arizona though. Good times, people, good times.

― Allyzay, Monday, 8 December 2003 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

"emotional intimacy" sounds like f*cking to me.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I will never eat at a Long Johns Silvers. Never.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

warn your children about N THE HARVESTER

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

it is good that you have avoided Chi-Chis, unless you think hepatitis is fun, of course.

― hstencil, Monday, 8 December 2003 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Spencer: the last real man in America.

I love the captions in this report of the female counterpart to this poll.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"Good times" sounds like fucking to me too, Spencer--that's the beauty of this survey, it's three different ways of getting laid! It's a trap.

xpost you know hstencil not all mexican restaurants will give you hepatitus.

― Allyzay, Monday, 8 December 2003 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

ally did you know all chinese restaurants will give you sars?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

For some reason this thread made me think of the phrase "buttcuddles" and now I cannot remove it from my thoughts

― TOMBOT, Monday, 8 December 2003 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think it's that unusual. There is a time for both I suppose. Does cuddling suggest a more secure relationship or something? I was about to say so but that's a bit wrong I think, I'm sure some relationships involve way more sex than others and are equally solid.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally of course not all Mexican restaurants will give you hepatitis, but a number of Chi-Chis in the greater Pittsburgh area will.

― hstencil, Monday, 8 December 2003 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

"1% of men said they just wanted buttcuddles"

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

"Emotional Intimacy" = Steak and a Blowjob.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean do you people ever read a newspaper or read a news internet site (besides whatever "whacky story of the day" is posted to ILX)?

― hstencil, Monday, 8 December 2003 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh it's getting more and more narrow is it? I'm not even NEAR Pittsburgh. Now if it was Chuck E. Cheese's in the greater New Jersey metro area doing that, then I'd be a bit worried. Everyone already knows you get herpes from jumping in their ball bucket thing.

― Allyzay, Monday, 8 December 2003 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck. Jersey kids are HARDCORE.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously one time we went to the Chinese take out where we knew the girl and she sat us down and told us very seriously about how SARS goes around her hometown in China, she said it was because some specific kind of dog and some kind of hairless cat farted at the same time in each others' vicinity and that created SARS. I see no reason why this isn't scientifically accurate.

― Allyzay, Monday, 8 December 2003 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, you cynical bastards - what is this man really thinking?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I had forgotten about SARS, for fuck sake.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Excuse me, I have to go drive a monkey to the airport.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

He wants to jizz on his girlfriend's tits?

― Allyzay, Monday, 8 December 2003 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I like to think none of those are xposts and that Spencer really looked at the picture and decided the man was thinking about chauffering monkeys around the D.C. area.

― Allyzay, Monday, 8 December 2003 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"if my fist could fit in my mouth then..........?????"

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

That's the face of erectile dysfunction.

XXXpost.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

who doesnt?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

bukkake and buttcuddles

― TOMBOT, Monday, 8 December 2003 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

now we see why he's so popular with the ladies.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I also like to think that jess just admitted he thinks all day about erectile dysfunction.

― Allyzay, Monday, 8 December 2003 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

it's a subject of great importance to me.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I worry about it a lot. I dose the office water cooler with Viagra regularly, I figure the wives will thank me someday.

― Allyzay, Monday, 8 December 2003 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

when N. says "you reap what you sow," I do assume he's referring to grooming of children.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

you mean like washing them? or for a debutants ball?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess, didn't you mean it's a subject of great impotents to you?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

the man is thinking about how the flowers are pretty you freaks! FLOWERS PRETTY!

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

the flower of womanhood

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

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yes, my precious.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

ILX has made you want to phone Sting?

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps he will put me on tantric hold.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

dan dreams of blue turtles.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Ringsting & Treacle

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Fiddo attempts to trap me in a soul cage, but my summoner songs set me free.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

now he runs in fields of gold with r kelly

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

R Kelly covering Fields of Gold would make Doves Cry.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

buttcuddles

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Dove Bukkake ew.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't know that doves could cry buttcuddles!

(xpost I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAARGH)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

settle down, Dan. Have a milkshake.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

BUKKAKE MILKSHAKE!!!

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Or maybe a dove frappe?

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Now THAT would let you know what is sounds like, when doves cry.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

(Oh, Tombot? "Buttcuddles" is a word [possibly a portmanteau word, if you want to get fancy], not a phrase.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

my bukkake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like its better than yours

― scissors (Honda), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I get delayed on my route home and miss this pervertalism. But I can bathe in its milky afterglow.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 01:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned if your baths involve dove bukkake I am worried.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 9 December 2003 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Good, you capture the spirit of the talk.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Does spillt eggnog figure into any of this?

― Kingfish Beestick (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I CRAVE CUDDLES, NOT DIRTY CUNTS.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm glad I ended up going to bed last night.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)

N., are you doing a Marcello?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 12:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think so.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Check again, do your spouses text messages contain ludicrous David Sylvain references?

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Cuddle their peni!

― nathalie (nathalie), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Cuddles certainly put less presure on a chap.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

hard week mark?

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.delboy-enterprises.co.uk/images/Cuddles.jpg

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

was the survey done by hot chicks? Cuz I always tell girls I'm trying to sleep with that all I want is a little cuddle.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Tell us that, and that's exactly what you'll get: cuddles/

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/store/assets/images/product/cudchi/cudchi_lg.jpg

― Noodle Vague, Monday, 23 June 2008 12:53 (seventeen years ago)

http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/L10814149.jpg

― Noodle Vague, Monday, 23 June 2008 12:54 (seventeen years ago)

the fuck they do

― electricsound, Monday, 23 June 2008 13:07 (seventeen years ago)

haaa

― Surmounter, Monday, 23 June 2008 13:08 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.bengalkitties.com/images/starxsimba-litter-hugs-030305.jpg

― Noodle Vague, Monday, 23 June 2008 13:08 (seventeen years ago)

^^^RACY.

― VeronaInTheClub, Monday, 23 June 2008 13:10 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.ursine.com.au/Images/2BearsHug.gif

― Noodle Vague, Monday, 23 June 2008 13:11 (seventeen years ago)

the idea of Noodle doing a GIS for "kittens" and "cuddles" is uhmazin'. he sure be a complex fellow.

― Upt0eleven, Monday, 23 June 2008 13:11 (seventeen years ago)

As long as they're not middle class kittens, the cunts.

― Mark C, Monday, 23 June 2008 14:12 (seventeen years ago)

I'm white, btw

― Noodle Vague, Monday, 23 June 2008 14:17 (seventeen years ago)

I don't remember what it was, some sitcom I saw growing up, where the hoosband or boyfriend-type character said cuddling is like "standing outside a restaurant and smelling the food."

TRUE or FALSE?

― Abbott, Monday, 23 June 2008 15:40 (seventeen years ago)

false!

― Surmounter, Monday, 23 June 2008 15:41 (seventeen years ago)

depends if your gf smells like a vag

― ken c, Monday, 23 June 2008 15:42 (seventeen years ago)

And if they are serving grilled ahi vag as the main entree in the restaurant.

― Abbott, Monday, 23 June 2008 15:45 (seventeen years ago)

you guys take it there

― Surmounter, Monday, 23 June 2008 15:59 (seventeen years ago)

Men tell hot female pollsters they prefer cuddles to sex in effort to entice them to bed.

― Oilyrags, Monday, 23 June 2008 16:01 (seventeen years ago)

http://i31.tinypic.com/2iw7y2o.jpg

― StanM, Monday, 23 June 2008 21:40 (seventeen years ago)

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