Hebrew Hammer: Classic or Zionist Propaganda?

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Yes, its very funny to watch this while innocent Palestinian children are slaughtered by the jews. To bad the "hebrew hammer" doesn't help them.

Perhaps a "Muslim Mallet" can save them! Oh no, that would be bad, because thats terrorism!

― teym, Tuesday, 9 December 2003 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

You might want to explain yourself.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

What's the ILE consensus: ridicule or delete?

I vote ridicule.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Yay ridicule!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Ridicule on a vespa.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean say, evil terrorists will strike soon
So better get your guns ready for happy sand-nigger hunting !

― erfabgera, Tuesday, 9 December 2003 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I ridicule you with GUNS

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Lots of them.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

And Vespas.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps you can fit a Vespa into your triangular anus.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I think we need James Brown in here to funk things up.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Or Mean Joe Green to fuck things up.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

New World Order is great!World is full of people nobody needs like sand niggers. Kill them, feed the pigs
with them and a planet with only 500 Million people would work much better.

― yrjer, Tuesday, 9 December 2003 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Your mac is melting.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Just so everyone knows, this nonsense is coming from fletrejet's IP address.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Also I'm going to start deleting your threads now because you've gone from amusingly bizarre to tiresome in an amazingly short time and I'm feeling capricious. Buh-bye.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, its like Usenet, only less funny!

xpost oh that explains your other comment then Dan =) err... has someone stole his PC? or did he OD on the eggnog?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I lthought the Sandy Koufax lunchbox was funny.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

What on earth are you talking about? I saw the thread title and thought it was about hebrew-based horror movies.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

rosh hashorror

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a Comedy Central movie that was on tonight, ET. I was going to watch it but I had a rehearsal.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

it was quite funny,
hard to explain to my kids
but it was worth it

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw a screening of this about a year ago. I didn't enjoy it. It was pretty poorly made and the director was an asshole, which made me less forgiving. But then again, Comedy Central isn't exactly known for its classic films. Maybe it found the right home.

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 04:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Right, a Jewish friend of mine and I have been looking to milk the Jewish angle in a one-off hard techno project. We're going to call ourselves Hebrew Hammer.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Stick a "Jan" in there and you're set

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 06:50 (twenty-one years ago)

>>Just so everyone knows, this nonsense is coming from fletrejet's IP address. <<

:feigns surprise:

You mean he was a troll along? Man...I wonder if we'll really run out of oil in 5 years =)

>>xpost oh that explains your other comment then Dan =) err... has someone stole his PC? or did he OD on the eggnog? <<

If you've seen his last few posts, you'd have noticed that he was becoming more and more militant in his anti-zionist position. I'm not all that surprised.

To be back on target, I missed this film. I really do wish I saw it, as the commercial seemed to indicate it had "the funny".

-
Alan

― Alan Conceicao, Tuesday, 9 December 2003 06:51 (twenty-one years ago)

>:feigns surprise:
>
>You mean he was a troll along? Man...I wonder if we'll really run >out of oil in 5 years =)
>
>If you've seen his last few posts, you'd have noticed that he was
> becoming more and more militant in his anti-zionist position. I'm
> not all that surprised.

See, than plan was to spend over a year posting to create a fictional persona in order to spread subconscious anti-semitic propaganda into the minds of the US and UK intellectual elite. Then when the time is right, release the devastating "triangular anus" troll. Years of careful planning and effort, all come to fruition!!

>o be back on target, I missed this film. I really do wish I saw it, as the commercial seemed to indicate it had "the funny".

You didn't miss anything.

― fletrejet, Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"Muslim Mallet"

fuck that ... we want the "Muslim Mullet."

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Right, a Jewish friend of mine and I have been looking to milk the Jewish angle in a one-off hard techno project. We're going to call ourselves Hebrew Hammer.

You're no Jews Gettin' Paid, that's for sure.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't make me post a link to the incomparable "We Are The Jews" by Bash Ear.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, do.

― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Bash Ear: C/D?

― We Are The Jews (We Are The Jews), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Chuck, nobody will think we are funny, trust me on this (though they'd be wrong, of course).

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

We are at the very least slightly amusing.

(ends private joke)

― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

You didn't miss anything.

Maybe not, but he still has the right to watch it.

it was quite funny,
hard to explain to my kids
but it was worth it

And what did (if anything) you finally say? I imagine your kids are bright enough to figure out it was a satire.

I was going to watch it too, but totally forgot it was on. Will prolly watch on replay.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone read this? ...And then inside you find out Goldberg's never been raised Jewish, and his mother was Catholic. Hmm.

http://www.timeoutny.com/427.cover.big.jpg

― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

What about Raven?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

He's a great bass player.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

>>What about Raven? <<

I don't think I need to read the boards anymore. My ILX life is now complete.

-
Alan

― Alan Conceicao, Tuesday, 9 December 2003 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I was quite pleased with that as well Alan.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

speaking about muslim mullets ...

http://www.mulletjunky.com/webimages/ultiindian.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you think they named the KLF after THE KLF?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...

Haha, I was wondering that.

I finally saw Hebrew Hammer on video. I think non-jews find it funnier than jews? My gf kept laughing and looking at me during the bits when Hammer is being all neurotic.

The faux KLF is touring Sydney at the moment with Snap & C&C Music Factory. Turbo B just said on a morning kids show, when asked if a whole new generation was getting into their music (cue slight German accent), 'Yeah, the mothers come and I get to kick it with their daughters'.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 25 June 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

One side, Red.

― helltine, Friday, 25 June 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

I missed the word Hebrew in the title and thought this was going to be a deranged thread uncovering the hidden Zionist subtext in Hammer horror films. Instead it is a different type of deranged thread.

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Sunday, 4 November 2007 10:02 (seventeen years ago)

And what did (if anything) you finally say? I imagine your kids aren't bright enough to figure out it was a satire.

-- Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:10 (3 years ago) Link

damn, nichole graham

― and what, Sunday, 4 November 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago)

five years pass...

the word zionist is hilarious

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 01:02 (twelve years ago)

zionist propaganda

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 01:02 (twelve years ago)

zionist beatles

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 01:02 (twelve years ago)

JOSEPH FERRANTE IS A BIG ENEMY OF HOMOSEXUALITY, AS CAN BE READ IN HIS ARTICLE ¨THE MUSIC DECADENCE¨ WHICH CAN BE FOUND ON HIS WEBSITE. JOSEPH FERRANTE IS AN ANTI-GAY.

THE PERSON WHO CREATED THIS THREAD IS A HOMOSEXUAL WHO HATES JOSEPH FERRANTE BECAUSE OF THE CRITICISM TO HOMOSEXUALS FOUND IN THIS ARTICLE OF JOSEPH FERRANTE.

HE DID ALSO USE THE PHOTOGRAPH OF A GRAVE IN THIS THREAD TO MISLEAD PEOPLE MAKING THEM THINK THAT JOSEPH FERRANTE IS DEAD.

I PERSONALLY THINK THAT THIS HOMOSEXUAL WRITING THIS THREAD SHOULD BE HANGED.

HOMOSEXUALS HAVE DESTROYED THE ROCK REVOLUTION STARTED IN THE 60S AND 70S.
ROCK HAS BECOME A LAUGH THANK TO THE PROLIFERATION OF HOMOSEXUALS IN THE MUSIC SCENE, SAME AS IN EVERY OTHER SCENE.

― mark33, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:49 (4 months ago)

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 01:04 (twelve years ago)

Who coined "zionist"?

― Aimless, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 02:24 (twelve years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Birnbaum

― Mordy, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 02:26 (twelve years ago)

I know the movement currently known as "zionist" was initiated by NB, but are you sure he coined that term to label the movement?

― Aimless, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 02:31 (twelve years ago)

While still a student, he founded and published the periodical Selbstemanzipation! ("Self-Emancipation!" (1885–1894, with some interruptions, renamed 1894 "Juedische Volkszeitung"), often written in large part by Birnbaum himself. In it he coined the terms "Zionistic", "Zionist", "Zionism" (1890), and "political Zionism" (1892).[3]

I'm not a student of early Zionism so I haven't seen the relevant primary documents myself but that's what I understand. Obv w/ the normal caveats that who knows who first said what when to who etc.

― Mordy, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 02:45 (twelve years ago)

― Aimless, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 03:50 (twelve years ago)

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