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Perry, that is, for the papacy.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

popearoni.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

NO POPERY!!!

Quick, assemble a mob, burn something!

― Kate 22 (kate), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

big deal, Judas was a goth yo

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I can be his helpful cardinal.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus was goth too. Jesus was more goth than you.

― Catty (Catty), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not Catholic. Do they literally worship the pope? I'm totally creating a Dan shrine as soon as I get home! Anyone know where I can order Dan figurines?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I want one of those little "Boxing Dans" that you can buy at novelty shops and the t-shirt stores on college campuses...

― Kingfish Beestick (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Will he wear the hat?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"the hat"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

turns water into bootyflakes

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Affirmative action has gone too far.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

PopeaRonan just sounds better. And he doesn't like the Cure.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

will goddan create more parking spaces in boston. maybe turn students into paved concrete?

― kephm, Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I do like the phrase "Goddan it".

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

but godronan would force us to listen to Ryan Adams!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

pope dan perry? surely this is a phallacy?

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

zing!

― dr freud (blueski), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

PopeaRonan just sounds better. And he doesn't like the Cure.

HERETIC. You are to be burned.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

frank zappa played the Pope on an episode of "ren and stimpy." clearly, then, it is EISBäR who should be chosen to be Pope!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

but godronan would force us to listen to Ryan Adams!

The mandatory golf rave masses would be good for us all.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

we'd also be required to drive our cars out into the countryside till we fuck up the transmissions.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Bernie Mac would approve.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

you could meld them all together, and get GodRodan.

Surely Tara Jane O'niel would approve of this unholy city-destroying, drone rockin' amalgamation.

― Kingfish Beestick (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I do not believe in "Dan Perry", lest he demonstrate his existence with signs and with wonders.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/pope-dan.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

omg

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

...and with that I'd like to announce my online retirement. goodbye.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

There are no words.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

...to say how true and right it is.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

someone should e-mail that photoshop pic to antonin scalia.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Does that mean all Masses will now be conducted to the strains of "Personal Jesus"? Will Pope Daniel turn the Vatican into a giant nightclub, and instead of a chalice, will the sacramental wine be served forth from the Michaelangelo Bar?

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

All of a sudden turning Catholic became the thing to do.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"i'm paralyzed by the blood of Christ," indeed!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

We should email that pic to Dan's wife while his back is turned.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

So sayeth the pope:

http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/pope-dan.jpg

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Once is not enough for that picture.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

if only I had a pizza.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I'm changing my screen name.

― (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU SHOULD DO!

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha, that bypasses the "turn images into links" command.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

GRRR The page code won't let me save HTML as my saved name GRRR.

― (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

The lord works in mysterious ways. As does html.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Perry as Pope? At least, it would take more than an hour to doze off in Mass. Think I just had a vision of Jesus in chain mail.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

The lord works in mysterious ways. As does html.

Lars, you've been channelling my thoughts again, and kudos for that.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"Kneel down and kiss the holy ring."

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I ain't kissin' that ring.
I know where it's been.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, time to come back to church!! Just think of all the things that will be sanctioned!

― Kerry (dymaxia), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

dam Martin beat me to it with the 'may i kiss your ring' joke

new "I'm afraid sorry doesn't cut it with this Pope!" answers then...

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Skipping 12 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

"And this is my, uh, blood, yeah, that's it."

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

And we're right back at "Poperoni".

― (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh oh. I think this is gunna get worse before it gets better.

or before it gets butter, even.

― Kingfish Beefstick (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Sure, Pope Delicious The Melt-in-Mouthable.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my god - WHY did I not click on this thread until now?!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

"Drink this chalice of my Eminent Dan-ness"

― Kingfish Beefstick (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

All this can be yours with your visit to the Church of the Holy Sacrilege. Open 24 hours a day 7 days a week! Pope Dan will be in the house to attend to your...spiritual needs.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

at risk of exploititism there's always 'Chocopope'

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

mmmmmm chocopope aaaaaargh

― (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

and his lovely assistant

http://www.parisparis.com/fr/enfant/images/chococat.gif

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Cute!

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Pope Dan holds his first service:
http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/pope-crawl.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Not enough Holy Flakes of the Booty.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Geezer!

― pete s, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Sean needs to make Ned a Cardinal.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Of LURVE

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

wow!

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/cardinal-ned.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Sean, I kiss you.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

NOONE EXPECTS

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Cardinal Ned looks like Fatherfukker Peaches!!

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

You have sinned and must pay.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know if I'm being a bad Catholic by admitting this, but I found this thread highly amusing and worthwhile reading. Crap, I feel like I should go to Confession or something....

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 11 December 2003 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)

And no, we don't worship the Pope. We just acknowledge him as our spiritual leader. It's sorta like the Dalai Lama and Tibetian Buddhism.

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 11 December 2003 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I'm a little more lattepope than chocopope.

― (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 December 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm drinking a latte right now!

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 11 December 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm "drinking" a "latte" right now!

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 11 December 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

A little bit less foam on my latte, please.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 11 December 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Sean, that photo of Ned has just proved your genius, though orange DOES tend to clash.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 11 December 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

more luv for sean!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 12 December 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...

Delicious I says REVIVE!

― (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you still the lattepope? Am I still your craven cardinal?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

His nuns could be referred to as Hootie Mamas.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

(I would like to formally state that the HTML syntax checker is making this thread revival a lot less fun.)

― Pope Delicious I (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I luv this thread, I does.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Vatican III: This Time, It's Personal!

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Deeply personal.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I sorta want to see Pope Delicious I using his pastoral staff there like Gandalf in Return of the King, busting open skulls and all.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I use my rod and my staff much more... tenderly. Unless of course you're a DIRTY SINNER

― Pope Delicious I (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Pope Delirious X

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

somewhere, there's a really great and horrible Latin joke that involves the Church-latin for "Let us pray," but I ain't the guy who's gonna make it

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

CUM ALL YE FAITHFUL

― William Grebo, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Pope Dan once offered to anoint me with a very soothing and very holy balm, so of course I jumped at the chance. As he started to rub me all over in a spiritual fashion, I was cleansed of all sin, then filled with many more sins, then cleansed all over again. Shortly afterward, Pope Dan took his leave of me and I never saw him again. According to the grapevine, he was off doing "missionary" work. I feel so used.

― A filthy peasant what uses this board (SeanC), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Under Pope Dan, will the Opus Dei movement be required to refocus on a certain cartoon flightless waterfowl?

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

bootyflakes = the new communion wafers?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

(PS: We are mad that we can no longer put pictures in as our screenname.)

(PPS ATTN BENEDICT: Watch you neck, son.)

― Pope Delicious I (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 June 2005 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

How am I supposed to make a joke out of "Oremus?" Anyone speak Latin up in this piece? (I'M LOOKING AT YOU, DELICIOUS)

― giboyeux (skowly), Friday, 17 June 2005 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Oremus Orifice

― Pope Delicious I (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 June 2005 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

(Or rather, Oremus Orificimus)

― Pope Delicious I (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 June 2005 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

how do you eat your oremus? are you a dunker or a twister?

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 17 June 2005 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

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