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This is the thread where you beat yourself up for sharing something with ILE that has haunted you ever since you hit the "Submit" button.

EXAMPLE: Why oh why did I ever tell the bootyflake story? Now everyone associates bootyflakes with me when the entire point of the story was that they came from someone else we wanted nothing to do with. GRRRRR.

Okay, your turn.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

In no way does the phrase "BBQ sauce" fit here.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

The list is long. I'm thinking my contributions to the embarassing moments in sex thread and the your dick as a christmas carol thread in particular.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is going to be the map to searching the archives. thank you.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't think of anything specific -- I'm very leery about posting anything personal to begin with. I mostly just regret posting things where I have lost my temper and haven't really thought things through and maybe a few of the stupid jokes that I have made.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan, Boy of Piss, to thread.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is going to be the map to searching the archives. thank you.

Yeah, I don't remember any of this shit, but you can bet your ass I'm gonna find out about it now!

― Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

You're that bored?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

it could get real slow 'round here over the holidays.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Hell yeah, I'm the only one left in the office.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I probably won't do any searching or whatever. Cuz, like, whatever. Y'know?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I regret ever mentioning my solid platinum head. Everyone keeps trying to borrow money from me.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

to thread for what? I regret nothing!

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm unfamiliar with bootyflakes and bbq sauce. (You can all have a nice big laugh at my naive expense.)

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Anything really personal, I posted anonymously. I'm glad of this, I think (although it seems like one can't be a true regular without posting some extremely personal shit at some point).

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Two great tastes...well, anyway.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

although it seems like one can't be a true regular without posting some extremely personal shit at some point

Maybe this is the true secret of my failure.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

FOR THE RECORD there was nothing extremely personal about the bootyflakes story! THEY WERE NOT MY BOOTYFLAKES.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Sure, it was your "friend" who had them.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that like, butt dandruff?

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a faint feeling that Dan is regretting ever starting this thread of regret

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

i regret "choco-teats"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that like, butt dandruff?

Yes. A horrifying thing to encounter ON A TOILET SEAT.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't even know where to begin.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

it could've been worse ... it could've been dingleberry flakes

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

or smashed dingleberries

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread has been locked by a ridiculously nauseated moderator.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I'd never said anything on that orgasms/men going on too long thread.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't really regret anything. if i did, it would be me getting unreasonably cranky rather than any of the TMI or bad jokes stuff.

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Most of the things I regret saying I've said at FAPs after Matt DC and Skidders have got me smashed on bad liquor.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 11 December 2003 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I've regret what other people have said about me. I am not an idiot, I just PARTY HARD.

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 11 December 2003 11:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Idiot Pete.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 11 December 2003 11:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yes the home-made vibrator obviously.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 11 December 2003 11:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I regret starting the Idiot Ronan thread before learning of Pete's idiocy.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 11 December 2003 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"This is the thread where I remind people of past stupidity so that they can laugh afresh"

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 11 December 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

self-deprecation is good for the soul

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 11 December 2003 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

Interesting.

Haunted by or tarnished by?

― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Friday, 26 May 2006 10:14 (nineteen years ago)

I AM NOT A GOTH DAMMIT.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 26 May 2006 10:17 (nineteen years ago)

I think I've somehow given everyone a rather lurid impression of my social life. Not that I *mind*, it's just probably not as interesting as some of you think.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 26 May 2006 11:18 (nineteen years ago)

Trayce is a Goth? No wai!

'Somehow given'? (xpost)

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Friday, 26 May 2006 11:22 (nineteen years ago)

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