Wanting to punch your patronizing co-worker in the face

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― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 11 December 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

i thought it read "waiting to..."

vent some more adam

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 11 December 2003 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Patronizing how?

― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Thursday, 11 December 2003 00:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think it reaches the level of "fantastic" until the punch actually takes place! and then if they start bleeding, it's FANTASTICALLY CLASSIC!! (for the sake of your continued employment, please don't listen to me)

― Poppy (poppy), Thursday, 11 December 2003 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

its' a new job?

― kephm, Thursday, 11 December 2003 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

hey i did this the other night and got away with it!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 11 December 2003 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

it was at a party though and we were both drunk, i don't think he even felt it

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 11 December 2003 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

If you worked with me you could actually punch them, you know. That's the "Millennium Way".

― Allyzay, Thursday, 11 December 2003 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

At my work they just give each other ulcers and high blood pressure.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 11 December 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn Trayce, that's the worst variation on "The Gift Of The Magi" ever.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 December 2003 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

there must be some consumer product that causes those things.

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 11 December 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...

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― bosko, Monday, 14 June 2004 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

FUCK off

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

It is sadly a dud, because you can't. And he is a patronising boss, which really doesn't help.

― ___ (___), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I would like to punch mine now, please.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Permission granted.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I was honestly, honestly told by my boss that a departmental standard course may be "too difficult for you, and I think it will me too complicated".

Standard course for everyone in my department, at all. I must complain to my boss, rather than slap him round the head.

(x-post) adam. - agreed!

― ___ (___), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

the workplace would be spiced up with the constant threat of physical violence.

― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I have been reading THIS
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/068486259X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
and goddamn if my boss isn't JUST like Harvey Weinstein!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I keep thinking about hitting my stupid employee over the head with a stapler or something, he is possibly the most annoying person I've ever met. But I guess I can't fire someone for being annoying. :(

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Adam, did you have to give him a blowjob?

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Not yet. Though he keeps insisting that I still come to the Christmas party, and I'm convinced that is some kind of euphemism for SOMETHING.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

my annoying co-worker is LAZY, not patronising. it's incredibly annoying. I actually want to drive sales and make the shop work well cos the boss is a mate and I enjoy selling stuff and it makes the day go quicker and then you have someone beside you reading at the counter and stuff. looks so fucking bad. I get genuinely annoyed when we have a bad day's sales. I'm not going to go "hey stop reading" but ffs it's a record store, it's a NICE job, I know people who'd walk over hot coals to get it and they'd work their asses off (as far as is possible in such a nice job) if they did.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"blah blah blah my buddy SETH blah blah blah SETH blah blah blah and then me and Seth went to blah blah blah blah SETH SETH SETH blah blah blah things been good for him since he was on BUFFY blah blah SETH SETH SETH"

"and SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR is a CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND of mine, which makes it even CRAZIER"

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

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Wanting to punch your patronizing co-worker in the face - classic or fantastic?