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Garbage. I was ashamed to be an american. Whores.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Thursday, 11 December 2003 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

That was on last night?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 December 2003 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

it's fun to talk funny talk.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 December 2003 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I wouldn't know. I only watch A&E.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 11 December 2003 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

$3.5 Million on crap. I hate them. The damn wedding was narrated like a motherfucking horse race. It was a two-hour television special. Everything was pink. Paparozzi in helicopters. Kid in a fire engine with rose petals. $500,000 in flowers alone. Shoes with diamonds. I think im going to shit in my own pants and stew around in it for a while. You guys do whatever you want.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Thursday, 11 December 2003 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit horse tranquilizers.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 December 2003 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

can i really be ashamed to be american when i never have any idea what the hell people are talking about on this board when it comes to tv?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 December 2003 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

As if there is ever a good time to stop taking horse tranquilizers...

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Thursday, 11 December 2003 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Fiddo - regardless, i feel ashamed enough for the both of us.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Thursday, 11 December 2003 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Fiddo, you must get to a TV with A&E on it on Friday at 8:00 PM!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 December 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

is there a biography of abe vigoda?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 December 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

You know what's on, mang

(Special guest MARISSA MARCHANT erm I mean AMY GRANT)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 December 2003 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

HORRRSE TRANQUILLLIZZZERRRZZZ!!!!

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 11 December 2003 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it was the most romantic thing I've ever seen.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 11 December 2003 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Why the fuck did you even watch this? Are you that bored? Who are Trista and Ryan anyway?

― Allyzay, Thursday, 11 December 2003 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

They're everyone's favourite couple. They're perfect for each other. He's a family guy and she loves pink. Now they're going to make beautiful babies together.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 11 December 2003 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought that was Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 11 December 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I would have ditched my concert if it had been Trista and Reese getting married.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 December 2003 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd like to have seen the bachelor party.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 11 December 2003 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I would've crashed the party if it was Paris and Britney.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 11 December 2003 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I can think of only one word: "harpoon". Carry on.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 11 December 2003 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Yahoo Photos provides the answers once again

― Kingfish Beefstick (Kingfish), Thursday, 11 December 2003 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

She looks almost as skeletoriffic as Posh, woah.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 December 2003 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

He's got something of the Scouse about him...

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 11 December 2003 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

That's actually a bad picture of her; there's NO WAY she's as thin as Posh.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 December 2003 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Why the fuck did you even watch this? Are you that bored? Who are Trista and Ryan anyway?

Exactly!

I wouldn't know. I only watch A&E.

Well, I wouldn't know either. I don't want TV at all. Did you know that makes me better than everyone who does? Oh it is true - or so my pomo prof tells me. Why get electronic propaganda when you can just read it?

― Girolamo Savonarola, Thursday, 11 December 2003 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

You must watch A&E on Friday!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 December 2003 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, a biography of abe vigoda

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 11 December 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Garbage. I was ashamed to be an american. Whores.
-- El Spinktor (jerk_potat...), December 11th, 2003

What you should be ashamed about is that you ever knew this show was on and that you thought it would be not a terribly bad idea to watch it. Noonch.

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Thursday, 11 December 2003 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Garbage. I was ashamed to be an american. Whores.

The most beautiful statement ever about this crap. Dean OTM. Why did you waste brain power watching it?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 11 December 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe he was masturbating?

― (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 December 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

That handle is just wondeful, nza.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 11 December 2003 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Then he wouldn't have been watching, as the blood would have rushed from his brain.

(xpost)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 11 December 2003 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

― testing, Thursday, 11 December 2003 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

― , Thursday, 11 December 2003 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I loved it in general, and thought it was really romantic and stuff, and I didn't even mind when they listed all the price labels of things - I thought, 'Oh well, this is kind of cool about Americans, they don't mind being gauche or try to disguise it like European aristocrats or something' (even though obviously it is basically foul to spend that much on a wedding, I mean it didn't annoy me compared to the rest of TV) - until they started doing the vows - and then I suddenly realised - 'Oh my God, this is the deepest possible comment on love between two people possible in the world, and they're mixing it up with money' - that really FREAKED me out and I felt SO SORRY for Trista and Ryan because you can't get much more corrupt than that, and it's not their fault, or anybodies really. But to people who think that there wasn't some romance and some cool aspects to it, I say, you must be kidding!

― lakdfgh, Friday, 12 December 2003 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

As for people complaining about 'everything pink,' so, she liked pink, why shouldn't she have pink? I thought that was fine, though it was incredibly repressive when she poured pink sand into the jar and Ryan poured blue sand in!!! I mean that was unbelievable.

― lkh, Friday, 12 December 2003 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

What really astonished me was how many times the wedding celebrant mentioned 'individualism' in the wedding vows. I think he was certified by the Church of Ayn Rand!

― ladkfgh, Friday, 12 December 2003 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I forgot all about this thread.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Whats on A&E on friday?

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

What you should be ashamed about is that you ever knew this show was on and that you thought it would be not a terribly bad idea to watch it. Noonch.

-- Dean Gulberry (drunken_bastar...), December 11th, 2003.

To answer this question...one word.

GIRLFRIEND.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

She made me.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

And if you thought that it was good...well, then you are wrong. Dead wrong. I stand by that opinion.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Garbage.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude if my girlfriend made me watch that shit, I'd smack her in the mouth.

― Allyzay, Friday, 12 December 2003 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

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Was "Trista and Ryan's wedding" not the biggest load of horse shit?

HORRRSE TRANQUILLLIZZZERRRZZZ!!!!

GIRLFRIEND.