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― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

because its funny

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Honestly, you could set your watch by him.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

up yo mumma knob boy

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

but i think it is a little harsh to call me a fuckhead, especially as i am doing this suede mp3 for you

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Lunchtime!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"Mumma"?

― Allyzay, Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

oh sorry.

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

http://w3.tvi.cc.nm.us/~chem/mole/sitgardenmole.jpg

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

See, Ally makes me laugh sometimes. I often think she might be alright.

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

no thats ok, dont worry about it

still, could we lose a little of the being abusive and angry though?

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

First you cuss at people, then you're sorry you misspelled "momma"??!!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Unlike Kate or Blount. Though Kate is nowhere near as evil as Blount and I kinda understand why she gets pissed with my remarks, I just don't think she should...

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Is some fuckhead troll too UNBELIEVEABLY REPEATEDLY FUCKING STOOPID to figure this out?

(x-post - apols G :))

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

well, i think calum obviously likes people enough to stick around, when most of his posts get deleted, and i think we like him enough to reply

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not a troll, I'm a semi-troll. I only troll when I'm so bored that it's fun.

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

exactly!

you enjoy it here, thats good, i just dont understand why you seem to get angry sometimes when your posts get deleted! it doesnt really matter, its all part of the fun

i mean, you wouldnt stick around if we didnt delete them, so everyone wins!

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

ps, i cant email the mp3 it will be too big, but as i said on the other thread, if it doesnt fit on my webspace i can burn to a cd for you

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cinerhama.com/britalent/lowe.jpg

― c man, Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it me, or is every new reincarnation of Calum stupider than the previous? I remember when you could still have an actual conversation with him.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.oneposter.com/UserData/Poster/Poster_3433.jpg

― vivisection!!, Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

and this thread hasnt been deleted, because you have been friendly and considerate here (well, apart from the callign me a fuckhead thing, but thats not really anything to worry about)

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Gareth, why don't you take this slightly creepy pity-friendship off ILE? Or start a "This is the thread where I say 'Calz, you're my kinda dude'"?

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh that'd be pretty cool. I'm pretty sure I can return the favour if there's anything you're interested in?!?

I think the "New" version is much better than the old personally. The old one tried to be serious and failed. It's impossible you see. It's just not in my nature.

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think Calum is so awful either. It is kind of funny how angry he gets though, I mean you realize that no matter what your threads are going to be deleted so why do you mind? And if you mind, why do you keep posting? I find tenancity appealing though.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

well im in edinburgh in february, i guess there will be a FAP and you'll meet some of the other ilxors if you like, i'm sure it will be just like on here!

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

now just think how you'd feel if someone forcefeeds you roasted chestnuts every day.

― ken c, Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

i wouldn't trust gareth as far as i could throw him (300 yards)

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

250 max, you boastful bastard

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.arcanussecurity.com/images/bodyguards-with-2-cars.gif

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

aw.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i reckon c-man is gareth and gareth is someone else...maybe Gill from Byker Grove

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

785 new answers or deletion by morning.

Look, back in The Old Days, Calz, I tried to reason with you. I tried to explain why I was offended by what you posted. You just responded with these lame-ass high school "insults" and derrogatory comments about my appearance, my sex life, and other stupid, childish bullshit.

You were asked to quit it, you carried on doing it, in fact, you escalated. So other people (including myself) stooped to your level.

You carry on posting and begging for attention in a forum which has made it more than plain that it has no time for you. You deliberately ignore other people's feelings or requests, or even common or garden sensitivity - in fact, you seem to delight in making other people uncomfortable or hurting them, for your own "amusement". If that's not a dictionary definition of pathological behaviour, I don't know what is.

Your behaviour is offensive at best, and pathological at worst.

Yes, you have really, genuinely upset me over the past few days. If that's your idea of amusement and fun, well, congratulations. You're a bigger asshole than I thought.

― HRH Queen Kate (kate), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

bric-a brac-a Byker Grove I I I I dooon't beleeeeve et!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

someone forgot to give kate her medecine.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

adam as ever your timing is impeccable

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

[A bunch of lies.]

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

This is getting weirder and weirder...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not 100% convinced this is the actual 'real thing' here.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

ip check reveals it might be, but....

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i didnt alter it

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

adam as ever your timing is impeccable

ummm....yes. x-post, obviously.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess, for once, FUCK OFF.

Calum, thanks for the apology, but I'm sorry, but your apology is too little, too late.

It's not the offensiveness of your posts. It's how you have treated people (including me) again and again. I don't have the time for people who deliberately offend, piss off, and hurt other people for their own amusement and fun.

I really don't have anything else to say about it.

― HRH Queen Kate (kate), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

yea, well, you treat people a certain way and they have a habit of reactign a certain way, regardless of the medium. i dont really think anythign of it, but all the time you have posted here, i mean, what have you actually got out of it. i dont really understand the point. just seems a bit of a waste of time.

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

why you gettin your shorts in a knot, brohemes?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

[Crying wolf, very badly.]

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

now wtf, did i eat some iffy rye bread or something?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Why did someone delete Calum's apologies? Isn't that kinda childish, as if they never happened.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean, yeah, while away a few hours at work, but you could have got a lot more if you had treated people differently, i dont really get the persistance with coming on here every single day to have a go at people, get deleted, have a go at people, get deleted ad nauseum. is that really what you want from anything? is that all?

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

some of c-man's posts seem to have been deleted here

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Skipping 100 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Who would win in a fight?

C-Man vs. Bob Saget

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave Coulier

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 12 December 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

How odd that this is not mentioned here by 'himself'.

Come now, that would give the game away.

I admit to being a bit cheesed over some of the talk that what I did yesterday with his posts was either arbitrary or done because of Kate, but at the same time I won't pretend that I handled things yesterday smoothly myself. What it boils down to is what I have said -- Calum has no grounds for legitimate complaint and has wasted any goodwill or consideration completely if he had any to begin with. Even yesterday, when he was trying to portray himself as a wounded lamb, he trotted out the anti-Blount talk, AGAIN, which rather undercuts any point he was trying to make. There is nothing worth considering which comes from him.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 December 2003 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I suddenly started getting lots of spam [up to fifty pieces of per day] in my yahoo! account, about four months ago, after getting only the occassional one or two. I am guessing that this is blount's fault.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 12 December 2003 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

can i blame my premature balding on blount?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 December 2003 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone cut me off in traffic today and I know Blount must have put him up to it. I could just tell.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 12 December 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I blame him for my flu, I do.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 December 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish he hadn't made my front door draughty.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 12 December 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish he hadn't made me pay such high rent!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 December 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish he'd do my homework for me.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 12 December 2003 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah well, I got a mysterious (approx) seven-fold increase in spam almost overnight after getting into an argmnt w/a nazi sociopath on a musician's bulletin board where blount never posts, BUT IT'S sTILL HIS FAULT, OBV!!!1

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 12 December 2003 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

My headache? All down to Blount.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 December 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

poor hstencil is obviously no longer to blame for ANYTHING

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 12 December 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

c-man didn't really make much of an effort at the-gas-station, gareth, he made no attempt to engage w/the people there, it was just stuff like:

'who here is gay?'

http://www.the-gas-station.com/messages.cfm?thread_id=55086&lastdays=59#444645

'u r all gay'

http://www.the-gas-station.com/messages.cfm?thread_id=55084&lastdays=60#444579

plus he added to an already existing thread w/this: "this forum is the gayest ever, you all are gay, yuo=fagot' etc etc etc

http://www.the-gas-station.com/messages.cfm?thread_id=55033&lastdays=59#444590

he also posted some snidey thread abt me, but like I give a shit, I only care abt 5 people there at most, and they all know me from other forums.

Apart from that cinema forum he posted on, what other forums has our demented animal lover posted on I wonder?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 12 December 2003 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

This is Calum:

http://pub19.ezboard.com/fbernardbutler41535questionsforbernard.showMessage?topicID=815.topic

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Friday, 12 December 2003 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Bernard to Calum:

what a prick
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
......as it happens most of that money went to the new hospice which had to be built when tescos knocked down the place he was cared for in .....in any case what the fuck had it got to do with you?

please burn all my records and fuck right off

It has to be said that in recent years the noted Bernard temper has been applied brilliantly to apt targets (I'm thinking of him telling off the drunk loudmouths at his LA show back in 1998 or so).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 December 2003 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Rt.Hon.Beerma§ter™ !!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 12 December 2003 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

that's almost as good as the goatlistener on greenspun.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 12 December 2003 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

The logic used in that second paragraph is astounding!

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Right, I've just deleted a couple more vicious personal attacks from Calum, at new targets. I am now joining the ranks, for the first time, of the mods who are automatically deleting EVERYTHING I identify as Calum posts, whatever they say.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

(sorry it means Oops's post makes no sense)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

huh? what happened there? the paragraph i was referring to got deleted

(xpost ah I see)

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

He's posted the attack on Pashmina, with the usual petty hate and gross stupidity, four times now. I will keep deleting them.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

and he's started threatening me now - fortunately in a way that makes no sense at all.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

We have nothing against facists, Calum.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

now I'm a facist it seems! Hurrah!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate faces, Martin! They are so inconvenient!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, being able to get a glimpse of C posts is now like seeing an eclipse or an aurora, except all the ass end of it.

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

or more tersely,

except it's all the ass.

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

(For those of you reading in the future, at around 4:40pm PST, there has been a "delete post" war happening at this point in this thread between C and the mods. I wonder how long it will last)

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

; )

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"Oh funny man. funny little man."

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, since I suspect there might be complaints that somehow we're treating him 'unfairly' or something, I'll quote a sample of what he keeps posting here to give you an idea as to why we're all tired of him. The majority of his rant was about Norman, actually, so please don't assume I'm just doing this because I feel I've received a dread insult (which I haven't): And Ned is a penis. I actually emailed him off board in LA to ask him to meet for a quiet pint with myself and some friends whilst I was in LA. Perhaps Ned still has my nice invitation somewhere which he can post here instead of slagging me off and making no response to it? Maybe just deleting this entire message will work eh? Because that's the best way - slag me off but don't allow any response. I think postees here would surely be interested in knowing about Ned posting shit about me here but unable to actually make the effort to meet me in real life. What a fucking loser. Pathetic.

(Keep in mind I had no intention or desire to ever meet Calum, of course.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

when are suede playing in glasgow?

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, I am happy if you want to keep the attack on you in print, Ned - it's his usual loathsome but ineffectual, ill-directed stuff - but should we leave it to Norman to make/not make decisions on the other part?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, Ned. Thank you for the snapshot, the ESSENCE of this aurora Boring-All-Of-Us.

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I'll reedit the quote to just keep the attack on me, then. If Norman doesn't mind the full quote, we can reinclude it as an example.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Is Calum claiming to be a woman in the stuff aimed at Norman? He can't STILL think Pashmina is female, surely?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Calum will claim that Pash is female, that anyone tired of his antics has no life, that he is the only victim at the hands of evil moderators, that nobody understands his jokes, ANYTHING to avoid admitting he is a fuckup. The act is old.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

is there any chance that calum could threaten to mail the ilx board owner or call the police again? i loved that. that was fun!

― charltonlido (gareth), Saturday, 13 December 2003 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, Im sure the Australian police will really give a monkeys about all this =)

This thread is odd, mainly because, to those who came in late, its hard to take the line as canon ("C is being like THIS") because youre all deleting all the proof!

Conversely, if he admits he likes to wind ppl up, thats fine, he just gotta take it in his stride if others like blount do the same back to him - some trolls/flamers take that in their stride and love a fight (and I agree with nickalicious, sometimes it can be damn funny) but I guess floods of crap aren't warranted.

I dunno, Ive not said anything much on this issue in the time Ive been on ILX but it all seems blown a lot more out of proportion than perhaps it need be because of all the attention some people pay it.

*shrug*

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 13 December 2003 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

C sounds like every rock n' roll band i don't like

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 13 December 2003 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.visual-data.de/img/invisible_ani.gif

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Saturday, 13 December 2003 08:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Delete, or whatever. I don't actually give a shit abt c and whatever he says at this point.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 13 December 2003 08:30 (twenty-one years ago)

(oh, and thanks anyway!!)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 13 December 2003 08:31 (twenty-one years ago)

another fun line from Bernard:

I have just finished 4 consecutive 16 hour days in the studio and am quite frankly cream crackered.

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Saturday, 13 December 2003 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

Is it me, or is every new reincarnation of Calum stupider than the previous? I remember when you could still have an actual conversation with him.

-- Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:09 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

― aldo, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

Gareth bringing some high-end debate to this thread.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

House prices must have been stable that week.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

I think this thread is the most annoyed I've ever been at anyone on the internet. Maybe.

― Pashmina, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

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