Quiz time again!

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There is like 5 people in my office today, so yes, I'm bored. Take this quiz with me!

It tells you what action hero you are. I'm apparently Lara Croft. Great. Another Angelina Jolie comparison.

― Ally, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm Clarice Starling. Great. Another Jodie Foster comparison.

― Paul Strange, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am most like Clarice Starling. Which is most worrying in the trouser department. What is even more worrying is that in the second movie I might get played by the piss poor Julianne Moore.

Apparently I like to take the intellectual approach, but I'm not afraid to use your fists or weaponry (or chairs) when words aren't getting through. My fearless approach reminds them of a young Clarice Starling (ie Jodie Foster - not jaded old Moore). Rest assured, they won't be taking the mickey out of your strange speech impediment.

Hmm

― Pete, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How embarassing. I'm Austin Powers.

― michele, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Vanessa was also Clarice. Is ther esome sort of Hannibal propaganda going on here? How did I escape it?

― Ally, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am James Bond. Which is worrying as I know someone who had a mental breakdown involving putting his card behind the bar to pay for drinks for several strangers and then signing his name James Bond 007 when asked to settle up.

― Emma, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Can you introduce us to more of your mentalist friends Emma?

― Tom, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, it's weird. Never really thought of myself as Clarice. Maybe it's all a marketing ploy: Hannibal is about to come out on video!

Maybe question should be what action hero do you want to be? That said, I have no idea... Maybe Wolverine from X-Men. Kate would love the sideburns!

― Paul Strange, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well i would much rather be John McClane as I see him as both hard and intelligent (I thought I had nailed it with the wife and air conditioning questions). Though I don't own any vests I am experienced in writing "Now I Have A Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho" in blood on dead German terrorists.

― Pete, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I would seriously kill for Hugh Jackman's physique. I want to wake up one morning and look like that.

I'm also Clarice Sterling. This is wrong because it is self-evident that I am JACKIE CHAN.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm Lara Croft too! A pity Angelina Jolie annoys me so much.

― Nicole, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm Lara Croft? Cup size notwithstanding, this is SO wrong.

― David Raposa, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought picking the "just sleep with them" choice would make it obvious that I was trying for Austin Powers. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

― David Raposa, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tom, this particular mentalist is not a friend of mine, merely someone I know. All the mentalist vacancies in my friend catalogue are filled.

I am trying to decide whether to be Sean, George, Roger, Timothy or Pierce. Or David.

― Emma, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How about Woody Allen as Jimmie Bond. Or James Bond III from the Red Hand Gang.

What always bugs me about Casino Royale is that there are about four hundred James Bonds in it (oddly pre-dating the later Bond movie personel shenanigans). Yet only David Niven gets the credit in the hideously outdated Trivial Pursuit question. Which reminds me....New thread.

― Pete, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am delighted to report that I am Austin Powers. Oh yeah, baby, shaggadelic. I shall now no longer go anywhere in public without one of Paul's velvet blazers.

― masonic boom, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

shag-a-fucking-delick - hand me the noose fellas.

― Geoff, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

James Bond, I don't wanna be James Bond...I wanna be Die Hard, or Steven Seagal in Under Seige!

― james e l, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wow, shocking! I'm James Bond. Hot! I thought for sure I'd end up Austin Powers or Clarice.

― Arthur, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*I'M* Spartacus! . . . sorry, Lara Croft. I don't gerrit. And I slept with a naked lady. Mm.

― D*A*V*I*D*M, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

James Bond! I wanted to be Dirty Harry...

― JM, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Clarice Starling. Damn, she's so plain.

― Madchen, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

austin powers

― anthony, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ha ha! I'm James Bond, apparently, which is a shame as I wanted to be Dirty Harry.

― DG, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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