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From the Ohio Bad Art Guild:

http://www.obag.org/dragon.htm

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha, Obag.

― kirsten (kirsten), Friday, 12 December 2003 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry.

― kirsten (kirsten), Friday, 12 December 2003 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 12 December 2003 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh no, there I go again! Thanks Alex. Gotta start reading the smallprint. Back to the Shout for the Moderator thread.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think they are going to sue you for linking to it, Colin. ;)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 12 December 2003 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex, stop playing with my mind.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.saatchi-gallery.co.uk/

― jed (jed_e_3), Friday, 12 December 2003 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

The Chapman brothers rock, jed. But I doubt my mum would agree with me.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I was just posting it cuz it was amusing, Colin. I wasn't trying to fuck with you, really.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 12 December 2003 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

OK then, thanks for clearing it up. I'm pretty dumb really, you have to make allowance for that. Anyway, back to the show. This is one opf my all time favourites. It's called "Lucy in the Fields with Flowers", from the Museum of Bad Art:

http://www.glyphs.com/moba/moba3-95.html

I've linked rather than posting a jpeg, as I don't wish for anyone to be sued...

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.arsagas.com/artists/pages/img/bas_911.jpg

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Holy crap.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Holy crap what?

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.spies.com/~alamb/Art/ComputerArt/thumb-ugly.jpg

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.volitionwatch.com/v-art/Married-to-Ugly.JPG

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Janis Joplin art. A real motherlode:

http://www.janisjoplin.net/art/1/10.html

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my god, that's just the beginning - just one of the many galleries.

http://www.janisjoplin.net/art/main.html

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.hyperfiction.net/nutria/wp%20scary.jpg

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Bloody hell. Imagine having that on the living room wall.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

www.artisgood.com/illust.html

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.artisgood.com/illust/crazy.jpg

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey I like that one!

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Why??

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.theharrow.com/1998/horror/art/crazy_boy.jpg

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I like that one too!!!

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

WHY???

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Umm, cos it's crazy and intense without being sentimental.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I can understand how it could be seen as really bad art though. It's certainly madly histrionic and has a skateboarder tattoo quality about it.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.draglist.com/photoimages/POD-0301/Bad%20Willys.%20Drag%20racing%20art%20by%20Tom%20Delello.gif

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

you can tell colin is a parent

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha Jim!

This, to me Aja, is a much clearer example of bad art. Note how banal and sentimental it is, and how it completely fails to capture any kind of dynamism, even though the subject of the painting is a dynamic one. Well, just look at it, let's not even analyse:

http://www.ferricide.com/garbaggio/texas/DSC00280.JPG

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

To look at this painting is to recoil in laughter.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

wow!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/images/swell/fat.jpg

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Some more bad footballing art:

http://www.monoculartimes.co.uk/ipba/news/images/SportStatue-football.jpg

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

That's Jesus dribbling on the left.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"gooooooal"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.disturbingauctions.com/thumbnails/wsj.jpg

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.sonic.net/web/archives/text/janan_platt/images_jesse_harlin/cathal.gif

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"gooooooal"
-- the surface noise (electricsoun...) (webmail), December 12th, 2003. (electricsound)

Drop kick me Jesus through the goalposts of life. I'm off to find one of those appalling cricket paintings called 'Howzat!' or 'Got 'im!' that Ritchie Benaud always flogs off for $500 during test matches.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.barefoot-rock.com/images/bfrctoon.jpg

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Here's one: the Sydney Cricket Ground by night. Note the sense of distance created by the fact that the painter sat a long, long way away. Dimly, we perceieve that something interesting may be happening a long, long way away.

http://secure.ninemsn.com.au/SportsShop/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Sports+Shop&category%5Fname=Cricket+artist+prints&product%5Fid=AC029

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.lennon-sculpture-studio.com/images/lennon_portfolio_damned-soul.jpg

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

'Damned Soul!' He looks like someone's kicked him in the groin.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I know!!

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 04:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know what's worse, the painting or its title: "It's Good to Talk."

http://www.markajenkinson.co.uk/phoneballpic.jpg

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 12 December 2003 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh May, that is beautiful. And why the red, we may ask the artist? And why not, the artist may retort?

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

If my reflection in the mirror looked like that I would be wondering who'd spiked my drink.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.emfoundation.co.uk/freddie/images/intro.gif

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

It's good to talk! Hahaha!

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"Yeah mom, the juggling act is going GREAT!"

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 12 December 2003 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Ahahahaaaa!!!

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Entitled "8 Down, 1 Bullet Left" so I guess that's a 9-shooter there.

http://hometown.aol.com/isawgodatwalmart/images/dscf0024.jpg

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 12 December 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ucl.ac.uk/Bentham-Project/images/dmsk41.jpg

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.arts.monash.edu.au/.../projects/ diva/images/brown4.jpg

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.arts.monash.edu.au/.../projects/diva/images/brown4.jpg

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.q-art.com/paintings/loving.jpg

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.heathwitch.com/dragons/loving-care.jpg

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 04:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.q-art.com/paintings/loving.jpg

Love is a rose. :~?

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 12 December 2003 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Loving Rage

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Tied up with a thin droopy rose. No wonder he looks so humiliated. He is the weakest of men.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.makemagazine.net/articlespage/speaking.JPG

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 05:04 (twenty-two years ago)

bad poetry.

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 12 December 2003 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.weirdharold.com/orang.jpg

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 05:30 (twenty-two years ago)

The Tabula Rosa for bad art.

http://www.computerbooksonline.com/graphics/076450102X.gif

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 12 December 2003 05:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.flint.lib.mi.us/about/programs/jmoore/Litchinstein.gif

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

http://ctgameinfo.com/fanart/images/gothicmermaid05/coffee.jpg

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 05:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.basquiat.mybravenet.com/basquiat01-philistines_(detail)_1982.jpg

― ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 12 December 2003 07:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.saycomp.com/dave/Art/Paintings/Dave/shapes1.jpg

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

http://canadian-art.com/ablogo1.gif

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Here is some awesome art.

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/hiz-holiness.jpg

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.werewolves.org/~two/Gift%20Art/herbie2.jpg

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.projectdoomfist.com/images/tomjonescalendar.jpg

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.melart.com/front/oprah-candy-rooney.gif

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000027HX.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― rainman (rainman), Friday, 12 December 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cliffhangerproductions.com/puckerpowder.jpg

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"I own this thread"
http://kinkade.net/images/thomas_kinkade.jpg

― David Beckh0u5e (Dave Beckh0u5e), Friday, 12 December 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I went into a Kinkade gallery in Palm Springs last weekend. My friend and I giggled for about 15 minutes before I sensed that they wanted us to leave.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 12 December 2003 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www16.big.or.jp/~nansya/ASCII-art/english/girl.gif

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 12 December 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://members.lycos.co.uk/russellbretherto/croq/article/stancity/jpg/stancitypic.jpg

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 13 December 2003 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.lolfun.com/funny_pictures/bad_bone/bad.jpg

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 13 December 2003 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.playcenter.com/Nintendo_64/Interviews/conker-death.jpg

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 13 December 2003 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

That pope painting up there would be great if it weren't for the moronic dollar sign necklace. Sigh.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 13 December 2003 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://jimallanstudio.com/images/evil-dead-1.jpg

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 13 December 2003 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Watch it!!

http://www.sfdt.com/gif/movies/pics/1262-crap.gif

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 13 December 2003 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Sure it's bad, but is it bad art?

― may pang (maypang), Saturday, 13 December 2003 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Johnny Depp.

http://i24.ebayimg.com/02/i/00/fd/53/23_1.JPG

― may pang (maypang), Saturday, 13 December 2003 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.raspage.com/sb/images/sick.jpg

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 13 December 2003 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://tubes.ominix.com/art/a/characters/undead-scary-man-06.png

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 13 December 2003 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.divergentthinking.net/ParkCity2002/Bad-Hair.jpg

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 13 December 2003 06:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.scarysquirrel.org/baby/babyani1.gif

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 13 December 2003 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.eyewire.com/images/mag/larry-davis-small.jpg

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 13 December 2003 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

See, Aja, very little of this is even vaguely art to begin with...

― ModJ (ModJ), Saturday, 13 December 2003 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cynthiabroan.com/cb_dcrev2art.jpg

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 13 December 2003 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)

http://home.earthlink.net/~wbrinkman/babbler/alienf.jpg

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 13 December 2003 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/Ambrosia_Times/March_95/Art/Swoop_2.gif

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 13 December 2003 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

What are you talking about, ModJ? It might not be "high art"..., etc., etc.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 13 December 2003 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www3.sympatico.ca/norb.stachowski/NUMAN.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, Eisbar! I agree.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Saturday, 13 December 2003 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

What are you talking about, ModJ? It might not be "high art"..., etc., etc.

See, i make this argument about everything all the time, but the things she's posting are swiped from pages that intend them to be illustrative, specif. the animated gifs and the pictures. Unless you intend to take some sort of outsider/folk art stance, which I don't think you can...

...ad if you can, I'd like to hear it...

― ModJ (ModJ), Saturday, 13 December 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

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