i have a very large and painful blemish on my outer thigh...

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and i are drunk again. two nights in a row. hmmm. after i placed a mortiorium on drink following 12 months of blighting myself every day.

― jess, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"my name is hans. drinking has ruined my life. i'm 31 years ollllld."

― jess, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

he tastes like a peanut, you know

― mark s, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i'm a little disappointed in myself. i always expect to be spewing hanle y-isms whilst drunken. but no...so let's try a haiku about a cuttlefish:

I like cuttlefish

The ten armed cephalopod

Similar to squid

― jess, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Excellent, now do one about "when button collecting goes bad".

― rainy, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My burlesque saturations wrestle vigorously among turqoise renderings presented within the flustered tiers of perforated candy apertures.

― Cryosmurf, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

freg

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i cannot be drunk but i am hypped up on codenine

― anthony, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i in a month on the wagon, no booze no weed. It wasall getting out of hand.I was loosing too many mornings waking up drunk.

― Ed, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought that said cocaine for a second anthony

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Does this blemish grown when you rub it? ;-) Jess (or is it James) how bad is your drinking? Just asking.

― Helen Fordsdale, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i want photos of the blemish jess - yum!

― Geoff, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i want photos of the blemish jess - yum! now

― Geoff, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the blemish has mysteriously vanished! which leads me to believe i might have hallucinated it...

my drinking habits were as such. while freelancing: get up around 12 or 1, putter around, start work at 4, work until 6, eat a small dinner, get PISS ASS DRUNK, typically alone. while not working: well, this is what's affectionately known as the lost weekend, and we don't like to talk about it. while working shite monkey job: work, go home, get PISS ASS DRUNK, typically alone, walk around next day with perpetual, three month hangover, do my monkey work.

― jess, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Know what Jess? I really like you! You should come to the pub to get PISS ASS DRUNK (yeah)!

― Sarah, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i can see PISS ASS DRUNK! becoming part of the regular ILE vocabulary...

― katie, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

my poor cuttlefish its illness will cost me dear probably sick squid

sorry

― chris, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

was sposed to be a haiku. I will next be drunk on Jan 3rd 2002.

― chris, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

awww shucks. i feel so lurved. and all out of alcoholia. ism.

― jess, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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