Things you know you shouldn't do but do anyway.

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Pick at scabs.

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I was going to make a screw your sister joke, but I'm not going to.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Drink too much coffee.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

read ilx at work

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Take back potentially funny jokes before you've made them and then tell everyone the premise of the joke but not the actual joke.

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Talk to that girl online.

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

(dean, the joke was just going to be "Screw my sister")

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought you meant my sister. Not that I have a sister, but still.

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

anybody's sister really.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

smoke cigarettes

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I tend to say things that my brain has already tried to censor. I don't know what compells me to fuck things up like that.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Make dinner without washing your hands.

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Make may's dinner without washing my hands.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Stay out 'til 5 when I have to work at 8.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Make May's dinner after rubbing my hands on a certain part of my or someone else's body.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Eat at McDonalds more than twice a week.

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Eat meals that consist of a solitary food group.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

not wearing underwear in sub frigid temps..

― thomas de'aguirre (biteylove), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Take back potentially funny jokes before you've made them and then tell everyone the premise of the joke but not the actual joke and then later give in to pressure and tell everyone the not-funny-at-all joke and regret not keeping to to yourself.

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Friday, 12 December 2003 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

miss the subtle irony of my exquisitely constructed first post and then whine about how just posting half of it wasn't as good

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 12 December 2003 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

read ilx at work

read ilx at all

― petra jane (petra jane), Friday, 12 December 2003 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Drive too fast.
Spoil my child.
Drink too much.
Let myself be sweet-talked.
Flirt so much.
Yell at my boss.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 12 December 2003 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

it would be much shorter if I were to list the things I do that I should actually be doing.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 12 December 2003 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Drink bought mochas twice a day, even though they cost loads and give me the shakes.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 12 December 2003 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Sleep in until 10 o'clock. DURING THE WEEK.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

very subtle irony = all you got, bud

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Friday, 12 December 2003 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Puke blood everywhere.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 12 December 2003 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

go online rather than study...eat 4 rice krispy treats at dinner.

― Maria (Maria), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

make fun of boston and bostonians
make fun of san franciscan greens

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Read messages on an online forum when what I really should be doing is cleaning up my bedroom and doing major organization-type things. I look around and I've made some nice strides, sure, but I could be doing a heck of a lot more if I wasn't so fixated with this forum DAMN IT.

*ahem* As you were.

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

add, "make fun of republicans" to aforementioned list ... republicans are so cuuuuuuuute when they're angry (unless they're in elected office, then they're no so cuuuuuuuute).

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Tear out the eyes of wankers and shit in the empty sockets?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

read and post to ile.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 13 December 2003 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Procrastinate.
Buy stuff for emotional reasons, as opposed to genuine, definable need. (N.B.: I am referring to clothes and shoes, not CDs.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 13 December 2003 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

mix my drinks.

Becherovka (at home) followed by bitter (in pub) followed by red wine (at work party, free) interspersed with vodka drunk from the snowman ice sculpture.

my head this morning - argh! :(

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 13 December 2003 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

"Things you know you shouldn't do but do anyway, especially if you happen to be MAY PANG"

Fuck other peoples famous husbands then make a big stink when they return to their wives, then write a trashy book, then glom onto other ex employees, ex wives, and ex thieves to make yourself look "important", make another big crybaby stink when you are not portrayed in a crappy play, and latch onto pathetic pleas in the press about being airbrushed out of a life you had no business being in in the first place.

May you are a stupid worthless cunt. A whore for hire and nothing more. A lying sack of shit. No matter what you say or do or whine about in public, this is how you will ALWAYS be remembered.

― LucyLennon4me, Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

oh boy. googlerolffle

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

blimey

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

Huh, I never knew the origin of that username.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 9 February 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

who is may pang?

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 9 February 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_Pang

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 9 February 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

Make out with ex girlfriends who have boyfriends that they live with just months after yr fiancee has died.

― jeffrey (johnson), Thursday, 9 February 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

may pang's a guy.

or at least, our may pang is (was?)

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 9 February 2006 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

nine years pass...

1. Post something precocious my kid said on Facebook

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 20:38 (ten years ago)

2. Auto-da-fé

― 2-chords, a farfisa organ and peons to the lord (contenderizer), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 21:39 (ten years ago)

breathe

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 21:39 (ten years ago)

just came here to post exactly what LucyLennon4me said 9 years ago

― who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 21:42 (ten years ago)

lol

― marcos, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 21:44 (ten years ago)

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