Please support me on my campaign to have the word "intern" become a euphemism for "whore".

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Especially in light of this:

I, uh, "made love" to an intern (teacher) once. But she was intern teaching at a high school. But, uh, with much gusto!

-- Huckleberry Mann (handsomishbo...), December 12th, 2003. (Horace Mann) (later)

I just think it will make English a more satisfying language if the two words are synonymous.

If you have other meaning changes you'd like me to support in exchange, I'd be happy to consider them.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

She was a really nice girl!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

jay leno to thread!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Aye.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

No, it would take all the wind out of Jay Leno, because you can't make jokes about interns being whores when the words are synonymous. I think. It would be like making a joke about how "Oh, I had a meeting with this whore... of course we all know she's a prostitute!"

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I just want it to be known that I also had a semi-meaningful relationship with this intern, who was (and I suspect still is) a terrific woman and deserving of nothing but respect. That post was in response to Allyzay's question (in response to a post by Casuistry) about how middle school teachers fuck.
So for the record, the intern that I "made love" to, is not a whore, nor did I intend to imply such.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

You did it with an intern. Right on.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, yes, sorry, didn't mean to necessarily imply that.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Still you really should think twice before accepting an internship.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Cuz sooner or later, I'm gonna try to hump you.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

The Huckey dance is your chance to do the hump.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

as if ally doesn't know how middle school teachers fuck

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

All the interns ive ever worked with are 20-year-old electrical engineer dudes with LNX bumber stickers. Negative.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh uh do me baby
uh do the humpty hump that's right uh do the humpty hump
uh huh do me baby

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

At first I thought that said ILX bumper stickers. ha ha

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Spinktor, I humped your interns too. I can't help it. It's a compulsion. I'm weak. They're nominally paid.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

But they all lost their virginity to me.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The grassroots movement has already begun here:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=intern&f=1

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah, they are all virgins. I'll put money on it.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm like the only ILXor who hasn't ever fucked a teacher apparently!!

― Allyzay, Friday, 12 December 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I haven't either, unless I'm totally forgetting something. I was a student teacher (ok, intern) at one point, though.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I totally schooled Ally on Pirates. That makes me a teacher.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I haven't fucked either of you though so you're not helping so much as you're just announcing.

― Allyzay, Friday, 12 December 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Whatever.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I was propositioning, OK?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I can teach you to read between the lines...

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Also. (Mildly work-unsafe.)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

thank you. i will prepare a little primer kit for whoever takes over my other job and include literature from that site

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I just told you all via my email address that technically I was a teacher too so I don't need any of your help; technically when I go and fuck myself, as I am oft told to do round here, I am fucking a teacher albeit more of an "elementary school tutor" than a "middle school teacher".

― Allyzay, Friday, 12 December 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

uh-huh. email address jokes.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

If that counted then [insert name of ILX poster of your choice here] wouldn't still be a virgin!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I know! They are lame but fun because people who aren't logged in cannot see them. It's like my personal insult to myself and hstencil every single day.

― Allyzay, Friday, 12 December 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

so they're exclusive. for the in-crowd only. i like. i like.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Why not set up a new account already? Do you miss all of Tom's good ones too?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I miss all of the email addresses. I am left out.

― Allyzay, Friday, 12 December 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I tutored some of the junior students at the Defense Language Institute while I was in my last semester there. I've also written training documents and been told by more than a few folks that I would "be a really good teacher" though I have no idea why they think that.

Also my friend Wolfgang wants me to come to the charter school he works at and do this "Saturday School" thing. WTF?!?!?

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I am a teacher at the University of Life, people.

― Allyzay, Friday, 12 December 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh sweet Jesus, do we really need a whole nother string of "School of Life" jokes?

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Well excuuuuse me.

― Allyzay, Friday, 12 December 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

NA, are you suggesting that nu-ILX was better than this nu-nu-ILX crap?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.theasc.com/magazine/oct99/quest/img10.jpg

― ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

You must have all flunked out of the School of Sarcasm.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

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