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sip me gently.

-- Casuistry (chri...), December 12th, 2003.

See? It's easy! And fun!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:36 (twenty-two years ago)

It's easy! And fun!

-- @d@ml

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:40 (twenty-two years ago)

The hardest truths are the hurtingest ones.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:44 (twenty-two years ago)

stop being a choad

-- cinniblount

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Rice Krispie Treats!

-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), October 22nd, 2003

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:46 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:47 (twenty-two years ago)

ANd I hav a feeliung Im totally gonna be ahsamed of myslef in the morning.

-- nickalicious (nza2342...), March 20th, 2003.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:48 (twenty-two years ago)

the endtimes are upon us.

-- erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyl...), November 11th, 2003.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:52 (twenty-two years ago)

My ultimate goal would be harvesting high quality food for self-sufficiency and flowers (mostly flowers).

-- Sébastien Chikara

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:54 (twenty-two years ago)

wonderful

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:55 (twenty-two years ago)

b. eat my fuc.
-- fiddo centington (dubplatestyl...)

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:55 (twenty-two years ago)

oh god my head

-- luna

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:57 (twenty-two years ago)

time passes slowly up here in the prairie.

-- amateurist (amateuris...), April 29th, 2003

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes, the obvious is the best:

whoaaaa i'm iTrippin my nut sack in a frenzy of dik play

-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), May 27th, 2003.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Equally irresistible:

LA Gear is wack, check out my British Knights - and my bro has some wicked SPX

-- stevem (bluesk...), March 28th, 2003.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 08:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Is there anything in life that can't be boiled down to comedy catchphrases? Christgau, perhaps?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 08:02 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah yeah yeah, I'm a hardass about this stuff with these Go! CDs. sue me.
-- M Matos (michaelangelomato...), December 3rd, 2003. (link)

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 13 December 2003 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

the weapon is the cock, obvs.
-- Sonny A.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 13 December 2003 08:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I am completley puzzled (and possibly flattered?) by that original quote. I don't even remember saying that. (I probably talk too much.)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 13 December 2003 08:54 (twenty-two years ago)

sort yourselves out

-- the surface noise

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 13 December 2003 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)

he died as he lived: with jelly on his face.
-- jess

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 13 December 2003 11:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay MST ref!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 13 December 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

You wake up in a dinghy in the middle of the Atlantic to find you are being given a very aggressive handjob by Billy Idol...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Do you:
a) Use the Dragon Powder
b) Quote Bukowski
c) Ejaculate
????

-- Moran (parschnipe...), May 21st, 2003 8:19 AM. (Nordicskillz)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Saturday, 13 December 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

i just got a nasty virus. i had chills, fever, nausea, loose stools, dizzines and great sorrow. i had to leave work. has anyone else go tthis?
-- Mike Hanle y

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 13 December 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, I knew that Billy Idol handjob thing would come back to haunt me someday...

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Similarly, the pairing of Billy Idol with the term 'handjob' will haunt me for life.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 December 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you think that there's anything Billy Idol doesn't do "agressively"?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks, Noodles, for getting the cock back up.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...)

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

sometimes you see a beautiful girl and it just ruins your day completely.

-- jess

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 13 December 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

oh god i want pie
-- strongo hulkington

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 13 December 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

ENOUGH BICKERING, MORE BABY SPICE.
-- The Lady Ms Lurex

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 13 December 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm an asshole and a bitch!!! *smooches*
-- Carey

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 13 December 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck the hataz.
-- NA (naamm...), December 12th, 2003.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 13 December 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Did I make any sense at all?
-- Dave225 (adspac...), April 12th, 2002.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 13 December 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Owwww, my left nut.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneir...), December 8th, 2003.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 13 December 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 13 December 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll settle for manboobs if I could keep up my dandy highwaymanism.
-- Mr Noodles (infin...), December 12th, 2003.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 13 December 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Kim has been waiting for this thread for years.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 13 December 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

What?
- Aja

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 13 December 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

haha alex wins

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 13 December 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes he does. So simple and obvious and right!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 13 December 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

that is correct

― bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 13 December 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

just remember:

swat was good!

-- s1utsky

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

What?
- Aja

Geez, Alex!

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Kill your idols, Aja.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

she can genitally engineer me anytime!
-- C-Man

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

curtis i kiss you

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

For me, for myself alone, the experience of seeing this film is the equivalent to when I heard "Soon" by My Bloody Valentine for the first time.

That is all.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), December 20th, 2001.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Imagine, if you will, a winter party filled with drunken high school kids. Things being what they are in Hastings, a guy I will call Chuck decided that the perfect time to show off the brand new truck that his parents bought him. He and his best friend, whom I will call Gene, arrived at the party and were a big hit. Everyone was admiring Chuck's truck, including a girl I will call Harriet. Now, Harriet and Gene had had some level of attraction before, but had never done anything about it. At this party, however, there was the right level of booze to make them both feel that they needed to take their relationship to the next level. They both disappeared after a while, but there was so much booze and carousing going on that no one noticed they were gone until Gene wandered into the kitchen. He looked HORRIBLE; everyone thought he'd been beaten up or had fallen head-first into something. He had a drunken grin and his face and wouldn't tell people what had happened to him, but he had blood all over his face and shirt. No one could figure out what had happened until Eve staggered in the front door, hair all askew and buttoning up her jeans. Chuck stared at her, then at Gene, who was looking at Eve all goofily. Chuck then made a remarkable intuitive leap, grabbed Gene by the shoulders and began shaking him. "TELL ME YOU DIDN'T GO DOWN ON HER IN MY TRUCK!" he shouted. Gene could only giggle. No amount of cleaning could get Eve's menstrual smell out of the upholstery, which meant that Chuck was forced to spend the next two months driving around with his windows down. This wouldn't normally be that big of a deal, but this party happened in early January.
The next day, Gene was extraordinarily pleased with himself until he looked in the mirror.

-- Dan Perry

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 05:18 (twenty-two years ago)

That's gonna be some fucking tombstone.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

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john foxx

― DG, Friday, 14 December 2007 11:49 (eighteen years ago)

don't hate the game, etc...

http://lesterdiamondradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/285cover.jpg

― pc user, Friday, 14 December 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

no i like him really

― DG, Friday, 14 December 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

the original hauntology blogging crew.

xpost

i don't

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 14 December 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

he has his moments.

― pc user, Friday, 14 December 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

I like him more than Perez Hilton, but less than every other blogger

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 December 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

perhaps he's just kidding anyway.

lol, spinoza

― pc user, Friday, 14 December 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

Can we go back to hating women again? Thanks.

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 December 2007 15:43 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 14 December 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

"its" should be "tits".

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 17:36 (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 December 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

but srsly what u guys think

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 15 December 2007 07:44 (7 hours ago) Link

― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 15 December 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

i'd like to take her mound

-- gershy, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 12:27 PM (Wednesday, December 19, 2007 12:27 PM) Bookmark Link

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

HUZZAH BEAVERS

-- gershy, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 3:58 PM (Wednesday, December 19, 2007 3:58 PM) Bookmark Link

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

I predicted the Pitchfork #1 like 6 months ago.

-- jaymc, Monday, December 17, 2007 10:34 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

― s1ocki, Saturday, 22 December 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

Let me unearth a particularly fine essay I wrote on the novel.

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 15:57 (25 minutes ago

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

damn i need t shut the fuck up :C

-- luriqua, Friday, 18 May 2007 07:04 (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 29 December 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

I saw about five minutes of Good Burger on the treadmill at the gym once, and am left thinking I would love the rest of it.

-- Eazy, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 23:44 (3 months ago) Link

― jaymc, Monday, 31 December 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

What about Biffy Clyro?

-- Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:49 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 4 January 2008 09:30 (eighteen years ago)

lol thalidomide

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 2:53 PM (2 hours ago)

― DG, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

[14:14] Jon Williams: bitch i have a tabla machine

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

Good to see chubby chasers catered for.

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 2:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 10 January 2008 09:47 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

i'm not jewish, the chanting doesn't offend me.

-- darraghmac, Monday, 4 February 2008 14:09 (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 4 February 2008 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

they have a strong following on rym

-- djmartian, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 12:36 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 12:39 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Heh heh heh, aren't I shocking with my attention-getting un-PCness.

-- dave q, Monday, 29 July 2002 01:00 (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 5 April 2008 23:46 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

im going to go eat some mcdonalds single cheeseburgers bye

-- deeznuts, Sunday, 1 June 2008

― elmo argonaut, Sunday, 1 June 2008 22:25 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

I've been feeling schlong all year, but I don't know where I'd be without nob, so I'm'a vote for that.

-- Noodle Vague,

― Frogman Henry, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 07:45 (seventeen years ago)

four weeks pass...

guys have you smelled lavender? it's ridonc.

-- Surmounter, Thursday, August 7, 2008 7:42 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― jaymc, Thursday, 7 August 2008 18:21 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

Thanks! Yeah, I guess it is because of TMI, but there's nothing wrong with that.

― Tuomas, Thursday, 2 October 2008 15:54 (18 seconds ago) Bookmark

― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 2 October 2008 15:56 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

Yet another Juggalo success story.

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, November 25, 2008 1:12 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 01:17 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

omg shutup

― Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 04:09 (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Seannadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:18 (seventeen years ago)

who was pc user

― the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:19 (seventeen years ago)

max r

― Seannadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:21 (seventeen years ago)

who was max r

― the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:22 (seventeen years ago)

BAN MAX R

― Seannadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:24 (seventeen years ago)

haha no i meant - who was max r?

― the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:24 (seventeen years ago)

itisamystery.jpg, although the links on the side of his blog give me a decent clue

― Seannadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:26 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Sorry that was sooo long..

― marissa, Friday, March 30, 2007 7:34 AM (1 year ago)

― aruba (unregistered), Thursday, 1 January 2009 23:54 (seventeen years ago)

oh fuck, did i just download a fucking Animal Collective album?

― brotherlovesdub, Tuesday, January 6, 2009 3:20 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^^ for all of ILM

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 20:54 (seventeen years ago)

hipsterrunoff is A+ guys

― Cocktor Dassantino (k3vin k.), Thursday, 15 January 2009 02:53 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― CHAKI Musician (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 15 January 2009 13:50 (seventeen years ago)

Fuckin goth shit will never leave me alone sob sob.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 23:35 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 16 January 2009 21:34 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

maybe I'll start a Maurice Chevalier thread so we can see how fast you guys can turn it into a Kevin James retrospective

― Dr Morbius, Friday, March 6, 2009 12:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Saturday, 7 March 2009 06:55 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE

― CaptainLorax, Monday, April 6, 2009 9:09 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

― HOOS talking about magic & spells & steen dude! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 10 April 2009 03:26 (sixteen years ago)

Total suicide by cop and when he's reincarnated as Horton Hears a HOOS or whatever he's going to be one charming mother fucker.

― Monkey Pocket Boob (libcrypt), Friday, 10 April 2009 03:33 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

"masturbation"

― Tuomas, Thursday, 23 July 2009 13:57 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip a hoy hoy (country matters), Thursday, 23 July 2009 12:59 (sixteen years ago)

five months pass...

thank u for enjoying my idiotic joke :D
― who sharted?! (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 18:08 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― cozwn, Thursday, 31 December 2009 19:34 (sixteen years ago)

(sorry :P)

― cozwn, Thursday, 31 December 2009 19:34 (sixteen years ago)

five months pass...

when all else fails, standing back in an viking, M.I.A., etc. thread until shit gets super heated and then dropping in with a well-timed image zing might earn you a little notice and possibly an SB or two

― ksh, Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:24 PM Bookmark

― Tavarius Polk (The Reverend), Thursday, 17 June 2010 06:00 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

WE FIND YOUR THEORY INSUBSTANTIAL AND SPECIOUS

NOW WE ARE GOING TO FUCK AND SLEEP

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, October 15, 2010 3:24 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 October 2010 03:35 (fifteen years ago)

pretty dope epitaph imo

― womack and bolio's (donna rouge), Friday, 15 October 2010 03:44 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

lets talk about wolf bands some more

― buzzoff (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, December 20, 2010 1:24 AM (2 months ago)

― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Sunday, 27 February 2011 04:09 (fourteen years ago)

four years pass...

you need to mellow out and tune in to KCRW.
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi)

― maybe/whatever/so what/boring (admrl), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 19:03 (ten years ago)

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