My girlfriend keeps losing or breaking her mobile phone

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It's driving me crazy! She goes through one every 3 months. Can you suggest a solution?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 15 December 2003 06:21 (twenty-one years ago)

A landline phone.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 December 2003 06:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I suggested that, she laughed in my face.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 15 December 2003 06:36 (twenty-one years ago)

marry her.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 15 December 2003 06:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Handcuffs + Radiator.

― may pang (maypang), Monday, 15 December 2003 06:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I like that idea. Hmmm.

Orbit, she needs to divorce the muscle mary she married in the States first. Shouldn't be too hard: his phone number's on the back of the wedding certificate.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 15 December 2003 06:41 (twenty-one years ago)

explain to her the politics of mobile phone use mr mole.

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 15 December 2003 06:57 (twenty-one years ago)

What - don't lose or break them? I would've thought that'd be obvious.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 15 December 2003 06:58 (twenty-one years ago)

i expect more insight from you, mole. isn't there some kind of as yet unrevealed evil to mobile phones? all my friends seem to believe so.

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 15 December 2003 07:00 (twenty-one years ago)

phone on a rope!

― geeta (geeta), Monday, 15 December 2003 07:11 (twenty-one years ago)

By my reckoning capital punishment is not necessarily a huge over-reaction in these circumstances :-,)

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Monday, 15 December 2003 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

geeta otm

alternatively, if she always left it at home she'd never lose it, and still get the benefit of cute ring-tones

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 15 December 2003 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

or she could mount it on her belt-buckle?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 15 December 2003 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Trade her in for a brighter model?

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 15 December 2003 10:46 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, one that takes PICTURES and plays GAMES

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 15 December 2003 10:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i'll take her!

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 15 December 2003 10:47 (twenty-one years ago)

(is she compatible with Bluetooth?)

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 15 December 2003 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Brush your teeth you scuzzer!

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 15 December 2003 10:57 (twenty-one years ago)

his phone number's on the back of the wedding certificate.

He left a contact tele no on his Wedding certificate?

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 15 December 2003 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Surgically implanting phone under skin on cheek?

― Hanna (Hanna), Monday, 15 December 2003 11:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death?

― ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Get a less stupid / irresponsible girlfriend?

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tam-creek.ca/images/cans.gif

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

TOMBOT does that too. Ask him what he does, and then do the opposite.

I once saw him dunk his cellphone into a glass of water.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

That phone was truly for shit though, in fairness.

― Allyzay, Monday, 15 December 2003 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe, but he's lost 3 since ive met him. At least.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 15 December 2003 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

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