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― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)

You lucky git.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 11:12 (twenty-two years ago)

surely this should have been a Mark C thread. Mind you perhaps it was Barry Lasagne himself who sent it to woo you.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 11:13 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a horrible picture, its clearly at least five years old and he has a couple too many buttons undone on his shirt and I'm *sure* some of his chest hair has been Photoshopped out.

It says "To Matt - thanx 4 being a fan" and is signed Bario Evani.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 11:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone really loves you, Matt DC.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 11:26 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, i thought this was a mark c joke as well...

that's what you get for stalking eastenders stars, i guess.

― colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow! Coolest give EVER!

― Miss Marianna, Wednesday, 17 December 2003 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

actually, matt, maybe i got it wrong. maybe *he* is actually stalking *you*!

― colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

The parcel it was sent in has a Canterbury postmark --> Barry from Eastenders is in panto in C'bury --> IT IS THE REAL BARRY! HURRAH!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Matt this is a GREAT STORY! All my wobs gifts now have a lot to live up to, chuffing 'eck...

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it a still from this episode?

Eastenders-7.30 BBC1

Barry Lasagne annoys Phil when he scrapes his fork off a plate while eating at the Caf'.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald...), November 5th, 2003.

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I also got a Christmas card with a picture of Michael Howard on it! It has him leering and holding a pint of Spitfire aloft, and on the inside, it says "dear Matt, Christmas is a wonderful excuse to avoid associating myself with disgusting plebs like you, love Michael."

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 19 December 2003 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I sure hope no one who's buying me anything sees this.

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Goddammit, Bryan, just spoil Xmas for yourself, why don't you.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Colonooscopies for everyone! Nothing says 'I love you' like a camera on a stick being crammed up your heiney!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 December 2003 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the thread where I tell this story:

For a while, about two or three years ago, once a month I'd receive an anonymous package, posted from Los Angeles. It would come without fail, for about six months.

Inside? Various photographs of Harrison Ford.

I still haven't figured out what that was about.

― Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

He was probably stalking you, the old lech.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 19 December 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

That reminds me, my friend lives two doors down from Kat Slater. I'm assured that she does indeed actually wear that much make up in person.

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Friday, 19 December 2003 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I am disappointed that I have not yet received an advent calendar full of pictures of Thora Hird.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 20 December 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 20 December 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 1 January 2004 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

Horrific

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 14:17 (twenty years ago)

Have you got a birthday coming up? Is that a hint?

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 14:33 (twenty years ago)

Was Pat only 3 foot tall when she married Roy?

― JTS (JTS), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:13 (twenty years ago)

Did you ever fig out who the picture was from?

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My first Christmas present of 2003 - an anonymously-posted, framed, signed photograph of Barry from Eastenders

WTF?!!