Celebrities you've seen naked

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Arthur requested it on ilm, so here goes...

― Nicole, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

do, like, films count?

― fred solinger, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Let me finish this damn course and I'll tell you one celeb I see naked every day.

― Ronan, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Are you taking a degree in celebrity stalking, Ronan?

― Nick, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think the idea is celebrities you've seen naked in person. In case that wasn't clear...

― Nicole, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes and you're fist on my list.

I mean first on my list.

― Ronan, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can see Nick sitting at his imaginary table, quaking with fear...

― Nicole, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can see him sitting there too.

― Ronan, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How would you define "celebrity"? I myself have appeared on a couple of minor telly programmes, and I know a few people in prominent positions around these parts...

― Kodanshi, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i saw doug downs naked last week at the downtown y

― anthony, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have burst in on a member of the Cusack dynasty on the loo if that counts. I might have seen Jude Law naked but I doubt it.

― Nick, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My answer is far too unfortunate and horrible to name.

― Ally, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought you liked Richey.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

NOW YOU LISTEN HERE, I WON'T HAVE ANYONE BESMIRCHING RICHEY LIKE THAT, RICHEY IS BUS. JAKE PLUMMER IS NOT.

― Ally, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I saw "Al " from happy days nude...in a dream

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is Nick D. some kind of minor celebrity? The Nick whose photo was on a thread a day or two ago. Since I have no idea who he is, a "real" answer would be appreciated...

― Sean, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

H is a man who posts here often. I often eat his personhood.

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Which pornstars have you seen fully clothed?

― james, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

JAKE PLUMMER IS NOT.

I see my ruse worked. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ally saw Jake's snake? Hubba hubba.

I consider myself a minor celebrity, and I see myself naked every single day. Sublime. And the view continues to improve, lemme tell ya...

― David Raposa, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Quite a few, as it goes. And more importantly, they have seen me.

― suzy, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My friend had yoga with both David Duchovny and Willem Dafoe. He nearly bumped into their pipes in the locker room.

― klaus, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My real answer is, I have never seen any naked celebs. Naked = SuXoR

― james, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anthony, isn't Doug Downs the anchorman you bumped into a while back?. You're not his stalker are you?

― Billy Dods, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No i am not. Edmonton is a small town and the Y has a seperate club for the cognesceti ,i got an invite last month .

― anthony, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Naked = SuXoR"
Even the mighty Hanle y couldn't make this little sense.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Barf in town? Yester!

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Which I translate as "Barfintown? They used to call it that in the past!"

"Last; last past; next before; of or pertaining to yesterday", you understand.

What about "yuo=foghat"?

― Kodanshi, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Thank you Mitch. I was influenced by Talking Heads.

― james, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sorry I'm late to contribute, I was in NYC. Didn't see any naked celebrities, but I did pass by Todd Oldham and John Norris in Times Square. Then I went to a show and saw Chloe Sevigny, Rufus Wainwright and Kathleen Hannah in the audience.

But naked? Roland Gift, as mentioned in the FYC thread, at the NYU gym for some reason. James Le Gros, Simon Rex, Dermot Mulroney at the Hollywood Y

― Arthur, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

four years pass...

In August we often see Allan Dershowitz at the beach here, walking back and forth in bathing suit, socks and sandals, talking on his cellphone. But the topper was this, the other day. He stands at the water's edge and TAKES A PISS.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 20 August 2006 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

We get to see Donald Sutherland in season in a like manner, but I assume he knows where the bathrooms are situated, and more importantly, how to use them.

― jim wentworth (wench), Sunday, 20 August 2006 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, everybody pees in the ocean—that's what it's there for—if you need to pee, GO SWIMMING!!!!!

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 20 August 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

Or you can utilize the stealth-piss technique if you're too lazy to swim. Sit on the sand, hitch your suit to the side, piss, then move onto dry sand to blot up any droplets. Brush dry sand over incriminating spot. Get back on towel. Resume reading.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 20 August 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

but make sure you're not wearing a wetsuit.
(people have done it. i have never done it, because i understand how wetsuits work.)
xpost! sand is amazing stuff.

beth has great pee and poo stories

i have never seen a proper celebrity naked

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Sunday, 20 August 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

haaaaaa

my brother asked me if he should take some course about morality or something from mr. dershowitz and i was like UHH NO THAT GUY SUCKS and now i have something else to tell him. except now he might just be like "wow, cool".

― nazi bikini (harbl), Sunday, 20 August 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, in a way it's almost more moral to openly piss into the sea. even if it does make you look like a bit of an asshole. i wonder if he was smiling and rocking on his heels or if he just casually did it and carried on.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Sunday, 20 August 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

Dershowitz is an utter prick. He has an apartment in my parents building. My dad was taking the elevator down and it opened on Dershowitz's floor, where his daughter was waiting. Dershowitz starts berating his daughter from down the hall to hold the elevator. She's trying to do the right thing and let my dad go down, but Dershowitz keeps yelling, saying the limo is waiting downstairs and they are late and to hold the fucking elevator. My dad finally gets pissed off, gets off the elevator, and tells Dershowitz that he can have it. By this time Dershowitz's daughter is in tears. On the way outside the building, my dad sees Dershowitz, who says he is sorry. My dad replies that he should be apologizing to his daughter instead.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Sunday, 20 August 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

that's

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― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 20 August 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

my brother asked me if he should take some course about morality or something from mr. dershowitz and i was like UHH NO THAT GUY SUCKS

is that the team-taught course that's packed to the rafters?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 21 August 2006 13:16 (nineteen years ago)

I saw Paula Abdul naked at a spa a couple years ago. It was sort of scary.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 21 August 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

I hope she didn't pee in the hot tub!

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Monday, 21 August 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

I've seen Michael Ball pretending to be naked, in a flesh-coloured thong.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Monday, 21 August 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

xpost gabnebb i think it does have more than one instructor but i don't know anything else about it other than DERSHOWITZ teaching a class about morality?

― nazi bikini (harbl), Monday, 21 August 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

this is the one I'm, er, thinking of, so maybe it isn't the same.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 21 August 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

er, designer Isaac Mizrahi (is he a celeb?) at my health club

for maybe a second before averting my eyes

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 21 August 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

Vanessa Redgrave (Tennessee Williams play)

Chloe Sevigny (Joe Orton play, but only from the rear)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

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