Pictures of Celebs Looking Less than Perfect in Glossy Magazines - C or D?

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They seem to be becoming more and more commonplace - but are they a good thing or a bad thing?

MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 18 December 2003 08:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Since we get hilarious images like the Sex In The City lady looking like Dee Snider: Classic.

Øystein H-O (Øystein H-O), Thursday, 18 December 2003 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I suppose there is an argument that if one is in the public eye then they are fair game for this kind of thing, which might be fair enough. Also, they seem to be imperfect in more and more subtle ways - the caption will say isn't that hair/make-up/dress whatever terrible and I'll think "It looks fine to me". But then I am a bloke.

MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 18 December 2003 09:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Doesn't the sex and the city lady ALWAYS resemble Dee Snider, though?

M Carty (mj_c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm really of two minds on this sort of thing.

On one hand, if "ordinary, ordinary-looking people" get to see models and actresses without their makeup, and the airbrushing, and the lights, etc. etc. and get to see them as they really are - attractive, but basically ordinary people - then I can see how it's a good thing. The Beauty Standard isn't just twisted, it's totally unattainable. Even most celebrities don't look like their colour glossy magazine selves. In terms of destroying unrealistic body fascism, if we had more of it, it might be a positive thing.

However, on the other hand, more and more, it doesn't strike me as destroying body fascism, but reenforcing it. People look at these images with a sense of schadenfruende (god knows how to spell that) and nastiness, and that leads to the patently offensive "Oh my god, what a minger" reaction that we've seen far too much of around here lately.

I'd be happy if we could tone down ALL celebrity photos - ban airbrushing and photoshopping etc. - so we see them as they really are, ALL THE TIME.

But just printing the occasional spiteful "bad hair day/cellulite/poor fashion choice" snap just seems cruel.

HRH Queen Kate (kate), Thursday, 18 December 2003 09:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I get fed up with the way the lifestyles and foibles of celebs get into my brain, even though I don't actively seek any of it out, and I do sometimes feel resentment towards whoever is 'in' as a result, nevertheless, there does seem to be an element of real obnoxious and unneccessary cruelty about some of the stuff I see when standing in line at Tesco. Somebody is showing a bit of tummy roll when they lean over I THOUGHT EVERYBOY DID THAT, somebody has a spot EVERYBODY GETS SPOTS!! etc etc. It's a bit shit I think.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 18 December 2003 11:01 (twenty-one years ago)

the caption will say isn't that hair/make-up/dress whatever terrible and I'll think "It looks fine to me". But then I am a bloke.

oh my god. are you ME???

stevie (stevie), Thursday, 18 December 2003 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)

There was a pic of Holly Valance in heat, where she had a 'double crease' in her eyelid...

Yes, the 'no makeup/ordinary person'. No the 'ooh ink on her thumb/cellulite on her bum/unattractive chum/facial expression dumb/'

(I thought of another rhyme thought better of it..)

And falling over outside clubs, fair enough...

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 18 December 2003 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

but kate if all celeb photos and publicity materials had them w/o makeup etc why would they be celebrities? part of celebrity is necessarily putting on a sort of shtick, of which often heavy makeup etc etc is a big part...

amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 18 December 2003 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)

oh my god. are you ME???

dunno, but when I posted the question I imagined myself reading Heat with (say) Anna and Emma looking over my shoulder and responding "U CRAZY FULE!" to my "uh, what's the problem there, exactly? she looks fine to me"

MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 18 December 2003 11:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I was never a fan of Jenny McCarthy but I have to give her props for one talk show appearance where they put up her Cosmo cover and she took a big black marker to it and "put in" everything they airbrushed out, including the cheese on her thighs.

And I'm really glad Kate Winslet raised such a stink last winter when GQ put her on the cover and photoshopped her skinny, because when I saw that I thought, hey, aren't you the one who's always going on about how proud of your curves you are and here you are looking like you need a sandwich! but apparently she doesn't need a sandwich.

Catty (Catty), Thursday, 18 December 2003 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

everyone needs a sandwich, preferably without mayo though

amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 18 December 2003 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Put'em on a pedestal and then knock'em off it. My boyfriend hates this but I WUV IT.

nathalie (nathalie), Thursday, 18 December 2003 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Ppl are way too puritanical about this stuff. There may be more post-production gloss on photos, but the art of lighting is gone with black and white photography. You don't think Lauren Bacall *really* looked like that?
Heat's new obsession with stars 'in the raw' is fascinating, though: I think a lot of people still hold to the idea of 'classical' or 'authentic' beauty. Kate Moss clearly has this -- she never looks bad.
I'm more and more dubious about concept of 'body fascism', so may be off-message here.

Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 18 December 2003 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

the problem is often simply (haha "simply") aesthetic in that some kinds of gloss make people look stupid and bad

amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 18 December 2003 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate Moss clearly has this -- she never looks bad.

I don't know. I understand what you mean by this, in that she usually looks "natural" but I think that she never looks particularly healthy, and therefore good, either.

Body fascism, I agree, is a quite nebulous term, but it is still important to discuss and keep in mind.

I agree with beauty that *some kind of* idealisation is important. But it should be an *attainable* idealisation. Lauren Becall didn't look like that all the time, but in the studio, with the right makeup and lighting and focus, she did look like that, for the moment.

Photographs that have been DIGITALLY MANIPULATED to make the model's legs look longer, for example, to degree that would be frankly anatomically impossible without surgery, is bad and damaging. (Yes, this happens, you'd be shocked to hear things from former photo retouchers.) Because the model *never* looked like that, and never could look like that at *any* moment.

HRH Queen Kate (kate), Thursday, 18 December 2003 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

kate moss looks healthy to me, whatever it means to look healthy. she doesnt have liver spots or whatever. people can be healthy and thin, anyway, i know plenty of skinnier girls who are perfectly healthy, jesus.

amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 18 December 2003 12:08 (twenty-one years ago)

jesus was skinny too! and you dont see people complaining about him being manipulated into an unapproachable shape by goya or whomever.

amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 18 December 2003 12:09 (twenty-one years ago)

you may think they are perfectly healthy, but that's coz you don't see them come home and flake out on the sofa through exhaustion, or throw up in the bogs.

MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 18 December 2003 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

But you do see complaints about how Jesus has been moulded into certain ethnographic stereotypes by various different races. And why the Northern European blonde breck advert Jesus took precedence over any dark skinned dark haired, actually Jewish looking Jesus for so long...

This is not a debate about Kate Moss, anyway, sorry I responded to the red herring.

HRH Queen Kate (kate), Thursday, 18 December 2003 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

It's real Lynda Lee-Potter stuff. The best/worst/most OMG CANT THEY SUE!!! I saw recently was the huge cover strapline "CELEB MUTTON DRESSED AS LAMB".

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 18 December 2003 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Those kinds bother me, Tom. That's when it becomes nasty and exploitative, because it's promoting and preserving the body fascism status quo.

HRH Queen Kate (kate), Thursday, 18 December 2003 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)

current fashion seems to exacerbate the tendency for ppl wearing fashionable clothes to look less than perfect. Contrast today with tighter, more revealing fashions to times (say, late 80s, early 90s) of baggier less revealing clothes and this becomes apparent. Even a quite skinny girl can appear fat at present due to gap between top and trousers, exaggerated by low-slung trousers. They appear to have a roll of fat when they don't.

MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 18 December 2003 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm skinny as fuck, like Richey Manic, and I have the consitution of an ox. Photographs that have been DIGITALLY MANIPULATED to make the model's legs look longer, for example, to degree that would be frankly anatomically impossible without surgery, is bad and damaging. Indeed -- check Atomic Kitten last vid for an egregious example.

Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 18 December 2003 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah it does me a bit - it's policing standards of behaviour/beauty, cf. all those HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE things though in those cases at least the people involved have been chump enough to actually ask for it. Looking at those mags you'd think the world was one huge Calum thread and I'm guessing to some people it is.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 18 December 2003 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Mind you I've been lured in a few times - once Heat had "WHICH CELEBRITY HAS A WEBBED FOOT?" as its tagline and there was no way I could resist that.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 18 December 2003 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm guessing to some people it is

unfortunately so, Tico, it reminds me of when I was talking to someone who lurks here occasionally tho never posts and he told me that he was bored with ILX's Big Brother threads cf other boards coz we just weren't rude enough abt the contestants.

MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 18 December 2003 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I read heat. I used to read the new statesman, london review of books, etc, but they're all rub. I've gotten over my problems with it. I'd love to work for heat. I also watch a lot of reality tv. I don't feel its affected my moral compass, or my deas about beauty, particularly.

Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 18 December 2003 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not saying Heat is the enemy or it's turning its readers into idiots - this is plainly not the case - this particular trend seems either cruel or staggeringly petty though and it's hard for me not to have mixed feelings about it. It's not actually Heat that's the worst example, it's the upstart post-Heat mags who are playing the Star and Sport to Heat's Sun.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 18 December 2003 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to like Heat a lot more than I do now. Before it turned into an aren't-Sadie-Frost's-clothes-great/look-like-Geri-in-three-easy-steps type mag. The underlying concept seems about the same,
but it's like Liquid News without Christopher Price - something's not quite the same but I can't work out just what's wrong with it. It seems like nu-Heat is playing the Star and Sport to old-Heat.

But maybe that's just me.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 18 December 2003 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

(haha I always thought it was rub and TIME WILL PROVE ME CORRECT!!)

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 18 December 2003 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Heat used to be fine as it would let you know what progs you might otherwise miss.. Now it just goes on about corrie/eastenders like all the other mags and papers do...

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 18 December 2003 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm keeping the faith, whatever, nu-heat is fine by me.

Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 18 December 2003 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never liked heat. It makes me feel a little sick, like eating a whole bag of marshmallows in one go. I stopped reading it when they used the cover line 'Posh Spice waits at airport'. Oh fuck off.

I'm not very keen on the 'ring of shame/ celeb cringe/ whatever' style either. Firstly, as a reader, it bores me. It also leaves a bad taste in my mouth, I think it's malicious and bitchy towards the celebrity, encourages body fascism in readers and it's bloody hypocritical. So all these writers and paparatizzo are beauties down from Mount Olympus? No, bollocks are they. Right now they are probably laying into Geri Halliwell for wearing Ugg boots with last year's Chloe, whilst wearing no make up, red eyes from a hangover and one of the heels comming off their Top Shop stilleteos.

I also think it's lazy journalism. Use pages better please.

Anna at toby's (tsg20), Thursday, 18 December 2003 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Right now they are probably laying into Geri Halliwell for wearing Ugg boots with last year's Chloe, whilst wearing no make up, red eyes from a hangover and one of the heels comming off their Top Shop stilleteos.

I think that's a good thing; sneering at fashion is healthy. Surely your sneering at 'Top Shop stilletoes' is exactly the same kind of snobbery? As for celeb worship, I don't find it any more objectionable than, say, the Observer's (Exclusive Sontag Article=no more interesting than Beyonce's style tips IMHO), it's just worshipping slightly diff slebs. And most media outlets use horrendoes boostery gush about every damn thing.

Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 18 December 2003 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually Enrique apart from the Geri-related work, the above is a description of myself at this present time. (I forgot to mention the massive bag of Kettle Chips though). Don't you think it's at all hypocrictical for encouraging thousands of people to both feel bad about themselves and laugh at one person when you yourself are often a bit of a mess too?

Anna at Toby's (tsg20), Thursday, 18 December 2003 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't read the observer anymore!! Hooray!!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 18 December 2003 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't you think it's at all hypocrictical for encouraging thousands of people to both feel bad about themselves and laugh at one person when you yourself are often a bit of a mess too?

Yeah, but I dunno if heat *does* have that effect on people. Mileage may vary, but personally I feel more patronized reading Observer/Dazed/Voice/other ILX faves than I do reading heat.

Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 18 December 2003 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

a question this is begs is -does the existence of these pictures help or hinder the careers of the individuals concerned or make no difference either way. There is a trite phrase "any publicity is good publicity". Obviously this isn't true - e.g. if someone is accused of a criminal act it can harm their career even if they are acquitted because "mud sticks", and celebs can commit career suicide by collaborating with the wrong ppl or making a film, record or whatever which is absolutely panned. But of course apart from these obvious extreme e.g.s it is better to be in the public eye than not. So where do these pictures leave the stars depicted therein? If someone has a saintly ability to keep themselves looking immaculate at all times, or a sly ability to avoid the attentions of the paparazzi, is their career helped or hindered as a result? Indeed, can we find any way of telling one way or the other?

MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 18 December 2003 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Mileage may vary, but personally I feel more patronized reading Observer/Dazed/Voice/other ILX faves than I do reading heat.

the difference lies in what these various publications are trying to be, and the market they are aiming for.

MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 18 December 2003 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

It's mostly pre-arranged with their agent, i think. Those publications are trying to be what? Life-threateningly smug?

Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 18 December 2003 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

It has some kind of effect on me and Ithink I'm fairly balanced (others may beg to differ, but that's not the point). If skinny Gwyneth Paltrow is being mocked for a tiny teeny roll of fat that escaped the yoga, then I think 'good God, what must they think of ME!?' and vow never to wear a bikini again. (I am not a big girl, rationally I know my figure's okay, but the ideaof there beingthis big judging hand out there... Like the lottery hand crossed with Nelson from The Simpsons. 'Look at you. Ha ha.')

Anna at Toby's (tsg20), Thursday, 18 December 2003 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

in the case of the observer, trying to be life-threatenlingly boring I ph34r. All I read now is Sound-onSound, Terroriser and the Guardian, which I cannot quite shake.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 18 December 2003 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

That's fair play, if it does have that effect, then I'd avoid. That said, my g/f, who's not a very confident person, does read heat (and about a 100weight of other mags that REALLY enjoy buying at newsagents for her). I kind of enjoy it at a distance, perhaps. Less harsh than popbitch at any rate.

Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 18 December 2003 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

trying to be life-threatenlingly boring I ph34r

in reality, trying to be informative, authorative and highbrow, so it comes across as lofe-threateningly boring perhaps. Of course Heat doesn't try to be any of those things and therefore is never boring, even tho the content might make some ppl wince.

MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 18 December 2003 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Although I have a subscription to Heat I don't really give this much thought... the way I interpret these things is that the mag is saying 'look, civilians, these women have nothing to do all day but get personally trained / oxygen facialled / sculpted / personal chef-ed and they STILL have zits / wobbles. hurray!' When I saw the Heat staff pic in one edition they weren't dazzlingly beautiful, sure, but then it's not their job to be dazzlingly beautiful. Heat is getting worse for this, though, it's constant themed 'celebs with spots / bad hair / too much makeup' these days.

Emma, Thursday, 18 December 2003 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

therefore is never boring

Oh but God it is. You can read it in about three minutes, it has absolutley nothing to hold your attention. (Okay, I care very little about C-list celebs, don't really watch much TV and hate J.Lo with a passion, I'm not their target audience, even though my age and gender would say otherwise to market researchers.I think I actively dislike it because it makes me feel left out of my gender. I'm not really a tomboy at all, but heat makes me feel like I should be. And then I get cross and start to think women are stupid for this pathetic obsession with looking like Rachael Stevens and then I feel like a bad feminist. Sisters, come back to me.)

Anna at toby's (tsg20), Thursday, 18 December 2003 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

If it helps Anna, I don't think Rachel Stevens is all that (regardless of her webbed feet). In fact heat had a pic of her from about 10 years ago in a Shaders & Toners ad and boy if the people who voted her Sexiest Woman Ever saw that they'd change their minds (aside from the fact that she was about 13). There are bits of Heat that I like and bits I don't. I do think it's going downhill though.

Emma, Thursday, 18 December 2003 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think most readerz take it serious like that, or want to look like Rachel Stevens (not that that's any worse than wanting to look like, say, Scarlett Johanssen).

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Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 18 December 2003 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

in reality, trying to be informative, authorative and highbrow, so it comes across as lofe-threateningly boring perhaps

Yeah, but I read the saturday guardian weekend bit, which I presume has the same philosophy behind it, for example, usually has really interesting stuff in there, in fact I thought there were some really outstanding pieces in the last year. The Observer equivalent is so bloody dull though! and the same goes for the rest of the paper. I used to really enjoy reading it in the past, but not anymore.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 18 December 2003 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

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Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 18 December 2003 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, I care very little about C-list celebs

Just for calling them c-list, shows you care, at least, what kind of celebrities they are...

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 18 December 2003 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

It's kind of my job to care a bit. Maybethis is why I don't care very much outside work.

Anna (Anna), Thursday, 18 December 2003 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)


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