Looking at a lovely pair of legs

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Okay, so you see a girl walking down the street with nice legs and a reasonably short skirt. Being the polite and evolved person you are, you studiously ignore the legs, or at least don't ogle them. However, seemingly every other person doesogle them - their eyes filled with lust and/or envy. Is this normal behavior, or is it lizard-brained actions of the iffy-est kind?

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Biting Calum's posting style -- c/d?

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i hate it when you're on a bus and cute girl gets off and you think about turning your head to catch another glimpse but find about four other blokes are doing the exact same thing and they all look like utter gimps haha.

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Nick makes fun of me for ogling other women. Like, the other day we're at this outdoor mall, and this girl passes that I swear looked just like someone I went to middle school with. So as she passes I stare at her and turn around, watching her walk away, trying to figure out if it's her or not. Of course, Nick is just like, "Hey! Were you just staring at that girl's ass?!!"

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

we can talk about men's legs as well - for women who watch the football for that reason only (do they exist or is this a fictitious stereotype?)

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Personally, I find it appalling. I feel like going up to them, slapping them and telling them grow up.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

My response to this question is that my girlfriend is hot.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 19 December 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

On tuesday this happened as I was talking to my friend Stephen, the conversation just hung in the air and was like "eh......" as we both ogled. I hate to be that sort of guy but I can't deny it.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I can confirm that women DO watch football for the blokes legs. I know this cos I asked my friend Jane, and she told me.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

AH LURVE YAH HUR-NEH

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/walking2.jpg

― TOMBOT, Friday, 19 December 2003 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

you look good there, tom.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

You are so getting smacked tonight.

― Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Honestly that photograph is the only thing I could think of after reading this thread. I used to be a terrible ogler, really rampant and obvious. Extremely sappy comment about how I have changed deleted.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 19 December 2003 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

insert whip-crack noise...here.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

BURN!!

― Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

haha at least he has something to be whipped by

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

other than a crushing sense of self-loathing

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh well now I just want to give you all hugs, what the hell. This thread is like my daily mood swings encapsulated in four posts.

― Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Three posts. Shit.

― Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Sarah makes me look at girls breasts sometimes too.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Now we will have 32 jokes about how terrible that must be for you.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 19 December 2003 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you yelling something at the pair of legs in question? Or just ogling? Because if the latter, it is likely that no one will notice/care.

― mouse, Friday, 19 December 2003 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

He is waiting to shout "I had a dream about you last night"

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Stop, look and listen baby that's my philosophy
If you're rubberneckin' baby well that's all right with me
Stop, look and listen baby that's my philosophy
It's called rubberneckin' baby but that's all right with me
Some people say I'm wasting time, but they don't really know
I like what I see, I see what I like, it gives me such a glow

― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to point out other men to my boyfriends. I think they would've been a lot happier if I was pointing out girls breasts.

― Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Personally, I find it appalling. I feel like going up to them, slapping them and telling them grow up.

I don't know why, but I thought for a split second that you were talking about running up to the WOMEN and slapping them for having gorgeous legs. It was horrifying (and therefore funny).

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

get out of my dreams
and into my car

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

excuse me miss
i'm the shit
you should come
and hang with me
basically

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Jaysus Christ Ally is, like, the tallest woman in the world!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

jess is taller than me.

― Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

and my boobs are bigger.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Jaysus Christ Ally comes with Communion Wafer Throwing Stars! Feel the voib, heathens!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I've heard this Jess girl is way hott.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

she'll give it up for a cup of coffee and a couple spiced wafers.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

[insert inappropriate image from Google search here]

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess don't rub it in that my breasts are stagnating :(

OK seriously, I am trying not to tell this story but I'm going to anyway. I was going down the street once towards 5th Ave, I was a bit thinner then but I was wearing that skirt up in the photo above, black boots and a black sweater. So this taxi driver is following me down the street (not following as in stalking, I mean he had to go down that street too), HANGING HIS HEAD OUT THE WINDOW shouting terrible come ons. I'm just ignoring him completely, my aunt who was with me was telling him to fuck off which was pretty funny, but he is SO preoccupied with this that when he hits 5th Ave, he misses the fact that there is a red light and bam! Massive car accident.

I think my aunt and I almost pissed ourselves right there on the street we were laughing so hard.

And that is why you should never ogle wimmin folks in an obvious way. You'll end up in a neckbrace.

― Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

(Please someone help me; what is the best way to get the phrase "breasts filled with ennui" out of one's head?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

masturbate, which is the answer to 90% of your posts i think, dan.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Right-o!

... Dammit. Any other suggestions?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I think, anyway, that the moral of the thread is that everyone knows you are doing it whether you are subtle or obvious but the key to actually not irritating the shit out of every woman within 5 miles of you into never wanting to have sex with you ever is to have the decency to try to hide this behavior.

Alternately get drunk and grab some random girl you just met's tits in front of a bunch of people, cos that works too.

― Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

works = kneed in the groin, right?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

About 3 years ago, a hot chestnut salesman referred to my g/f as "you with the legs". We weren't buying anything from him, just walking past and he felt compelled to say hello. Of sorts.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't recall kneeing him in the groin, no, Jess.

― Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

did the "you" refer to you or your girlfriend?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Meanwhile you were checking out the 'hot' chestnut salesman.

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

chestnut salesmen roasting on an open fire

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 19 December 2003 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Then they all lezzed up. I hope.

― Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i have the urge to make all sorts of bad t&a puns STOP ME I AM NU-ILX

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 December 2003 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

hey, can I put my conkers on your dangly bit?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 19 December 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Please, please tell me that is how all British sexual interactions go.

― Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

What the fuck is a chestnut salesmaan?? And they call us Brits eccentric...

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 19 December 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

do you like my jubblies, william? i see they are making sir didimus stand at full attention.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 December 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally -- exactly, in full tweeds.

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 19 December 2003 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

hey, can I put my conkers on your dangly bit?

This is precisely what Maggie Smith said to Jim Broadbent.

― HOW'S THAT FOR A MENTAL IMAGE???? (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 December 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Oi, this is tops! Oh, yes, just like that. Cor!

― Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

See, it comes out nice to have your photo taken when you are WALKING! Thanks, Tombot.

― felicity (felicity), Friday, 19 December 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

How did I miss this thread? I have a bit of a problem when it comes to looking too long at random women. My straight girl friends aren't too fond of that habit. What can I say, you know?

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 19 December 2003 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

The nastiest thing is when you catch yourself ogling legs, and you descend into a pit of self-loathing. Or is that just me?

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Saturday, 20 December 2003 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to descned into a pit of self loathing but these days I just accept that I'm a nasty old lech.

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 20 December 2003 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not old enough to be a nasty old lech, and being a nasty young lech = being young.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Saturday, 20 December 2003 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

(Please someone help me; what is the best way to get the phrase "breasts filled with ennui" out of one's head?)

http://www.museosatira.it/1999/levine/img/kissinger.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 20 December 2003 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Sing the enst line of course.

"Then I turn and see,
your fabulous face . . ."

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Saturday, 20 December 2003 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&uid=UIDMISS70311271218120917&sql=H767756

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 22 December 2003 10:26 (twenty-one years ago)

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