cross-cultural eubonics

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San Francisco is a multi-cultural city, granted. But it really starts to bug me when I hear Asian men speaking Cantonese and interjecting “ma, nigga” or Caucasian suits out in front of the strip club I work at “I’m not down wid dat homie, I’m goin back to da crib”…does that piss you off too? Is this pluralism and equality fostered by the crossover potentia of Outkast? It’s really draining me.

Vacillating temp (Vacillating temp), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

It bugs me when greasers say "Rock n Roll"!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

you're in LA right?

Vacillating temp (Vacillating temp), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi, James - long time no see!

Kerry (dymaxia), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Tut! Tut! If you wish to attract the right sort of Googlers you must rectify your terminology. Should that not be ebonics, a widespread creole, as contrasted with eubonics, which is I know not what? Given this simple but necessary correction, we may confidently expect an influx of right-minded ebonics-deplorers of the desired stripe.

Aimless, Friday, 19 December 2003 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

what strip club do you work at? I thought you were a temp! What the hell kind of temp job is that?????

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

but yes, even though some of my dear friends say "word" and "yo" regularly it annoys the shit out of me because it sounds so affected. I suppose we could cross link this with the Negro speech thread on ILM but oh how we should not.

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it when you talk like a game show host, this eubonics?

Chris 'Knuckle Deep' V. (Chris V), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

ebonics isn't a creole, it's a dialect of english. ebonics is also a stupid word. stick with black english. anyway, in america black english slang has always been the origin of a lot of standard english slang. who do you think was saying stuff was "cool" first?

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

one of my part time jobs is parking cars at larry flynt's hastler club (read a collection of drunken idiots)

hey Kerry! nice to see you around these parts!

Vacillating temp (Vacillating temp), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't stand it when beatniks start talking about "jazz" and "cool".

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, well, beatniks suck

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe eubonics is like verbal eugenics..i made up a new word! i made up a new word!

Vacillating temp (Vacillating temp), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

My friends say "word" and "yo" and "hella" and "bling" and all that crap more than anybody I know and we are all white boys from the south. Shit be hilarious when my boy anthony gets his lean on and starts muttering phrases from rap songs like "incarcerated scarfaces!!"

I think the asian gangsta ("chigger", ugh) phenomenon was one of my favorite parts of the Californian cultural spectrum. I was also a big fan of the Cholos, but it doesn't appear that much of their subcultural customs have leaked out.

The military is packed to gills with people from all sorts of backgrounds who all talk like rappers to each other, it was good times.

TOMBOT, Friday, 19 December 2003 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Why speak when you can grunt, sneer or smile?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I think a reasonable case can be made that ebonics is a creole. As John Rickford, a professor of linguistics at Stanford University, writes:

"The genesis of Ebonics lies in the distinctive cultural background and relative isolation of African Americans, which originated in the slaveholding South. Many African slaves, in acquiring English, developed a pidgin language--a simplified fusion of English and African languages--from which Ebonics evolved....A pidgin language emerges to facilitate communication between speakers who do not share a language; it becomes a creole language when it takes root and becomes the primary tongue among its users."

I don't think there is anything astonishing or particularly controversial about this position.

Aimless, Friday, 19 December 2003 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Lot's of punk/metal skater kids in SoCal went for the cholo look in the '80s, a la Suicidal Tendencies.

Also, does "hella" have its origins in Black English? I always thought it was just lazy California stoner talk.

Nemo (JND), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

What about when smalltown rural kids (like 12 year olds from West Marin) wear big parkas, baggy jeans and talk like thugs? And then at five they have to go feed the organic goats for their mother, Rain Shadow.

andy, Friday, 19 December 2003 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

hella is totally just northern cali dialect. nothing erm "ebonic" about it at all.

also "yo" i think is pretty cross-cultural and widespread.

and people saying "word" is just FUNNY.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I keep waiting, in vain, for the slang to start flowing in the opposite direction. There's nothing funnier than a street gang member saying the following:

"Well, I went down to the Shady Maple with Chas for a forward looking discussion.... Regarding some changes in the relational database software... so, to, y'know, optimize it for our new journalling filesystem... but he sez... get this... he's under an NDA and can't discuss any part of the journalling filesystem with me. Doesn't that just burn your shorts? I mean, dooood!...we went to the same business prep school, ferpetessake! You'd think that would count for something!"

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it we be even funnier if it was some guy from the barrio with the bandana down over his eyebrows...and a heavy, nasal North Dakota accent.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Agree with Sterling, people saying word is funny, it's a useful conversational tool, there's no really good rival to it for when you enthusiastically agree with someone.

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

also "yo" i think is pretty cross-cultural and widespread.
Yeah. Wasn't that an army thing, from WWII or somesuch?

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

and custos ppl. DO adopt fake-"proper" talk all the time, appropriately exaggerated for comic effect.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

and not just ppl. who speak ahem "ebonics" (can we strangle this term please please please?) as their regular dialect neither.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"chigger"? wow!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 19 December 2003 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

custos ppl. you mean custodians?

Vacillating temp (Vacillating temp), Friday, 19 December 2003 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this the first time you've heard "chigger"?

Leee Marvin (Leee), Saturday, 20 December 2003 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Dammit, I can't find the thread wherein we addressed Wexicans and Afreckerwoods.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 20 December 2003 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think there is anything astonishing or particularly controversial about this position.

no, there isn't, except that the evidence isn't there to make it a plausible explanation in the case of black english. there just aren't that many features of black english that can't be traced to various old world english dialects, just like standard american english. they're not the same ones that standard english ended up with, but they still come from the same pool of dialects. are there some features of black english that can be traced back to african languages? sure. but then standard english has features of non-english languages too... that doesn't make it a creole either.

mind you, there's no politics behind this. it's just linguistics. for a variety of reasons, english speakers tend to magnify dialectal differences that in the greater scheme of the world's languages aren't particularly noteworthy. standard american english and black english just aren't that distinct in terms of dialects. there are far better examples of true creoles in the US... gullah for example, or michif.

-fh

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Saturday, 20 December 2003 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

My co-worker's girlfriend is a dominatrix who also workspart-time at The Lusty Lady.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 20 December 2003 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

is she the one that did the stripper unionization film?

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Saturday, 20 December 2003 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 20 December 2003 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Gullah is indeed a much better example of a creole than ebonics. This does not clarify how to classify ebonics. Definitional boundaries in linguistics are necessarily fuzzy. Because of this fact, politics will always play a role in whether a linguistic group will be defined as a language or a dialect, by imposing the semblance of clarity where none exists. A friend of mine more familiar with linguistics than I am, states it as a truism that "sometimes a language is just a dialect that flies a national flag."

Whenever you find yourself saying, "mind you, there's no politics behind this. it's just linguistics" I would give the matter a closer look and a second thought. Just as there is potency in whether maps show the Northern or Southern hemisphere ascendant, whether one speaks a language of one's own or a dialect of a more powerful group is a potent political question.

While I am certain there is no malice behind your conclusion, nor racism in any malicious sense, this question cannot be divorced from politics, try as you might. Good faith, while it is the best one can do in such cases, is not sufficient to remove politics from the matter. It shall cling to any conclusion you draw, regardless.

Aimless, Saturday, 20 December 2003 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

and custos ppl. DO adopt fake-"proper" talk all the time, appropriately exaggerated for comic effect.
To Sterling: I've never seen or heard someone "from the street" talking like that "in real life". I've seen Dave Chappelle do something like that, once, as a joke, for roughly 10 seconds. But I've never have -- though always longed for -- the opportunity to overhear two gangbangers talking about "P/E Ratios" and "synergy"

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 20 December 2003 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

While I am certain there is no malice behind your conclusion, nor racism in any malicious sense, this question cannot be divorced from politics, try as you might.

Sure it can. Black English is most accurately classified as a non-creole dialect. Believe me, I am well aware of the difficulty of neatly classifying languages, but Black English isn't really a borderline case. Have creoles influenced it? Sure. Did it once have more features taken from creole languages? Yep. Is it a creole? No, it isn't.

-fh

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Saturday, 20 December 2003 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i find it hard to believe that motherfucking CUSTOS of all people has never been mocked with the stereotypical corny white guy voice!!

lord calypsos farrakahn, Saturday, 20 December 2003 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

really theres actually two voices, the royal lord autumn j. higginsbottom one (a final modernist nail in the coffin of 'proper english'? i mean in 2003 using exact definitions and correct enunciation is like having a waxed moustache or one of those bicycles with the one big front wheel) and then more commonly this overstated cali surfer duuuuude speak, which is invariably much funnier (somehow i think doubt custos grasps the mockery element of either of these, as evidenced by his segregationist, geir-like amusement at whenever he thinks hes caught black ppl going against 'their nature' in the same way ppl like calenders with kittens dressed in tuxedoes or driving miniature porsches ie aww it thinks it's human!!)

grand dragon kkkustos, Saturday, 20 December 2003 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

(cf that issue from xxl a couple months back for an m.o.p. interview with lil fame doing the white guy surfer voice)

davo dukington, Saturday, 20 December 2003 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

The endorsement of 'word' in this thread restores my faith in humanity.

oops (Oops), Sunday, 21 December 2003 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

once i went to the record store and guru from gang starr was there and he shook my hand and said, "How's it going, dooood?" I don't actually like being called dude. i was the only white guy in the store though, maybe he was trying to make me feel at home.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 21 December 2003 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i find it hard to believe that motherfucking CUSTOS of all people has never been mocked with the stereotypical corny white guy voice!!
I already DID the self-mock with all three of my posts on this thread.

also, this thread needs 'sucka' to do his Sir Chauncey Q Umblestoat III impression.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 21 December 2003 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i find it hard to believe that motherfucking CUSTOS of all people has never been mocked with the stereotypical corny white guy voice!!
I already DID the self-mock with all three of my posts on this thread.

(somehow i think doubt custos grasps the mockery element of either of these, as evidenced by his segregationist, geir-like amusement at whenever he thinks hes caught black ppl going against 'their nature' in the same way ppl like calenders with kittens dressed in tuxedoes or driving miniature porsches ie aww it thinks it's human!!)
The poster of this comment is suffering from delusions of telepathy again.
Also, You are assuming that you can categorize my mentality by assuming that my mind is as narrow and as your own.
Also, You must realize that this "black ppl going against their nature" nonsense is a fiction within YOUR brain. Not mine.
Got it?
When you're done pretending to be God, and you step down off your lofty pedestal, we'll discuss this like gentlemen.

*sigh*
also, this thread needs 'sucka' to do his Sir Chauncey Q Umblestoat III impression.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 21 December 2003 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Sure it can.

It appears that's settled then... as the builders said shortly after completing the tower of Pisa.

Aimless, Sunday, 21 December 2003 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

davo you forgot the third voice -- the actual fancyvocab proper businesspeak "i'll show you how smart i *am*" sillyvoice which i think was actually stolen from the businesstalk in mobster movies. "excuse me ma'am, i find it disconcerting that your collegues in store security have taken it on themselves to place us under such intense observation. my associates and i were simply perusing your fine selection of housewares."

this is sorta the lord shtick but without the heavy accent and instead done in generic-accent newscaster voice. (aka middle-class l.a. which is the normative national tone).

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 21 December 2003 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

It appears that's settled then... as the builders said shortly after completing the tower of Pisa.

Let's not get confused here. Black English today is not a creole. Was it in the past? Maybe. I don't think so, but I'm not an expert on the subject and it's certainly somthing linguists disagree about. I'm a big fan of John McWhorter, who is a student of John Rickford, so I'm actually kinda curious to explore the creolist position regarding the origins of Black English. But saying it's a creole now is where I'd say "no, that's just wrong."

whether one speaks a language of one's own or a dialect of a more powerful group is a potent political question.

Yeah, but since the distinction is linguistically meaningless, it's not a good basis for making a political stand. The real truth about dialects is that everybody has one, and one isn't really any better than another in any qualitative way. The dialect spoken by the most favored social group is usually going to become the model for the prestige dialect in that society. Not because of any particular quality it has, mind you, but merely because of who is speaking it.

A speaker of Black English insisting it is a separate language in itself and a speaker of Standard English insisting their own dialect is the correct one and all others are wrong or inferior are two sides of the same coin because neither position has any factual basis. My position here is that people ought to learn a bit about how language actually works before they use it as a springboard for politics.

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Sunday, 21 December 2003 08:39 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
I've never seen or heard someone "from the street" talking like that "in real life". I've seen Dave Chappelle do something like that, once, as a joke, for roughly 10 seconds. But I've never have -- though always longed for -- the opportunity to overhear two gangbangers talking about "P/E Ratios" and "synergy"
-- Lord Custos Omicron (l.custo...), December 20th, 2003.

_, Monday, 3 October 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

"eubonics"?

The Ghost of Fuer Sicher, Mein Nichter (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 October 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/29/AR2005092901881_pf.html

this unfunny gene weingarten column today reminded me of lord custos

_, Monday, 3 October 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

i like weingarten sometimes but lately it seems like hes tryna prove that he doesnt actually understand whats funny, cf.

Laurel, Md.: Hypothetical humor question:

Suppose one had never heard them as children. How funny would "That was no lady, that was my wife" or "A fireman wears red suspenders to hold his pants up" be if we heard them for the first time as adults?

Gene Weingarten: "That was no lady, that was my wife," never was funny. I can categorically state this. It cannot be deconstructed as humor.

_, Monday, 3 October 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

i like custos sometimes too though

_, Monday, 3 October 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

Gene Weingarten: The best Post comic right now is Dilbert. Alas, no one can find it anymore BECAUSE SOME IDIOT MOVED IT TO THE FINANCIAL PAGES.

.....

_, Monday, 3 October 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

this is a funny custos post, from when reagan died-

OMG!
The Great Necrommunicator!

-- Lord Custos Omicron (l.custo...), June 12th, 2004.

_, Monday, 3 October 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

Who cares?

pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Monday, 3 October 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)


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