"I singlehandedly captured OSAMA bin Laden. *pause* He was a faggot. He grabbed my ass!"

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Jen, Martin, Donut Bitch and I heard this while waiting at a bus stop tonight in Seattle. We were filled with much joy.

― Ned at Martin/Jen's place (mushrush), Sunday, 21 December 2003 07:16 (twenty-one years ago)

C***m was in Seattle tonight?

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 21 December 2003 07:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Sure it wasn't the Prez?

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Sunday, 21 December 2003 07:42 (twenty-one years ago)

It's even better than when one of my friends rudely refused changed to a blindish man on Broadway in Seattle, in which the blindish man followed "Well, sir, Jesus loves you, ....(you annoying little SHIT!)"

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 21 December 2003 08:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, the guy was really pissed off about Osama grabbing his ass! Earnestly!

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 21 December 2003 08:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Some girl tried to get in a catfight with Ally over my shirt. Beat that, left coasters.

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 21 December 2003 08:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Can I grab it instead?

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 21 December 2003 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Over a shirt?

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Sunday, 21 December 2003 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Was it a nice shirt?

― ModJ (ModJ), Sunday, 21 December 2003 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

A special elven shirt.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 21 December 2003 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i dreamed that me & my friends captured saddam last night! except it was more like he'd captured us. it was really scary! he showed me some guns & torture instruments & said that he didnt likr normal sex, he liked to cut holes in people with a knife & stick his thing in there. at the end of the dream these guys (US marines?) busted in & shot him. a relief 'cause i dunno how we were gonna deal w. him.

― duane, Monday, 22 December 2003 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

A special elven shirt.

I read this as "A seven eleven shirt."

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 22 December 2003 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, over a shirt. Bitch was crazy. I'm like, you cannot have it because I gave it to him, and she's like, "I will fight you. The winner gets the shirt and the loser gets the man," which I'm sure made Tom feel really special. Some other dude in the club grabbed my ass really blatantly, like not just grabbing it, like totally feeling me up, and made lewd comments about one of my tattoos, while Tom was sitting next to me talking to me. This is seriously the best club ever.

― Allyzay, Monday, 22 December 2003 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

This sounds like every Orange County nightclub I've ever been to.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

It's exactly like Riddler's except gun free.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Also more white people.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

For the love of g-d, where was this?

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

At the bus stop on my way home today, there was a homeless dude asking for change, but in between innocent bystanders, he would open up his arms and sing very loudly a la Biz Markie "Just a Friend", except the lyrics were like "something something I am The George W. Bush ASSASSINATOR.. TOR.. TOR.. THE ASSASSIN... OOOO YEAH! I AM HIM... I AM THE ONE, BABY. THE ONE THAT WILL KILL HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 21 February 2004 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, for crying out loud, even our HOMELESS people are TERRORIST PINKO LIBERALS!

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 21 February 2004 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

A cloaking robe of elvenkind
hangs in my wardrobe behind...

Thank you, Marcy Playground, for explaining the special value of the aforementioned shirt.

― Skottie, Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:11 (twenty-one years ago)

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