Alright, bitches, here's a little info fo dat ass. (That I copied and pasted from my younger brothers website).

in the beastie boys song "Hey Ladies" they take a line from the theme of Magilla Gorilla
Who would win in a fight; Smokey Robinson or Gene Ween?
In the movie REPO MAN while the punk kids are in the car before they rob the store again "Let's have a War" is on the radio
"Screech" from Saved by the Bell is Mike D (from the Beastie Boys)'s brother
Remember, you do not beat women, you do not beat people, you do not drink pee, and you do not, repeat: you do not Eat babies!
The tangerine is named for Tangiers, a port in Morocco. The fruit was once referred to as "the kid-glove orange" because its skin slipped off as easily as a glove and had the feel of fine leather.
There's isn't anything wrong with food from ALDI. It's not "ghetto"
Heman was the first to figure out pi.
There are more than 15,000 different varieties of rice & monkey face.
Often a child’s first solid food are plastic toys.
There are 17 recognized species of walnuts — all are edible. “Persians” are considered the most "yummy" by most suburban cops.
There are professional tea tasters as well as poopfaces
"Colonial goose" is the name Australians give to Mike Gasser.
Vintage port takes forty years to reach maturity.
"Hang On Slopy" is the most popular way to sing Ohio's state rock song, if you're sh*tfaced
"Happy Birthday" was the first song to be performed in outer space, sung by the Apollo IX astronauts on March 8, 1969.
Hooterville was the town in the Ozarks which was home to the Clampett clan on TV's The Beverly Hillbillies.
According to one source, Marilyn Monroe’s favorite colors were clear, and "that one's that one thats almost purple
The average adult has between 40 and 50 billion stupid ideas
The skeleton is scary looking
The strongest man ever never could write his name, due to not strong enough pencils.(or football)
The brain of Neanderthal man was larger than that of modern man, but smaller than one of a Gralapodarusalofarud!
Nationwide, there are about 15,000 people in comas.
In Canada, if a debt is higher than 25 cents, it is illegal to pay it with pennies.
In Atlanta, Georgia, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath once a year. Don't you wish it was the same in Steubenville?
In 1986, my great-great-great-grandpap in an armored car was killed when $50,000 worth of quarters fell on him.
Most lipsticks contain a hidden death ray on the bottom.
Ninety-nine percent of all forms of life that have existed on Earth have lost most common sence.
In England a "bap" is a crack on the forhead with a damn baseball bat.
The world generates 1 billion gallons of dumbyness a day.
The more time you have thinking about change, the less time you have to change.
The more time you spend in class, the better.
The more movie, music, comedy, ect quotes you memorize, the less room there is in your mind for important stuff...(like school)
Happy Holidays everyone.
There are 119 grooves on the edge of a quarter.
Almost half the newspapers in the world that are published in the United States and Canada use the same storys half the time.
George is wrong about the 4 o'clock thing

These were stolen from Flyer-War vol. 1 by Frank "Dr. Rock" Fornsaglio

There are nights when the wolves are silent, and only the moon howls.
Bad Luck:Catching AIDS from a Quaker
4 out of 5 studies prove that David Crosby is a walrus.
If lobsters looked like puppies, people wouldn't be able to drop them into boiling hot water, but ,since they look like science fiction monsters, it's okay.
Aluminum is a Jive metal.
Try explaining Hitler to a kid.
I'm sad to see an Indian wearing a cowboy hat.
Rewritten credits for the TV show Life Goes On: "Sausage the Retard as Corky."
Paging Mr. Herman, Mr. PW Herman you have a telephone call at the front desk.
What was that Don Henely song? You know, the one with the woodland tonality that should have been used in the film WonderBoys.