Anyone seen a manatee masturbate?

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a mate of mine has and says it's really funny.

― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 22 December 2003 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

can we come over later then?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 22 December 2003 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Nope, he doesn't have the video anymore. But apparently it whacks it's pecker withits fins and makes loud seal like noises. Hilarious!

― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 22 December 2003 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone seen a manatee danse?

― man, Monday, 22 December 2003 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I went on a dolphin-sex trip to Mexico after reading about it in Maxim. Mind-blowing; those fish are natural lovers... all for a handful of anchovies, too.

― andy, Monday, 22 December 2003 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

And they're not picky either. Y'now, it gets to a point in a guy's life where you don't care if she's a beauty-queen, or even if she's human, you know, as long as she's willing, and it's mostly free, these are the things which matter, know what i'm saying? Values, the important things in life. Security, Satisfaction, Sea-lions.

― Patrick Kinghorn, Monday, 22 December 2003 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Cheeeeeeeeeeee.... Cheeeeeeeee.....Chee-ka-ka-ka-ka... CheeeeeeReeeeeeeee....!!

― Flipper, Monday, 22 December 2003 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

oh sweet manatee
without dexterity:
a white plume
of serenity.

― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 22 December 2003 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

manatee
with no dexterity
surely this is a
temerity!

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 07:21 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

classic!

― Funny Frank, Thursday, 13 January 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

oh the hugh manatee

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:46 (twenty years ago)

When a doe-eyed lass blows you off one night only to insist that you call her the next

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

roffle @ Aaron, I just thought of that when I read this title! HAW

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 14 January 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

Hi Mandee, wherever you are.

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Friday, 14 January 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

dear god, NOOOOOOOO.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 14 January 2005 04:38 (twenty years ago)

:-!
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― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Friday, 14 January 2005 04:42 (twenty years ago)

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