if you had to start a C*l*m-esque thread

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what would your thread title be?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 22 December 2003 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

haha why the asterisks?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 22 December 2003 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

This was already addressed on my part.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 22 December 2003 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I dunno, I occasionally have questions of a personal or prurient nature I feel like asking, usually when I've just been to the toilet. I don't, though. I wonder if C**um can't bear to look at his own little man when he's peeing?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

"If you woke up one morning and found Rocco Baldelli sitting on your face, would you continue massaging his a-hole with your tongue, or would you get up to fix the nice man a cup of chamomile tea?"

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

if you can squeeze something in there about chris martin and/or ally then you've got a winner

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"If you woke up one morning and found Rocco Baldelli lovingly caressing your lips with a dildo modeled after Chris Martin's willy, would you bite it hard, or would you get Ally on the phone so she can hit him over the head with a big clown hammer?"

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe we should de-google this thread...

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

For some reason all those threads on I Love Music always remind me of that Mike Myers character on Saturday Nite Live who is always in the bathtub saying, "Don't look at my bum! I know you're looking at my bum!" (cheeky monkey)

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

shh mike he might see this and actually post here.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, at this rate, he's gonna be a moderator in two months.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know what's worse: that or the fact that it just wouldn't shock me.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I already started one, actually. It was probably in questionable taste, but I was in a particularly bad mood that day:

You wake up in a dinghy in the middle of the Atlantic to find you are being given a very aggressive handjob by Billy Idol...

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

That one is hard to beat.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is so funny it deserves a delurk.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Hooray, Lurex is still here! Lurking, but still here!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 08:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"Autofellatio: Would you do it if you could?"

― Leee Marvin (Leee), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 08:21 (twenty-one years ago)

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