If you HAD to be in a gay marriage...

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Who would you marry?

― sucka (sucka), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Johnny Depp.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

That was easy. Next!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

This girl I fell in love with about seven years ago. She's married to an attorney (female) in AZ I believe though. :(

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, me too. Oh wait no, David Bowie, or no, Jude Law.

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Johnny Depp is a pirate.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.doo-wop.com/elvis.gif

http://www.b-k-enterprises.com/images/elvis.jpg

― sucka (sucka), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, come on! You'd be married to a pirate! Who is rich and beautiful.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Johnny Depp is not beautiful. All you boyz should want to marry Bam or Andre 3000.

Retards.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I might marry Andree 3000 if Johnny was beautiful. Bam I am less keen on.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

That should so be busy instead of beautiful Freudian or what?!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, Nick, we all see yr love for Johnny straining against the thin fabric of yr trousers.

See Bam has a huge ramp and a Hummer though. Nice, huh?

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

A huge ramp is often something I look for in a man.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:41 (twenty-one years ago)

tom cruise. handsome, wealthy, seems like a nice sort of chap. i think we could out-last him and nicole.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

he's already in a gay marriage. AND he's a scientologist. pick again.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

There was a boy once I wanted to marry. We were good friends in high school and college and fooled around a bit. Now I rarely see him, and our lifestyles couldn't be more different: he dropped out of college and became a drifter, working odd jobs all across the country and scavenging and smoking pot. But you know, he was in town last night, and we went to a bar where he spun some records, and I couldn't help thinking I wanted to kiss him again.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I could go for Johnny. I'd make him buy a new pair of boots though. He's been wearing the same pair since jump street. Jude IS dreamy though....nah, he would be boring after awhile. Johnny would keep you laughing with his bad poetry.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

johnny depp? jude law? TOM CRUISE?!?

Men truly have bad taste in men.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, fine, my pick goes back to David Bowie then

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"he's already in a gay marriage. AND he's a scientologist. pick again"

i'm not put off by either of these things. my pick stands :-)

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Bill Gates for the dollars, obv.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Alternatively, Jim Davidson, just for the look on his face, Good morning darling, you were an animal last night.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

But which animal?

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, I don't know, Jim, an ocelot perhaps, what the fuck.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Britney Spears.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

marc bolan.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

what's wrong with johnny depp? he's a babe. and jude law is a total hunkasaurus! he's cuter than that colin farrell. i could never get used to those eyebrows.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

::shudder:: do you guys like Jessica Simpson's hubby too?

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

eewww, he's gnarly. if you can't see the difference between that neanderthal and johnny depp then maybe you need some new eyeglasses. no offense or anything.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I would be the flower girl.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i think they're both hideous. i hate pretty boys.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

well then i know one person who isn't going to get an invitation to my imaginary gay wedding to a movie star.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

it's okay (almost said, 'tis' *slap*). I'll leave you off my three-way-marriage wedding on Bam's Big Ramp invite list.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Bill Murray

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Harrison Ford

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Gandhi.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Yr dad

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Jude Law and David Bowie are both fine selections. Bravo.

Hm. I think my answer would have to be Yasmin Le Bon, though she's already married. Physically, she's everything I'd like to be. So it'd be a bizarre setup.

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

elliott gould

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 08:20 (twenty-one years ago)

two words: Bob Balaban. sexy, sexy Bob Balaban.

― robotsinlove (mkc), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

whoever gives the best blowjobs.
auditions would have to be held, i suppose.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 08:49 (twenty-one years ago)

oops and Momus up a tree
Doing what they shouldn't be
Resembling each other

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"what would calum say"

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

tom cruise is in a gay marriage?

how did this piece of celebrity gossip pass me by? do share..

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 10:01 (twenty-one years ago)

He's seeing Tom Selleck.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 10:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Can someone cut and past oops' "blowjob auditions" post into his introductory gay thread?

wtf is up with you people? Movie stars? It's not like we don't have our very own hyper-eligible poofs on this board. Chris P and Andrew T, fight for me, bitches.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 10:26 (twenty-one years ago)

No one on this board is RICH, Barry.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Apart from N.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Steve McQueen. I woudn't care if he was just a dusty pile of bones in a tux, I would love him as though he still had a pulse.

― andy, Tuesday, 23 December 2003 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Kobe Bryant, because every time he strayed I'd get a $4 million ring.

― Leee Marvin (Leee), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Ashley Judd.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

James May.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

two words: Bob Balaban. sexy, sexy Bob Balaban.

http://www.dvdfile.com/images/feature_stories/tenquestions/balaban_bob/ce3k_doc.jpg

I renounce my relation to you.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

You know I've racked my branes and I can't pick anyone.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 10:16 (twenty-one years ago)

sixteen years pass...

threads that haven't aged well

― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 November 2020 08:22 (four years ago)

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