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the face to my car stereo. This is sucking major dick as driving is a very daily and time-consuming activity in Dallas. (not unlike sucking dick.)

Pls help me find it.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I offered my cats an extra can of food all to themselves if either of them found it. So far the lazy beasts have yet to lift a paw.

Help.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

oh the boys are lucky in dallas

― JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

1) Purse
2) The top of the fridge
3) INSIDE the fridge
4) Panty drawer?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Under the wheels of your car? My roommate seems to lose her glasses there a lot.

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

sadly i have looked in all of those places EXCEPT the panty drawer! can't see past all the sex toys. Give me a few. . .

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

(oh and JaXon, haven't you ever seen Debbie Does. . . I mean, duh.)

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

in the couch?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

check.

I think it might be really gone. :( Can you buy just the faces?

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah you can. not at a store though...you'll have to order it.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude that sucks! Maybe it's in MY panty drawer.

WAIT!! Has it fallen in a cowboy boot?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Tracer has good ideas. . .*checks*

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

IT'S IN YOUR HAND.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Glove box? Under a seat?

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Under the car seats, under the bed, along the floor? Are your cats the types who would play hockey with such a thing?

― Ian Johnson (orion), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, maybe, just maybe ... work with me here ... maybe you never had a face plate at all? Maybe this memory you have has been implanted in you. Have you been having migraines lately? Have you come into contact with any Russians? Has anyone asked you to carry their baggage on an airplane? Have you awoken in a buthtub full of ice?

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

You are already guessing places I've already looked. :( Ian, if my cats are too lazy to look even after being promised extra food they are too lazy to do something like "play". Tracer that would be a good guess except my dick is usually in my hand.

oh no! I think deann maybe on to something!

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, there is only one way to test this. Tell me, how does this picture make you feel?

http://www.classicsquares.com/clark.jpg

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Like an orthodontist.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

uh, are you suggesting i've lost my face in a pair of wide, polyester lapels?

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Well Ned, we all know that you're an alien. FROM TEH PLANAT LORDOFTEHFAGORTS!!!1

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Woo!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 02:39 (twenty-two years ago)

i have lost the firewire hub i was saving :-(

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Saving for?

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

the right man, the right moment.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Did someone take it?

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

no, i think i left it in a box.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

i moved recently and i was saving it until i got my office room set up. i set it up tonight, but no hub. i think it's in an unpacked box and i forgot which one. sad.
:-(

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, have you had any contact with any Russians?! This is important. Patterns, people, patterns.

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i haven't been in contact with Russians but i did find a card from an Argentinian guy in my desk when i was cleaning it out. i have no idea who this person was or why i have his card. is this significant?

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Does it have a Swastika on it?

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it in a coat pocket?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i have it right here as a matter of fact. it says:

Cesar A. Lopapa
Buenos Aires, Argentina
Junin 1655 Piso 7
Lofts del Pilar - Recoleta
C1113AAQ Buenos Aires, Argentina

Celular: (54-11) 4490-9882

No swastika, not even very good cardstock. It may have been in a coat pocket once, but I don't remember. I found it when cleaning my desk, it was in the bottom of a drawer. Mysterious.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

None of this is helping me find my stereo face. *taps foot impatiently*

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

oh shit!
under the couch?

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

between the seats in the car, on the floorboard

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

in the little cubby on the driver's side door?
in the owners manual? under the registration?
in the cat box?
on top of whereever you leave your keys when you come in?

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

all of these places have been checked.

Creativity people!

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

WHAT THE FUCKING F?~! We can have Cesar A. Lopapa's phone number on ILX but not Paris hilton'S?!?!?!?!?!W#EWF-ROMGTDVF

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe it's in Best Buy? Why don't you go check there?

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Deann, sweetie-pie, please don't post to my thread anymore until you learn to type. We already have one amazing randy.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, I found your face plate!

http://www.ciadvertising.org/studies/student/99_spring/theory/eileen/harper/images/middle-finger.gif

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 03:54 (twenty-two years ago)

It is perhaps squirreled away in your snatch.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

perhaps it was snatched away by a squirrel

― scissors (Honda), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

In your purse
At Ships
In your desk drawer at work
Inside the door where you leave your keys
Behind the couch
In the freezer
Under the bathroom sink
In your coat pocket
With the clothes you were wearing Friday night
Wherever your glasses ended up during the birthday strip...

I dunno chica, those are where MY lost stuff usually is. I'll check behind my couch just in case - you never know.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/baseball/mlb/1999/postseason/division_series/al_div1/news/1999/10/06/zimmer_returning_ap/t1_zimmer_all_01.jpg

Maybe Don has your metal plate

― ModJ (ModJ), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

It was way back under the couch so whoever guessed that wins. Good place to hide drugs, obv.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 06:11 (twenty-two years ago)

yay! glad you found it. can you carry it with dicks in your hand?

luna, does Ships still exist?

― JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 07:22 (twenty-two years ago)

The sign does...

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 07:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I win!

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 08:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I stuck the dicks up someone else's ass so it's all good.

well Ships was still standing when I was up there earlier. Hopefully it shall still be on Thursday when i go to work as well.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

in the couch?
--Oops
nope--preposition trouble, Oops--

under the couch
--Orbit

*i* win!!! nyah nyah nyah!

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Yet another one of my life's dreams crushed by preposition trouble.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 09:06 (twenty-two years ago)

But wait, was it IN the couch or was it on the floor UNDER the couch?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 09:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Ships in LA was a diner... they tore it down and inexplicably left the sign.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 09:27 (twenty-two years ago)

ah. . .but you were talking about my ships! if my face was in a ghost diner in LA that would've been trippy. . .

Oops, it was on the floor under the couch.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 09:40 (twenty-two years ago)

You found it in the couch
for being such a slouch
it's yer birthday.. its yer birthday

― 50 pence (mark grout), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 09:42 (twenty-two years ago)

no, it was my bday about two weeks ago. and my diginity is still suffering greatly for it.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 09:46 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

I have lost, of all things, a ten pound note that a friend gave me because I am broke and which I was going to exchange at the bank at the very favorable current rate of 1.88 USD/British pound. Is there something about pound notes that make them fall out of your pocket easier than American dollars because this has never happened to me before!

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 23 March 2005 04:27 (twenty years ago)

are you sure you didn't spend it on lollies and crisps?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

i am so bored.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

I can't find my virginity. I can't find your virginity!

― What we want? Sex with T.V. stars! What you want? Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Wednesday, 23 March 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

I lost my backpack (well, man bag) and I'm stuck carrying things around in an old laptop bag.

― C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

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