I have just heard a song called "Lick a Smurph for Christmas"

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By Father Abraphart and The Smurphs. The holiday is now revealed to me in strange novel ways.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Some details. Thank you, Jonathan King.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha, yeah, I heard this a few years back on local college radio's weekend '70s pop show. The gist of it was that the old Smurf figurines were covered in a paint that apparently had dangerous lead contents, and when little crumbsnatchers put them in their mouths (as they are wont to do) they wound up getting poisoned. (the chorus of this song went "lick a Smurph for Christmas/all fall down" or something similar.)

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I have "Merry Christmas With The Smurfs," it's utterly forgettable.

― largehearted boy (largeheartedboy), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 04:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Now I'm hearing a song called "Stop Giving Me Crap for Christmas." Genius.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

As genius as this?

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 05:51 (twenty-one years ago)

A different, more generalized focus of bile is found in the song.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 06:10 (twenty-one years ago)

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