Why is Christmas Sexy?

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is it? i know halloween is, but for some reason doing it now seems hotter.

― neverpostedbefore...right (jameslucasakarroland), Thursday, 25 December 2003 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Sexual favors as Christmas presents: C or D?

― Prude (Prude), Thursday, 25 December 2003 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Depends on who they're from, I suspect.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Thursday, 25 December 2003 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Christmas isn't sexy. It's for kids. U R ALL PEDOFYLS.

― jewelly (jewelly), Thursday, 25 December 2003 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 26 December 2003 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

No shit...

― WestCoastModJ, Friday, 26 December 2003 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

because it has the Naughty/Nice aspect built into it, too...

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Friday, 26 December 2003 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

My ex won't return my calls, so no Christmas fuck for me.

I don't particularly think Christmas is sexy anyway--but warm bodies are nicer when it's so cold.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 26 December 2003 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Blondes in skimpy "santas helpers" outfits C/D?

― Johnney B, Friday, 26 December 2003 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

dud

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 26 December 2003 11:06 (twenty-one years ago)

depends on the context. possibly c, possibly d.

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Friday, 26 December 2003 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

The whole "unwrapping" thing and selective placement of bows.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 26 December 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

everyone who has posted after the pictures above, I can't hear you

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 26 December 2003 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I wore a slutty santa claus costume and we watched Say Anything and then I summarily got the brains fucked out of me on Christmas Eve. You tell me.

― Allyzay, Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

shut up ally.

i want the brains fucked out of me too. :(

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 27 December 2003 10:26 (twenty-one years ago)

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