ILE is Peanuts. Who would you be?

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― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the little red haired girl.

― jess, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Josh Kortbein.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

and i will be the first (but not the last) to claim linus. how come all my friends had a crush on marcy? i liked lucy.

― ethan, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I hate Peanuts.

― Samantha, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you are the DEVIL.

― jess, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Cool. The Devil.

― Samantha, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I always wanted to be Lucy. Because she's such an asshole.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Damn you, Jess! I wanted to be the little red-haired girl. It's the only consolation in the life of a short ginger kid, kidding yourself that somewhere there's a poor misunderstood Charlie Brown out there waiting for you. Though it would be nice if he had more hair. And less distinctive jumpers. And spent less time losing at baseball. Erm. Help! My analogy's snapped.

Maybe Rerun: sadly pointless, in that I turn up occasionally as a less interesting and intellectual and more whinily neurotic version of more long-standing characters. Though being Marcy was tempting. But that's the thing about Peanuts, I can relate to all of them.

― Rebecca, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Though it would be nice if he had more hair."

why ARE so many cartoon boys BALD (or at least balding)? seriously, c. brown, the yellow kid, sluggo, raplph wiggum...

― jess, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What was the little black kid's name? Franklin?

I got dibs on him, Mr. Perry.

― Nitsuh, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yup, Franklin. And I see I spelt Marcie's name wrong. Oops.

― Rebecca, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Schroder. Tetchy cultural snob.

― Andrew L, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

remember eddie murphy's bit about how franklin is never invited to the parties? 'even the damned dog is in there dancing his ass off!!'

― ethan, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am Snoopy's desert cousin

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd have to say Schroeder... it kinda really reflects my past. Having girls make obvious passes at me, while I don't know better and ignore them. sigh.

― Brian MacDonald, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Lucy, for sure.

― Maria, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Me Pigpen!!

― shinystuff, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Snoopy, of course. Mr. Flight of Fantasy himself. Or Linus, but Ethan unwisely took it before giving it to me, which shows is wrong and evil. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Marcie, undoubtedly!

― 1 1 2 3 5, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, scratch my answer. Schroeder was too avant/artfag for me.

Charlie Brown is I.

― Brian MacDonald, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ok, one half Sally + one half Lucy = a new character called Saucy.

― Kim, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Peppermint Pattys and Marcies love child

― anthony, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I will be said oblivious amorous artfag.

If that fails, then I be Woodstock.

― David Raposa, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm definitely Lucy, with just a touch of Peppermint Patty.

― suzy, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

5. Anyone remember him?

― Justyn Dillingham, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I strenuously object to being referred to as a Peanuts character.

― Josh, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I wanna be the teacher who sounded like a malfunctioning wah-wah pedal, and who no-one ever saw. I dig the omnipotence, and being able to say WOB-WOB-WO-WOB.

This refers to TV Peanuts, not comic strip, obviously.

― Will McKenzie, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Lucy by name, Pigpen by nature.

― Lucy, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i twitter a lot and then fall over, thus Woodstock obviously.

― katie, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm well aware of your Peanuts-hatred Josh, but the thought of a very angry Mr. Kortbein stuck inside a 2D world of "cute" existentialism where the protagonist is a balding pre-pubescent everyman and all the adults sound like broken synthesizers amused me. It was late.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Conrad please.

― chris, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm obviously Lucy, all you other playas are just fronting on this one. It's pretty dead obvious who the real asshole is here.

― Ally, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Peppermint Patty - red haired, loud, obnoxious, pushy. Except without all of the jock-ishness.

― Nicole, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The Red Baron.

― fritz, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But Lucy was an asshole with a Mission. You knwo when I went to the toy museum there was a life size " The doctor is In" booth

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nitsuh and I are officially in a fight. Damn damn DAMN. This is what I get for looking for a job rather than posting.

Actually, I think I'm really a mutant hybrid of Linus, Schroeder, and Franklin, so I'll be the scary three-headed result of that science experiement.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Charlie Brown, without doubt. Or possibly the Great Pumpkin...

― Ally C, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What was name of Snoopy's long-whiskered brother who lived in the desert?

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Spike, who my grandma once wrote Schulz about offering to put him if he couldn't find a home. No, it's true.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm an asshole with a mission too, dumbass.

― Ally, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ally's just an a-hole with potty mouth.

― Samantha, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm the teacher with the warbly voice.

― james, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Schroeder!

― youn, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Whuhwhuhwhuhwuhwuhwuh.

― Kerry, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I aspire to Shroederesque avant-fag fabness, but I'm really just a Pigpen/Peppermint Patty combo.

― Arthur, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ned did your grandparents also complain about the shrinking size of the comic strips like mine (and calvin's) did? :)

seriously, i think THIS is the easiest way to divide people into two camps: people who LURVE peanuts and people who just don't get it/hate it.

― jess, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, I want to be Schroeder, but I'm more like Marcie (or maybe Sally, in my advanced years).

― youn, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm Charles Schulz, MWAHAHAHAHAHA. Actually, I'm probably Charlie Brown, or Snoopy, or maybe Schroeder (but not that aloof and priggish). Lucy I always hated, a totally evil bitch (probably 'cause I'm Charlie, and I hate havin' the football pulled out from under me). Peppermint Patty, though; what a hottie.

― Clarke B., Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd fuck Peppermint Patty. I bet she'd give great head, too -- maybe that's why Marcie always followed her around.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

eight years pass...

i'd be pigpen.

― ian, Saturday, 28 November 2009 03:05 (fifteen years ago)

I'm the Kite Eating Tree

― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 28 November 2009 03:50 (fifteen years ago)

Shermy.

― unban everyone tbh (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 28 November 2009 06:39 (fifteen years ago)

^^ booming username imo

― ian, Saturday, 28 November 2009 06:39 (fifteen years ago)

display name, w/e.

― ian, Saturday, 28 November 2009 06:40 (fifteen years ago)

the red baron

― mookieproof, Saturday, 28 November 2009 07:17 (fifteen years ago)

^_^

― tehresa, Saturday, 28 November 2009 07:28 (fifteen years ago)

three years pass...

Am stuck in a hotel about 130km SW from Edmonton. Fortunately, I found this:

https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/p480x480/1383861_10151698718186596_851832877_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p480x480/555017_10151698742621596_1205938724_n.jpg

I forgot that this ep had an A-story, a B-story, and a C-story that intertwine. Also, all the jazz flute.

― An Android Pug of Some Kind? (kingfish), Friday, 1 November 2013 03:28 (eleven years ago)

a part of me believes i am snoopy, serenely indifferent to the petty squabbles and insecurities that consume my peers. deep down though i know i'm charlie brown.

― (emphasis Treeship's) (Treeship), Friday, 1 November 2013 04:43 (eleven years ago)

Pigpen

― Jeff, Friday, 1 November 2013 04:47 (eleven years ago)

linus, but obv everyone is really charlie brown, when they are not mr sack

― i want to say one word to you, just one word:buzzfeed (difficult listening hour), Friday, 1 November 2013 05:15 (eleven years ago)

lol i had never read this one, how cruel: "Lucy wins first prize in a school science contest when she takes Linus' blanket away and records his 'withdrawal symptoms.'"

― i want to say one word to you, just one word:buzzfeed (difficult listening hour), Friday, 1 November 2013 05:31 (eleven years ago)

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