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I link to this, from one of the University of Chicago student papers, only so I can excerpt the following joke from it:

Q. How many sincere punks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. That's not funny.

― Nitsuh, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like that.

― Sean, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh that's VERY funny...

― JM, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

fudge attack

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The same punchline applies to:

How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

― suzy, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That reminds me of another joke:

A: How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb? B: I don't know. A: That's because you weren't fucking there, man!!

― Will McKenzie, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

which in turn reminds me of: why does it take 4 premenstrual women to change a lightbulb?

BECAUSE IT DOES!!!!

and: how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

two, but they have to be small mice. chortle.

― katie, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Will, thank you for reminding me of one of my favourite jokes. Yours is the understated version - the one I heard was more "THAT'S RIGHT YOU DON'T KNOW! AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW CAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!"

― Nick, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Q: How many ILEr's does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One, they are all highly intelligent people.

― james, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: I don't know.. how many?

Q: What?... Like you don't know?...Hmmmph...

― Brian MacDonald, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: I don't know.. how many?

Q: What?... Like, you don't know?...Hmmmph...

― Brian MacDonald, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How many anarcho-punks does it take to change a lightbulb?

You can't change a lightbulb, man, you need to smash it.

― Sterling Clover, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I hate this thread. Nothing is really funny anymore. (and this is NOT sarcasm).

― Maria, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oooh - get her!

― Nick, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought they were quite funny...I liked the hipster joke.

― james, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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