Describe the most discreet manner in which I can crawl through my house's ventilation system (WITHOUT being burned alive by the heater) to reach the cookie tray upstairs while remaining undetected by

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― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 27 December 2003 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Vodka? Whiskey? Absinthe? Skunk?

― pete s, Saturday, 27 December 2003 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

become a rat of nimh

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

wait, they didnt fare to well either

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

1) Cut hole in ceiling above kitchen
2) Rappel down rope ladder
3) Abscond with cookie tray

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 27 December 2003 05:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Disguise yourself as an ambulatory plant

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 27 December 2003 06:53 (twenty-one years ago)

you, jedi master: "you don't need to see me taking the cookies"

relatives: "we do not see you taking the cookies."

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 27 December 2003 06:58 (twenty-one years ago)

be brisk

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 27 December 2003 08:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Just go get the goddamned cookies and if they try and talk to you say "Fuck off, I'm just getting some goddamned cookies."

Sheeeiit.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 27 December 2003 12:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm impressed that you live in a house which has a 'ventilation system'. I just have windows.

I suggest you learn to make a noise like a fire alarm. Your relatives will evacuate the house and wait outside in the street, leaving you free to scoff cookies to your heart's content.

― C J (C J), Saturday, 27 December 2003 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Run up the walls crouching tiger stylee.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Saturday, 27 December 2003 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

here's one that doesn't require the ventilation system:

-get inside empty barrel
-move two inches at a time, occasionally peeking over edge to make sure no one's looking

― s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 27 December 2003 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Ho-ho, Curt1s, shame on you! A Handsome Jedi Knight would accomplish this in a blink, ho-ho!

*hides, carefully, from Kate as well as Curt1s*

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 27 December 2003 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

So ..... did you get to the coookies yet?

― C J (C J), Saturday, 27 December 2003 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Can I have some?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 27 December 2003 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

What kind of cookies are they, anyway? (*please say double choc chip*)

― C J (C J), Saturday, 27 December 2003 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

No. Oatmeal raisin.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 27 December 2003 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

They are merely chocolate chip, and I am still contemplating how I shall make my next move.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 28 December 2003 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Erm, how many "moves" have you made in these past two days then? :)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 28 December 2003 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Get out of the house and buy some of your own cookies! Get me some oatmeal raisin while your out, ok?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

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