ILXORS - WHAT IN THE HECK DO YOU LOOK LIKE 2004 !!!

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WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE: 2004

???????

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Sunday, 28 December 2003 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

THE GREAT AND POWERFUL BURMAKITTY

http://missionofburma.com/holdphotos/messageboards/lj/moi/reading.jpg

...don't worry...I can't actually *read*...the book's just a prop for the photo. I'd post the actual nekkid photo, but most of you have gotten that already.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Sunday, 28 December 2003 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.sintaksu.hpg.ig.com.br/outros/lion2/imagens/ep02/26.jpg

― kephm@hotmail.com, Sunday, 28 December 2003 05:45 (twenty-one years ago)

you're like 4 days too early! does yr camera shoot into the future?

― lyra (lyra), Sunday, 28 December 2003 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I shoot purty far!

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Sunday, 28 December 2003 05:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.sintaksu.hpg.ig.com.br/outros/lion2/imagens/ep02/19.jpg

― ke[hm, Sunday, 28 December 2003 05:55 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.woventime.com/news/farm/images/Ivory%20long%20hair.jpg

― Berkeley / Sackett (calstars), Sunday, 28 December 2003 06:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://members.aol.com/dubplatestyle/mase.jpg

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 December 2003 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

http://homepage.mac.com/radio_free_albemuth/PhotoAlbum20.html

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 28 December 2003 06:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.skalman.nu/third-reich/bilder/mussolini-benito-1929.jpg

― dyson (dyson), Sunday, 28 December 2003 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

It ain't 2004 yet.

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 28 December 2003 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

No wonder Aja's so fucking irritating. I'd be insane too if my mom posted naked pictures of herself to websites I read.

― Allyzay, Sunday, 28 December 2003 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

you're just jealous cos she is having a better time than you

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 28 December 2003 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

It worries me that some kid's mum posts naked photos of herself on the net (surely no social worker would allow this kid to carry on under his mum's care?) or you're all being wound up.

Seriously, at the end of the day, I often think I'm the sole voice of morality on this forum and you should pay me for my wisdom and spirtual guidance.

― C-Man (C-Man), Sunday, 28 December 2003 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, Calum. Because you always do know the difference between people actually being wound up and people taking the piss. Just like on the Manics thread, right? I will say BurmaKitty is obviously having a better time than me but that's mainly cos I don't have that outfit yet.

― Allyzay, Sunday, 28 December 2003 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://missionofburma.com/holdphotos/messageboards/halloween2003/courtneyandkurt.jpg

Me and a Kurt Cobain look alike.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I got the new Manics album for £2.99 in a sale yesterday and quite like Let Robeson Sing.

― C-Man (C-Man), Sunday, 28 December 2003 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://missionofburma.com/holdphotos/messageboards/halloween2003/021_21A.JPG

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

oh.

http://missionofburma.com/holdphotos/messageboards/halloween2003/iwantcandy.jpg

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

My Mom says:

Tell them I am "not" naked on the internet.

I am offering to email the nekkidness to those of majority who can wow me with their writing samples (albeit those are in the minority).

Also can you post this for me...put it in the box where you post:

A photo of the Great and Powerful Bob Weston of the Sacred Order of the Mission of Burma...with the Righteous Feminist Burmakitty of course. (click for close up view)

http://missionofburma.com/photos/2003/atp/misc/bobwestonandburmakitty600.jpg

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Now she says:

tell them this one wins:

The Last Hypocrite/Village Voice

I only needed to get to the part where he says:

Such complaints have been echoed by everyone from Aimee Mann to Steve Albini, Courtney Love to Don Henley...

Aimee, Steve and Courtney...ALL IN A ROW! That is... uh ...(close your ears Aja)...sexy!

(I'm willing to overlook the Henley namedrop and will send you a jpg tonight)

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

At risk of sounding like Jess, I think a new low has been achieved here.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 28 December 2003 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, here.

http://www.villagevoice.com/ads/popunders/RELQ-RLQ-127-01-RLQ.php

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

What's the new low?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

You ask too many goddamn questions.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 28 December 2003 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Well how else would I find out the things I want to know that I don't already know?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Use your BRANE.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 28 December 2003 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't use my brane, whatever that is. I do however, use my brain.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

you want to know about the new low?

THE GREAT AND POWERFUL KEN C

http://www.redbulldozers.com/kennakkid.jpg

...don't worry...I can't actually *read*...the book's just a prop for the photo. I'd post the actual nekkid photo, but most of you have gotten that already.

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Transvestite?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Me and some friends.

http://missionofburma.com/holdphotos/messageboards/halloween2003/courtneyevilelvisandsatan.jpg

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

if you send me something good literary i'll send you a nakkid pic of me licking a pair of coconuts.

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Stop that!!!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

you'll have to do better than that.

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

What?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

What?

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"Unicorns"
Turn around and look
Unicorns are all around
Red, silver, and orange
Big and small
Oh, how beautiful

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i wrote a poem like that when i was 6, only at the end i made the unicorns all break their legs and have to be put down.

Read into that what you will...

― petra jane (petra jane), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate unicorns!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow - poor Sean.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 28 December 2003 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Who?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Even I'm confused.

― Sean (Sean), Sunday, 28 December 2003 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

what the hell is going on here.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 28 December 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

why couldn't this be a country where they strangle the girl children at birth?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 December 2003 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Why would you want that?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

you mean this isn't¿¿¿
•starts frantically packing•

― dyson (dyson), Sunday, 28 December 2003 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

BECAUSE YOU WOULD BE DEAD

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 December 2003 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

You wouldn't exist!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Mao Tse Tungington speaks.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 28 December 2003 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

What?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Skipping 307 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

I was hoping I could be the log lady.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, you're probably right about Markelby = Andy.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.chinesestudies.hawaii.edu/images/theatre_photos/yu_tangchun/clowns.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

remember the grief dance that piper laurie and leeland palmer do? 'go on, go on, dance with him....' it was when the icelandic people were about..

― the chief, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

http://schoolsite.edex.net.uk/49/images/clowns.jpeg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

suzy could be donna. that would make tom - bobby's father! who is agent cooper???

― the chief, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.sterling-graphics.co.uk/images/CLOWNS.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Tom works for the FBI, I really think you should just let him be Agent Cooper.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://home.earthlink.net/~christafa/images/clowns.gif

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i sooooo want to be harriet hayward, the best fucking character on that show (maybe harriet and donna's younger sister who wears the ballet get up replete with headgear orthodontia playing the boogie woogie piano in the credits).

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

her name was gertrude now that i thought about it.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bgcc.com/fbrgwinefest/Clowns.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

WAIT WAIT WAIT

Who is the agent that David Duchovney plays?

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

special agent dennis/denise

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Andrew NF admitted to crossdressing and enjoying it...

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.circusroyale.com/images/photos/clowns.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Cannonball Run is more applicable to this quagmire than Twin Peaks.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

haha.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.galeria-vira.net/einl-clowns-0102.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

not seen the second series - i got the first one on dvd for x-mas and love it! the series is not out until septembr 2004...!!!

o.k. o.k. tom is agent cooper. though i would have alex in nyc as agent cooper and geir as dr jacoby!

― the chief, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.sheepproductions.com/tps/introduction/giant.jpg

― kephm, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.gafri.com/images/clowns.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, I must have lost my sense of humour, because wintermute is coming across a right tedious cunt right now.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Markelby OTM!!!!!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Boy, I missed a full day...

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

more clowns = more fun

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

QED

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, i'm on DSL and that last post made the thread a pain in the ass to load.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Another good poster goes down the shitter. Jesus there are a lot of spoilt arseholes on this board (YES ALLY I INCLUDE MYSELF IN THAT :))

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

WOW. when it took me ten minutes to load the photos for this thread, i thought i might actually see some pictures of some friends or whatever. :'-(

anyways, ilx must be classic because i still care enough to be frustrated with this thread.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

In that large black n white one the clown has a jacket that says "Clowns Against Capitalism"!

(Where can I get one of those?)

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh, best thread ever, worst thread ever, must buy socks, ILX is destroyed, ILX is stronger than ever, food is nice, bollocks to this. G'night.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)

When you fly, you miss shit.

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 07:00 (twenty-one years ago)

that is rather zen, when you think about it.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 07:07 (twenty-one years ago)

jesus christ! this thread makes me want to take hostages and eat small children! the clowns are so annoying! can this thread please be renamed-"what in the heck do you NOT look like 2004!!!" or can someone start a new thread and link to it in this completely unrelated, misnamed, and super pissing-me-off-thread! at least in the picture of ally's cleavage (which we have all seen 10,000 times), she is adhering to the topic of the thread!!!!!!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 07:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Wtf is up with all those clowns? What an ass! (no not your's BK!) I thought this thread was bad before, but it has definitely reached an all time low.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

did old-ilx just implode?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 12:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I dunno Bob. I hope 2004 brings tolerance, harmony and understanding to all. If it doesn't, I say we go and burn Calum.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 12:08 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah i think stuff like this keeps everyones egos in check. the fact is this is a web board. i post here when i get bored occasionaly, its funny sometimes. but the little cults of personality that develop around some people here, both the negative and the positive ones, are kinda silly.
to be honest im sure you're all pretty nice, most people are really, in some way. so carry on sharing your opinions, but i personally wouldn't take it so seriously.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Amen.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)

So can we go back, start a separate Twin Peaks=ILX thread about 30 posts ago, excise the clowns, and all have a good time?

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd be up for that. beats loading up a 5 meg thread.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

SO THEN HOW ABOUT ONE OF YOU START A NEW FUCKING THREAD JESUS H. CHRIST IT'S NOT LIKE YOU NEED A FUCKING PASSWORD TO DO IT OR IT INVOLVES SPECIAL MAGIC MANNEQUIN HAT POWER.

For some reason I find the last group of posts about 4,000 times more annoying than anything else on ILX!!! Jesus christ people!! It's not difficult! You hate the shit out of what Wintermute/the chief/BurmaKitty/me/your momma did to you?? WELL JUST CLICK "ASK A QUESTION" AND YOU WILL BE SET FREE.

Good lord. It's like you're all standing staring at a dying man outside a club wondering who should call 911.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE IN THE NEW YEAR FABULOUS SUPERBLABLAZO WUNDERBAR HAPPY TIME HOUR!!!!

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Jesus H. Christ.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 9 January 2005 04:01 (twenty years ago)

Seriously: weirdest thread ever.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 9 January 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

JESS PLZ COME BACK WE NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER

― KISSES, Sunday, 9 January 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

i wish that picture of me nakkid is still there

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 January 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

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