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I like Aja. Fuck you if you don't, too.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:30 (twenty years ago) link

Oh wow! I'm glad you like me.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:32 (twenty years ago) link

Damn straight.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:33 (twenty years ago) link

Aja dear it's only a week until I'm 14. Girls should like 14 year olds.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:34 (twenty years ago) link

The age difference is not that high. Our love will extend beyond it etc.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:39 (twenty years ago) link

This is the part where you're supposed to say "I love you Dante! I want to be Miss Dante Evans!"
Does Aja Evans sound that bad?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:42 (twenty years ago) link

Oh my God! You're that old. I'm sorry. I thought you were older. How can you say you love me? We've never met. Is this going to be a long distance relationship?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:45 (twenty years ago) link

Oh my word.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:46 (twenty years ago) link

is this going to be a long distance relationship?

haha aja i kiss you!

― cozen¡ (Cozen), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:46 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, my dear. Yes it will.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:48 (twenty years ago) link

I was about to say "yes I do too" until I realized that you weren't talking about Steely Dan.

Oh wait, I just realized ILM/ILE Aja is very cool too. So, yes, I agree.

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:50 (twenty years ago) link

I'll play guitar for you Dante. You just have to tell me I play well.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:52 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, Yeah Bass Drop! Oh!Oh!Oh!Oh!Oh!Oh!

You gotta hundred dollar bill put ya hands up!
You gotta fifty dollar bill put ya hands up!
You gotta twenty dollar bill put ya hands up!
You gotta ten dollar bill put ya hands up!
Single ladies! I can't hear y'all! Single ladies, make noise!
Single ladies! I can't hear y'all! Single ladies! Make noise!
All the chicken heads, be quiet!
All the chicken heads, be quiet!
All the chicken heads, be quiet (Quiet)!
Yeah baby, Fatman Scoop, Faith Evans sing along! C'mon!

I never knew there was a love like this before.
(All the good lookin women sing along - i cant hear ya!)
Never had someone to show me your love. Love like this before.
What's your zodiac sign? (What, What?)
What's your zodiac sign? (I can't hear y'all!)
What's your zodiac sign? (Yeah, whooohoo!)

If you got more hair get ya hands up!
If ya got short hair make noise!
If ya got more hair get ya hands up!
If ya got short hair make noise!
If ya got more hair on ya head (ladies!)
If ya got more hair on ya head.
If ya got long hair on ya head,
From your ear to your sleeve even if you gotta weave!
Can i get a Whoo Whoo, Can i get a WhooWhoo,
Can i get a Whoo Whoo? Oh!Oh! Can I get a WhooWhoo,
Can i get a Whoo Whoo, Can i get a Whoo Whoo? Oh!Oh!

To all my niggaz who hit it from the back,
Who wanna have sex with no strings attached!
Can I get A What What, Can i get a WhatWhat,
Can I get a What What? Oh!Oh! Can i get a WhatWhat?
Can i get a What What, Can i get a WhatWhat? Oh!Oh!

Engine,engine number 9, on the NewYork transit line,
If my train goes off the track, pick it up, pick it up,
Pick it up-Back on the scene, Crispy and clean,
You can try but then why, cause ya can't intervine!
We be the outcasts, Down for the settle, one play rock,
One play the pebble. open the door,
Ya best belive were slidin through it swiftly.
We can make it Roll with all cuz they roll with me,
Doo Da Dippidy!

So now i dwell just ta say your plainer,
Hold the cup cuz i got the container,
Pass the plate up, cross the fate up,
Black sheep ya play like the Sony, Never the traiter,
Party, And you can get a scoop, lata!
Lets Go Lets Go Lets Go Lets Go!

Who Fuckin Tonight? Who Fuckin tonight?
Who Fuckin Tonight? Oh!Oh! Who Fuckin tonight?
Who fuckin Tonight? Who Fuckin Tonight? Oh!Oh!
Stop Playin, Keep It Movin! Stop playin, keep it movin!
Stop playin, keep it movin! Keep movin movin movin movin!
Hey sing along! Hey!Ho!Hey!Ho!Hey!ho!Hey!ho!
(Ladies! (Hey) Fellas! (Ho) Ladies! (hey) Fellas! (Ho) Ladies!)
Hey!Ho!Hey!Ho!Hey!Ho! cmon cmon cmon! Sing along everybody now!
[Faith Evans Chorus:] I Never Knew there was a...
All The ladies if your in here,i need to hear y'all!
(Never Had Someone..)
[Ad libs]
Gi girlfriend, its your birthday!
[repeat x3]
Oh!Oh!Oh!Oh!
Fatman Scoop, Crooklyn Clan!
[repeat x 2]
Crooklyn Clan, crooklyn Clan, crooklyn Clan
Fatman Scoop, Crooklyn Clan
[repeat x 2]
Crooklyn Clan, Crooklyn Clan, Crooklyn Clan!
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah, Big Shot! Oh!oh!oh!Oh!
You Gotta Rock! Oh!Oh!Oh!
[Repeat]
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Big Shot!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:52 (twenty years ago) link

Aja, though we have never met I think we would be a great couple. Come to San Francisco and see me! We can experience the dizzying heights, the terrifying lows and the creamy middles. Give me a chance. Please.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:52 (twenty years ago) link

I play piano. We can jam. You can lay on the big grand piano while I play.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:52 (twenty years ago) link

Dante, um, I don't know what to say. I live in San Francisco too!!

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:56 (twenty years ago) link

If you're just going to use this board to talk about the Simpsons (of whom I'm practically a family member, mind), go to alt.tv.simpsons instead.

― Leee Marvin (Leee), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:56 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.woundedbird.com/felder/6295.jpg

Aja I'd listen to you on guitar.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:57 (twenty years ago) link

I live on Mount Davidson, on Mangels Street. Email me where you live.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:57 (twenty years ago) link

Though I was tempted to link you to a.t.s.snuh.

― Leee Marvin (Leee), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:57 (twenty years ago) link

Maybe this is fate? You know, if my mom didn't come out to SF to see my grandma, I'd be living in Maryland right now! Maybe Virginia?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:59 (twenty years ago) link

i like Aja, too!

― Michael Jackson (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 01:40 (twenty years ago) link

Hi Sean, how's the Elton obsession?

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:13 (twenty years ago) link

aja honey, do not email this guy where you live. you don't know him. I strongly suspect he is not 13/14.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:19 (twenty years ago) link

what?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:19 (twenty years ago) link

great. Now Aja can't play on ILX.

Just for info...

My maiden name is

MOSSBERG

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:22 (twenty years ago) link

Don't give him your address and don't let him near your unmoderated forums.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:23 (twenty years ago) link

great. Now Aja can't play on ILX.

yay!

once again, a creepy pervert saves the day.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:24 (twenty years ago) link

aw...thank you!

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:26 (twenty years ago) link

i like Aja, too!

Thank you Eisbär.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:47 (twenty years ago) link

I like Aja as well. I also don't know why people object to the images she posts, as they're pretty much always well-chosen and funny.

― Sean (Sean), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:49 (twenty years ago) link

There from Halloween. My feet hurt from walking in thoses boots though. They were too big. They were my mom's.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:51 (twenty years ago) link

Sorry. They're

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:51 (twenty years ago) link

I am 13. I don't care if you don't believe me.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:54 (twenty years ago) link

If you are telling the truth, then we have another thing in common.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:56 (twenty years ago) link

So, will you be my girlfriend?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:57 (twenty years ago) link

How can I?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:58 (twenty years ago) link

Just say yes.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:59 (twenty years ago) link

Well, I've never had a boyfriend.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:00 (twenty years ago) link

Nor have I had a girlfriend.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:01 (twenty years ago) link

Why do you want me to say yes so badly?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:02 (twenty years ago) link

Because I want love. I want a girlfriend, and I like you.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:03 (twenty years ago) link

13 year olds say "nor"?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:03 (twenty years ago) link

nor do they have email address like pianoman@reno.com

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:04 (twenty years ago) link

Even if I say yes, it won't really seem like we're boyfriend and girlfriend.

13 year olds say "nor"?

I have.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:05 (twenty years ago) link

Hi Sean. Horrible to see you back.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:05 (twenty years ago) link

We're not D.U.M. God!
I play piano, hence my email. Reno.com has free email, too.
Please please please!!!!!! For Dante?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:07 (twenty years ago) link

Oh my god!! It's Lynskey!! Good to see you again!!
Hi there, how are ya?
It's been a long time.
My but we learn so slow, and heroes they come and they go...

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:08 (twenty years ago) link

And my name is Dante Evans now. No more Sean M. Hall, in retrospect.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:08 (twenty years ago) link

Dante I don't know. I can't really say it unless I mean it. I'd like love too, but the fact that I don't know you is the problem.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:10 (twenty years ago) link

Skipping 350 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Oh no!

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:26 (twenty years ago) link

Hey I go to Catholic School too! Epiphany School! God we are so meant to be together it's scary.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:34 (twenty years ago) link

Whatever, Stan.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:36 (twenty years ago) link

were you touched in a bad place by Father Chester Molester, Dante?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:37 (twenty years ago) link

Shut the fuck up Ass but.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:39 (twenty years ago) link

What Ass but?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:40 (twenty years ago) link

Ass but?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:41 (twenty years ago) link

but what?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:42 (twenty years ago) link

This thread is like the Superbowl of love, isn't it?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:44 (twenty years ago) link

What's love got to do with it?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:44 (twenty years ago) link

I got 7 women on my mind:
4 that wanna own me
2 that wanna stone me
1 says she's a friend of mine.
Fuck the other 6 I want Aja.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:46 (twenty years ago) link

Does 1+2+4=7 ?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:47 (twenty years ago) link

Dante really loves Aja, Mr. Noodles. How could you question this? They're going to get married one day. They are like Luke and Laura but for ILX.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:48 (twenty years ago) link

Whose Luke and Laura? Why can't they be Bennifer?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:49 (twenty years ago) link

4+2=6
6+1=7
A stunning revelation.
Aja and I have proved that people can find love on ILx.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:50 (twenty years ago) link

I have a bigger ass than Aja, ergo Tom and I are Bennifer. Who do you guys want to be? Brad & Jen?

Dante wtf does that even mean.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:53 (twenty years ago) link

Quod erat demonstrandum.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:54 (twenty years ago) link

That adds a whole new level of meaning to "break out the Latin".
I'm not looking for a big ass. I'm looking for love and I think I've found it.
Aja is BurmaKitty really your mom?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:01 (twenty years ago) link

I'm suprised this thread hasn't become all about me being gay.
I'm demonstrably not gay. I'm a vibrant heterosexual who loves girls, except maybe when they get their period.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:07 (twenty years ago) link

Well that's a bit sketchy innit.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:09 (twenty years ago) link

What's that supposed to mean?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:11 (twenty years ago) link

[huge underage bikini poster removed]

― d k (d k), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:12 (twenty years ago) link

It means you're obviously a flaming homosexual, dorkpants.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:13 (twenty years ago) link

I doubt that's Aja.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:13 (twenty years ago) link

ok - that is NOT cool.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:14 (twenty years ago) link

Get rid of images

Fuck you DK.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:16 (twenty years ago) link

It's because of me that the EMBED and SPAN tags are banned from ILx. Wow.
Those pics are really not ok.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:17 (twenty years ago) link

Congratulations, genius. You started the fucking thread. Go to bed.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:20 (twenty years ago) link

This time I had a good reason. Potentially ILx could be shut down for child pornography. All I can do is make the disappear temporarily. It's only 9:23 PST.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:23 (twenty years ago) link

"good reason"

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:26 (twenty years ago) link

You're all fucking cockfarmers and I kind of hope ILE does get shut down for child porn, as unlikely as that is, just to get the morons who actually are falling for this bullshit.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:32 (twenty years ago) link

what's wrong with those pictures?

― minna (minna), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:08 (twenty years ago) link

I read this thread as 'I have an ammoniacunt'. Woooord.

― Le Coq #1 (DarrenK), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:14 (twenty years ago) link

minna, are you kidding or something?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:27 (twenty years ago) link

well we all know that the problem with the pictures of burmakitty was that she's not hot, but these girls are pretty so what's wrong?

― minna (minna), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:31 (twenty years ago) link

...in which minna reveals self to be scary and is henceforth shunned ....

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:42 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/millarkitty.jpg

BK is pretty hot here.

― Leee Smith (Leee), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:45 (twenty years ago) link

That's Aja's mom?
She is pretty hot.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:55 (twenty years ago) link

Are we objectified yet?

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 08:09 (twenty years ago) link

Aja's mom has got it going on.
But I'd rather have Aja. There's something I really like about her, but I don't know what. All I know is I'm falling in love.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 08:17 (twenty years ago) link

sean m. hall, you mention on your SF History website that north beach was a relatively quiet area until the 1950s...

do you know where all the gambling and houses of ill repute were in the 1840s-1920s?

have you ever seen/read any of the following noir classics set mostly in 30s/40s north beach:

the maltese falcon
dark passage
lady from shanghai
woman on the run
sudden fear
thieves highway
born to kill
the house on telegraph hill
nora prentiss
the woman on pier 13
shakedown
the raging tide
the sniper
the midnight story
experiment in terror (okay this could be 50s SF)

do you know where all the gay/lesbian and jazz/blues clubs were in the 1920s-1940s?

just curious. your take on SF history is a little strange.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 08:49 (twenty years ago) link

"North Beach does not have much history, there was nothing there for a while. But the overall feel of the neighborhood makes it special."

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 08:54 (twenty years ago) link

haha! not bad for a zygote!

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 08:55 (twenty years ago) link

wtf is going on?!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 09:07 (twenty years ago) link

Some nerd's trying to get some action

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 09:08 (twenty years ago) link

What's with the neo-pedof1l1a?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 09:14 (twenty years ago) link

I suppose it's meant to be funny. HAHA AJA IS 12!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 09:15 (twenty years ago) link

OK I've only just looked at this thread and really, fuck this.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:40 (twenty years ago) link

I'm locking the thread and deleting DK's pictures. Another mod can unlock it if they want.

― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:41 (twenty years ago) link

Crieky it's like Obi-Wan picking up his light sabre.

― Tim (Tim), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:42 (twenty years ago) link

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