What would happen if a killing spree broke out at the Antiques Roadshow?

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I want gory details.

Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Lamps broken, pricless items are now trulely priceless.

Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I was sure, for a second, I must have started this thread.

C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I know.

Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Nope. I was thinking people would be choked with 19th century doorstops.

Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I was sure, for a second, I must have started this thread.

See, Calz, you know how you thought you were this really original humourous wacky guy? Sean's been at it for years. And he's much younger than you.

Andrew, delete ILE.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that an insult? Or are you calling me funny?

Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I smell a rat, seared to perfection and served on a bed of arugula with clarified butter on the side for sumptious dipping.

Aimless, Monday, 29 December 2003 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"As I was stating before the interruption, 18th Century Austrian sword making was quite advanced and produced a very high quality weapon. Beyond the lovely and intricate engraving, what you have seen greatly illustrated the effiency of the sabre's cerrated edging."

earlnash, Monday, 29 December 2003 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"It's a shame these kidneys aren't in better shape. They could've fetched a tidy sum on the black market."

may pang (maypang), Monday, 29 December 2003 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I would pay to see a bunch of rich old dears beating each other (or the presenter) up over a vase. Oh yeah.

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 29 December 2003 07:39 (twenty-two years ago)


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