Deadly Quakes Hit Iran -- Chirac blames Bush

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I was making that joke to myself when I stopped in my tracks and realized: YOU KNOW, I'M NO SCIENTIST, BUT I HAVE THE AWFUL SUSPICION THAT SUCH AN ACCUSATION MIGHT NOT BE TOTALLY SILLY AT ALL. I mean, how much do we really know about plate tectonics? What if all these bombs we're throwing around are fucking with god knows what fault lines????? AIUIIIIIIIGH I JUST TRAMPLED ALL OVER MY OWN PANIC BUTTON AGGGGGGGGGGGH PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME HOW IMPOSSIBLE MY RIDICULOUS THEORY IS BEFORE I DIVE UNDER MY DESK AND REFUSE TO COME OUT FOR A WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Monday, 29 December 2003 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I meant to say "TOTALLY SILLY AFTER ALL," duh. Terror makes me stoopid.

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Monday, 29 December 2003 05:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously though, anyone know whether it's possible to cause earthquakes by dropping too many bombs around a fault line?

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Monday, 29 December 2003 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I wondered the same thing when a quake hit the Northern part of Afghanistan shortly after the war first began there.

― may pang (maypang), Monday, 29 December 2003 06:19 (twenty-one years ago)

that's right... good god... somebody please tell me I'm just being superstitious... please... oh, somebody stop that crazyman (Black Jacques "third worst diplomat in the world" Chirac NOT to thread)...

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Monday, 29 December 2003 06:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Also,

http://www.qsl.net/kc2ufo/5.jpg

― may pang (maypang), Monday, 29 December 2003 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Somebody stop bombing Alaska for crying out loud! You know... that part of the united states that's really socially unstable.. and stuff. so they can not have those damn big earthquakes. MT. MCKINLEY OR DEATH!

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 29 December 2003 06:48 (twenty-one years ago)

(in other words, Ann, you're being completely silly and ridiculous.. so relax)

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 29 December 2003 06:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Haven't you ever seen "The Core"?? Using earthquakes to kill our enemies will only result in one tragic consequence: "We've cooked the planet!" Damn you, Bush!

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 29 December 2003 09:01 (twenty-one years ago)

not to be the voice of reason or anything but that part of the world is very prone to earthquakes war or no war

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 29 December 2003 10:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks you so much! Now I can return to my regularly scheduled irrational fears...

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Monday, 29 December 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Who are the top two worst diplomats?

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 29 December 2003 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

California's so crazy! They have mudslides!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 December 2003 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

What the problem is?

― Leee Marvin (Leee), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

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